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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 12:17:51



At 12/14/08 05:22 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Also Captain-Ben made this fucking insane logo for Father thy sun (XD) Thanks :3
It looks like a lion wearing a crown making out with Ned Kelly's helmet while covered in gasoline and on fire. Sick.

Precisely what it was meant to look like.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 12:33:06


At 12/15/08 02:26 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I hate our sub-culture sometimes. Watching those stupid "metal" documentaries just drills it into your head how retarded a lot of people that think they're a part of it are. Its depressing.

"SLLAAAYYYUUURRRRR!!!!!"
"MAAACCCHIINNNEE - FUCCCKKIIN' - HEEADD!"
"DIMMMEBAAAGG!"

Cocks, all of them.

At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: Ha, and you bitch at me for being imature.

No I don't. I bitch at you for taking everything so seriously and saying the words 'shit' and 'fuck' too much.
And besides it was a joke. If you weren't so stuck up you'd have realised. You should chill out, you used to be a fun little Ponos.

Their first album is way better than their follow up I distinctly remember. I don't listen to a lot of that kinda stuff anymore. I used to.

Ink Complete is better, but the second is good too. It has a more Mr. Big/Racer X feel to it.
And Ron never really does stuff lamely.

Yeah, I'm with Goats on this one.

For now :P.

So yeah, I listen to some pretty heavy death/black shit, but I got Jimi Hendrix and Kyuss and stuff right next to it.

My two favourite musical styles are Alternative/Ambient things like Imogen Heap, Radiohead and Sigur Rós and then all the Metal I listen too... though all the Metal is mainly Doom at the minute.

The Metal subculture is stupid and I've said for a while that I hate it. Even the people who aren't eyeliner wearing HIM fags. It all annoys me. Being an emotional little girl or a big fuck-off brute doesn't make you Metal. Its about what you listen to.

BUT IN CONCLUSION, ORANGE GOBLIN KICK ARSE.

I was gonna check them out at Download last year, but didn't. I'll get around to checking them out soon though. And Grand Magus too.

AND SO DO DEATH. I DISCOVERED DEATH. HUMAN IS FUCKING SICK.

Death own :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 16:02:41


Penis, you really have been annoing lately.

At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: BUT IN CONCLUSION, ORANGE GOBLIN KICK ARSE.

true

AND SO DO DEATH.

also true


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 16:25:04


Albums recently acquired:

Acid Witch - Witchtanic Hellucinations
Witchery - Dead, Hot and Ready
Witchcraft - The Alchemist
Skeletonwitch - Beyond the Permafrost
Witchfinder General - Death Penalty

Witches are fucking metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 16:29:26


At 12/15/08 04:25 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Witchery - Dead, Hot and Ready

haha I love the cover to that album. good thrash, too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 18:23:50


Penis.
I've been wanking around in school and having a girlfriend. Been really busy.

So what's up mangs?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 18:26:14


At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Did you get a boner?
I believe so. How is that relevant?

cause I don't fucking care that you fingered a girl...
did you tell her that your a man cause you like death metal?


In fact... I believe that a lot of man dislike him...
Hahaha. You're such a girl.

how are tastes in music related to masulinity... in anyway?..


what more can I say? that's your opinion... and I still think that a growler as to make some variations sometimes, cause monotone vocals really aren't that great.
Variations are great. Wormy man does heaps of weird shit. It's awesome.

He sounds like he doesn't have any breath in his lungs to do his growls... and em... I hate the random screams he does on Graves Of The Fathers. But he does sound good on Phobophile and Slit Your Guts.
In fact... I never said he sucked... well, maybe just to piss you off :P
I just said that I don't... particularly like him...

any-fucking-way !

I listenned to Blotted Science, and I thin it's great !!
I do not remember who told me about this band, but thanks good sir :)

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 18:28:23


At 12/15/08 06:23 PM, Rokuro wrote: Penis.
I've been wanking around in school and having a girlfriend. Been really busy.

Yeah, same here, it's taken a lot of time away from the Internet, music, NG, and metal.

and yes, witches are metal

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:01:50


Why is everybody talking about peni? And yes the plural is peni.

Anybody listen to Disturbed?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:08:06


At 12/15/08 09:01 PM, DocSprite wrote: Why is everybody talking about peni? And yes the plural is peni.

the plural is actually penises, or penes. the "-i" plural is only used for words ending in "-us," as per Latin grammar. But if you use the correct Latin pluralization, you're a pretentious fuck. Hippopotami? Vaginae? Fuck.

Anybody listen to Disturbed?

No, because they're not metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:11:02


At 12/15/08 09:01 PM, DocSprite wrote: Why is everybody talking about peni? And yes the plural is peni.

No its not.

Anybody listen to Disturbed?

No, they're not Metal and their discussion is not welcome here.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:37:15


At 12/15/08 09:11 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/15/08 09:01 PM, DocSprite wrote: Why is everybody talking about peni? And yes the plural is peni.
No its not.

Anybody listen to Disturbed?
No, they're not Metal and their discussion is not welcome here.

What about Dragonforce? I'm pretty sure they're metal. Speed metal, last time I checked.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:41:52


At 12/15/08 09:37 PM, DocSprite wrote: What about Dragonforce? I'm pretty sure they're metal. Speed metal, last time I checked.

Yes, but the difference is: they're not Disturbed.

And they're technically Power Metal, though Speed isn't necessarily wrong either.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:48:55


At 12/15/08 09:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/15/08 09:37 PM, DocSprite wrote: What about Dragonforce? I'm pretty sure they're metal. Speed metal, last time I checked.
Yes, but the difference is: they're not Disturbed.

And they're technically Power Metal, though Speed isn't necessarily wrong either.

Did anybody hear their new album? I never get tired of listening to Li and Totman.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:52:17


At 12/15/08 09:48 PM, DocSprite wrote: Did anybody hear their new album?

I heard it was lackluster at best.

I never get tired of listening to Li and Totman.

We do.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-15 21:53:05


At 12/15/08 09:48 PM, DocSprite wrote: Did anybody hear their new album? I never get tired of listening to Li and Totman.

They're fairly shit.
Listen to Spastic Ink, Blotted Science, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Sleep Terror, Cynic, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Angra, Adagio to get the mediocrity out of you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 00:14:48


At 12/15/08 09:53 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/15/08 09:48 PM, DocSprite wrote: Did anybody hear their new album? I never get tired of listening to Li and Totman.
They're fairly shit.

Meh... don't be so arshe...
the guy is probably started to listen to some metal stuff, and we all have to start somewhere.
Other than this, I do not think that DragonForce stuff is a 100% shit, they still have some interresting material

Listen to Spastic Ink, Blotted Science, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Sleep Terror, Cynic, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Angra, Adagio to get the mediocrity out of you.

Spasic Ink is awesome, so is Blotted Science.
I never really got to listen to anything by Necrophagist, but I've heard that they are great. I do not know Psycroptic, Sleep Terror and Cynic..
But Symphony X and Dream Theater are still some of my favorite bands
Angra and Adagio are bands that I won't list in my favorite bands... but they still have some nice stuff, especially Adagio with their awesome remake of the 1980 song "Fame" by Irene Cara
(Original version by Irene Cara ; Cover by Adagio)

Lots of Progressive bands in your list, wow :P
But as this seems to be a power metal fan
I would recommend something a little more... "powerful" :P
bands like Helloween, Avantasia, Sabaton, Sinergy, Edguy, Cellador, Hammerfall, Kamelot, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius.
and as he seems to like speedy stuff
Axenstar, Versailles and Warmen
are good Speed Power Metal bands :)

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 00:24:40


At 12/16/08 12:14 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Meh... don't be so arshe...

arshe?
Harsh?
Arse?
What?

But as this seems to be a power metal fan
I would recommend something a little more... "powerful" :P

I was recommending him bands with guitarists that aren't worthless like Mr. Li and Mr. Totman.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 01:13:48


At 12/16/08 12:24 AM, Nev wrote:
At 12/16/08 12:14 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Meh... don't be so arshe...
arshe?

no

Harsh?

yup, this one.

Arse?

no

What?

the second one, sorry.


But as this seems to be a power metal fan
I would recommend something a little more... "powerful" :P
I was recommending him bands with guitarists that aren't worthless like Mr. Li and Mr. Totman.

In your opinion, the best guitarists may be those incredibly talented and skilled progressive metal guitarists...
but some people like guitarists who can write catchy riffs...
And somehow, with all their epic lyrics, with their speed power metal riffs and video game guitar sounds, they are catchy...

But I do consider that Ron Jarzombek is a better guitarist than Herman Li
so do not kill me :O

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 01:17:09


At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: AND SO DO DEATH. I DISCOVERED DEATH. HUMAN IS FUCKING SICK.

You only discovered them NOW?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 02:53:41


At 12/16/08 01:13 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
but some people like guitarists who can write catchy riffs...
And somehow, with all their epic lyrics, with their speed power metal riffs and video game guitar sounds, they are catchy...

hahaha they suck.
All dragonforce songs are in the same fucking scale.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 03:11:59


Also lol, awesome.
The Black Dahlia Murder are coming to Iceland.
15th of January.
Haven't really gotten into them, but I'm "aquiring" their discography to get myself into them before the gig, I always try to go to all the "big bands" that drag their asses over here.
I missed Rotting Christ last year though =(


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 05:48:45


I like these hardcore metal bands

>Disturbed
>Trivium
>Manowar
>Korn
>Kiss

I know these band may be a little extreme for you guys but you will get acquainted to them


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 06:02:31


At 12/16/08 05:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: I like these hardcore metal bands

>Disturbed
>Trivium
>Manowar
>Korn
>Kiss

Add these two
Slipknot and AC/DC.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 06:08:21


At 12/15/08 12:33 PM, Nev wrote: No I don't. I bitch at you for taking everything so seriously and saying the words 'shit' and 'fuck' too much.
And besides it was a joke. If you weren't so stuck up you'd have realised. You should chill out, you used to be a fun little Ponos.

Fine. /wrists

Death own :).

Indeed they do my son.

At 12/15/08 04:02 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Penis, you really have been annoing lately.

Just cause I was a cunt to that canadian guy? It's not that big of a deal.

At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: BUT IN CONCLUSION, ORANGE GOBLIN KICK ARSE.
true

AND SO DO DEATH.
also true

I know me stuff :)

At 12/15/08 04:25 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Albums recently acquired:

Acid Witch - Witchtanic Hellucinations

That sounds. Awesome.

did you tell her that your a man cause you like death metal?

Hahaha, what are you talking about? I don't listen to that garbage. Kate Perry ftw man.

how are tastes in music related to masulinity... in anyway?..

Ok, stop. Number 1. MASCULINATY. I think. Number fucking 2. You TALK like a girl. Read.

"In fact... I believe that a lot of man dislike him..."

See what I mean?

He sounds like he doesn't have any breath in his lungs to do his growls... and em... I hate the random screams he does on Graves Of The Fathers. But he does sound good on Phobophile and Slit Your Guts.

Maybe you should listen to some tracks from the first album?

In fact... I never said he sucked... well, maybe just to piss you off :P
I just said that I don't... particularly like him...

Yeah, I don't give a fuck anymore. The other guys are getting all "I'm having a period" about me chipping you out so much. Sorry mate.

At 12/15/08 09:01 PM, DocSprite wrote: Anybody listen to Disturbed?

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EN-A-ME :)

At 12/16/08 01:17 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 12/15/08 08:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: AND SO DO DEATH. I DISCOVERED DEATH. HUMAN IS FUCKING SICK.
You only discovered them NOW?

I've known about them for ages man. But I decided to LISTEN to them.

At 12/16/08 05:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: I like these hardcore metal bands
I know these band may be a little extreme for you guys but you will get acquainted to them

You're not funny. You're not witty. You're a fuckwit.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 06:49:03


At 12/15/08 04:02 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Penis, you really have been annoing lately.

Well, he's usually annoying most of the time these days, but I agree with you nonetheless.

At 12/15/08 09:48 PM, DocSprite wrote: Did anybody hear their new album?

Yes, and it was a disappointment. I was hoping they'd try something new in Ultra Beatdown, but it was just like the other albums. There was only a track or two which I really liked. The rest was subpar IMO. When they work on their next album, they better do something different rather than the same old stuff.

I never get tired of listening to Li and Totman.

I do when I listen to them too much.

At 12/16/08 06:08 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 12/16/08 05:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: I like these hardcore metal bands
I know these band may be a little extreme for you guys but you will get acquainted to them
You're not funny. You're not witty. You're a fuckwit.

He's actually one of the funniest users on the BBS. His "metal" list may have failed, but putting that aside, he's fucking hilarious.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 08:25:07


At 12/16/08 06:08 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 12/15/08 04:25 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Albums recently acquired:

Acid Witch - Witchtanic Hellucinations
That sounds. Awesome.

That is. Awesome. Really good stonery death/doom. A bit gimmicky though, with the whole witch thing, but the music is great.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 08:52:32


At 12/16/08 05:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: I like these hardcore metal bands

>Disturbed
>Trivium
>Manowar
>Korn
>Kiss

I know these band may be a little extreme for you guys but you will get acquainted to them

Your trolling would be more effective if you left Manowar off the list.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 10:31:17


At 12/15/08 09:37 PM, DocSprite wrote:
At 12/15/08 09:11 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/15/08 09:01 PM, DocSprite wrote: Why is everybody talking about peni? And yes the plural is peni.
No its not.

Anybody listen to Disturbed?
No, they're not Metal and their discussion is not welcome here.
What about Dragonforce? I'm pretty sure they're metal. Speed metal, last time I checked.

No, dragonforce has it's own genre: optimismmetal.

I dare you to listen to dragonforce and not be happy. Unless you are one of those death metal people who hates power. :x

Dragonforce tier list:
Ultra Beatdown
Sonicfirestorm
Valley of the Damned
Inhuman Rampage


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-12-16 10:34:12


At 12/16/08 10:31 AM, Rokuro wrote: Unless you are one of those death metal people who hates power. :x

Your assumption is Correct.


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