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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 05:44:16


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote: So. Yeah.

JB-HIFI imports shit from Europe and whatnot, they basically have everything regardless of the whereabouts of the shop.

also, no more e-drama.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 06:28:32


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Least of all Melodeath?
It's a horrible merge of lame arse mass appeal melody played with the instruments commonly found in metal.

Huh? How do the instruments have any context?

It's only difference from metalcore is it's ever so fucking slightly heavier.

And less you know, Hardcore.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 07:34:35


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote: Come on, you don't think that's true? That's so fucking true.

It's commercial sure, in terms of Metal.
It's shit depending on your opinion. I'm with you personally, I don't care for it at all (wouldn't get so angry about though :P). But it is still Metal and it being popular is irrelevant. A lot of people listening to something doesn't make it bad. If you think that then you're a drone.
Megadeth are popular and they own.

I'm a 15 year old guy. I'm really angry and really depressed all the time. It's normal. I think.

I wasn't angry or depressed at 15. But yeah, it is normal. Just cut yourself or something though, instead of spouting bollocks in here :P.

Most of all idiot. It's a horrible merge of lame arse mass appeal melody played with the instruments commonly found in metal.

Coldplay use instruments commonly found in Metal. Doesn't make them Metal though. Instrumentation is irrelevant.
What you're saying is its lame arse mass appeal melody played alongside Metal.
Ie. Its Metal, albeit catchy. Which there is nothing wrong with.

You're blowing this out of proportion. He just wasn't fucking right for the club. He liked shit house bands. At least when I joined I was listening to thrash.

You're a fucking idiot. You really are.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 08:55:10


At 11/24/08 07:16 PM, JesusWasHere wrote: Thursday = Skip school to snowboard.

-10 intellegence. Good one! With the economy in the current state it is in. Good move!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 09:14:45


*ignores any drama around here*

At 11/24/08 04:58 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/24/08 10:11 AM, Bahamut wrote: Falconer - Falconer
not bad. I used to be pretty into them.

I only discovered them a while ago but heard the name a few times before. I had a look into them when I was wanting to find some new stuff a while ago. I listened to their songs The Clarion Call and Lord of the Blacksmiths and was amazed at them right away. :)

At 11/23/08 07:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: And I got Systematic Chaos and it was pretty shit.
never listened. not really nterested.

Oh right. If you do have the time, I suggest giving Systematic Chaos a listen. :)

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 09:55:38


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote:

:...I probably wouldn't still be a virgin.

I did NOT know that XD
Suspected it strongly though...


Wow. My tastes are so fucking different to you guys' tastes now. I downloaded Epitaph and thought it was utter shit. Utter, utter, shit. Shit shit shit.

Hah.
I've mostly been listening to Helgi og Hljóðfæraleikararnir and then just some new discoveries.

This being my most recent.

That Devil Doll song.... It's just. Well. It's like.

Power metal. With a bit of folk in it. That violin solo was good and all. The energy of the song was kind of.... Weak.

I didn't like it either, too Typical.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 10:12:25


Ponos, quityerbitchin.

At 11/25/08 09:55 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I didn't like it either, too Typical.

hahahah

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 11:02:20


Got some new albums off a bandmate:
Accept Death - Accept Death
Burning Witch - Crippled Lucifer
Charger - Foul Year of Our Lord
Dystopia - The Aftermath
Iron Monkey - Our Problem
Lazarus Blackstar - Revelations
Rwake - Voices of Omens
Weedeater - Sixteen Tons


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 13:16:43


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote: Power metal.

Sounds like metalish prog rock to me. This would have to be the first time I've heard them referred too as power metal.

With a bit of folk in it. That violin solo was good and all. The energy of the song was kind of.... Weak.

Energy? It's a 3 and a half minute excerpt from a 40 minute song so context is important. Even still, the riff at the beginning is pretty powerful and the vocals set the mood pretty well for me. I'm about to spend almost 50 bucks to score a hard copy, I think they're great.

At 11/25/08 09:55 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I didn't like it either, too Typical.

Note to self- violin solo's have apparently become typical.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 14:26:51


Never knew that Burzum was a one man band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:16:10


Damnit, Penis, knock it off already. I like you, but this needs to stop.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:18:54


At 11/25/08 11:02 AM, Nev wrote: Rwake - Voices of Omens

awesome shit right there.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:19:09


At 11/25/08 03:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Damnit, Penis, knock it off already. I like you, but this needs to stop.

You like penis :P.

hehehe.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:20:50


At 11/25/08 03:19 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/25/08 03:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Damnit, Penis, knock it off already. I like you, but this needs to stop.
You like penis :P.
hehehe.

That was a lame joke.

Every time someone gets wound up like this, it makes me all nostalgic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:21:29


At 11/25/08 03:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Damnit, Penis, knock it off already. I like you, but this needs to stop.

They call me bad and annoying

What is the world comeing to! Im gonna need a new Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness triuphant and a new Dark Funeral "the secerts of the black arts" Jesus butt fucking christ!

Did I mention Dimmu Borgir is gonna be on Fuel tv tonight?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:24:16


At 11/25/08 03:19 PM, Nev wrote: You like penis :P.
hehehe.

I knew someone would say that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:29:55


At 11/25/08 03:20 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: That was a lame joke.

Sometimes the lame jokes are the best :P.
Don't even try to deny it!

At 11/25/08 03:21 PM, smeagol1 wrote: They call me bad and annoying

I was going to say to 'you're getting like smeagol'. But it would have been mean and you're not that bad in my mind.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:30:47


I just uncovered a lost book of the Bible.

I'll type out an extract:
________________________________________
______
And then the Lord saith;

All of thou who shalt make music in mine name shall be blessed with success, but be cursed by the inability to make music videos.
________________________________________
______

However, unlike the majority of the Bible, this can be proven.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 15:56:27


At 11/25/08 02:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Never knew that Burzum was a one man band.

excuse me, but are you new?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 17:05:33


At 11/25/08 03:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 11/25/08 02:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Never knew that Burzum was a one man band.
excuse me, but are you new?

I never did deep research on them untill now. Off my nut sack dammit!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 17:20:48


At 11/25/08 05:05 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Off my nut sack dammit!!

but i like it here :3

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 17:35:18


At 11/25/08 05:20 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 11/25/08 05:05 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Off my nut sack dammit!!
but i like it here :3

Very well. Then a pact was made One unholy testicle was made for D3NTATUS,while the other made for Nev and thou serpentine cock...for the queen!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 18:25:35


going to palm springs, be back saturday night.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 21:06:44


got more albums

Gonin-Ish - Gonin-Ish
Gonin-Ish - Naishikyou Sekai


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 21:39:28


Ok I just saw the Dimmu Borgir preformance on Fuel tv and now im about to bitch intensely.

First off Shagrath has lost his touch ! He was barely screaming like mayhem or Nergal He was fucking moaning like a fucking zombie being assfucked with a rusty pitchfork!. And since when the hell did Galder leave Dimmu borgir?! I mean it's not a bad thing he was like one of the biggest posers of back metal I have ever laid eyes on.

I think the only two solutions are

A.Kick Shagrath and get a more intense vocalist (like how Marduk got Mortuus) lets face fact he's lost the power of black metal!

OR

B. they made a more bad assed album than The re-recording of Stormbl@st

They only played two song The Serpentine Offering and half AND YES I SAID half of Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse!!! What kind of bullshit is that!

The only one in that band with vocal skill is Vortex his voice is amazeing!

It also seems they have a new drummer now.

Theres my bitching good night.

p.s Penis stop being such a COCK JOKE! LOLz

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 22:18:44


What does it matter? Demon Burger has always sucked. Only thing they did right are their Music Videos.

Also for those might care, I gotz an swcheet Black Methalz song on the way.
With OMGS wait for it... ALL LIVE INSTRUMENTS!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 23:10:50


At 11/25/08 05:33 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 11/23/08 07:37 AM, Nev wrote:
I'll admit, bands like Bodom and In Flames are a tad commercial, but neither have been Melodeath in forever. Bodom are some kind of moderately thrashy mallcore shit now, and In Flames are Metalcore, although with arguably more Metal than Core.
They are still commercial, and goths and emos who slit their wrists to Avenged Sevenfold, DevilDriver and Escape the Fate all listen to Bodom and In Flames.

oh... all melodic death bands are commercial?... oh well....

Have you ever heard of Nightrage, Disarmonia Mundi, Threat Signal, Falchion, Sinergy and The Agonist ? Maybe you did, but don't say that those bands are all commercial...

And keep all your " I'm so brutal, I like heavy and underground music! " shit for yourself...
you can't say that bands like Kalmah are shit, just because Melodic Death is popular.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-25 23:33:49


Can't believe theres actually a club like this. Interests in: metallica, sabbath, not slipknot (haha), 5fdp(five finger death punch), disturbed, 3dg, seether, pantera, mudvanye, motley ccrue, iron maiden, AND many others. I like the name too. \m/


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-26 00:14:36


At 11/25/08 11:33 PM, NFLrocker wrote: Can't believe theres actually a club like this. Interests in:
metallica,
sabbath,

Yes

not slipknot (haha),
5fdp(five finger death punch),
disturbed,
3dg,
seether,

No

pantera,

Yes

mudvanye,

No

motley ccrue,

Hard Rock? Or Glam Metal, guys?

iron maiden,

Yes

AND many others. I like the name too. \m/

Out of those, 4 are acceptable. We don't accept/talk about Nu-metal/Metalcore here. If you can provide 6 more Metal bands a horseman might approve you, but if you're more of a Nu-Metal/Metalcore guy perhaps you'd bet better at that crew.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-26 00:24:11


At 11/26/08 12:14 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 11/25/08 11:33 PM, NFLrocker wrote:

Try again mate.

motley ccrue,
Hard Rock? Or Glam Metal, guys?

I'd say both. Early was Glam today is Hard Rock.


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