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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 00:01:55


At 11/22/08 11:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Dream Theater

I didn't think you were all that into Dream Theater :S.

Hey, looks like Nev was right, you can type pretty much just fine when drunk. Damn, I haven't been drunk in forever.

I'm always right :). And alcohol owns.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 02:09:00


Agalloch
Bathory
Black Sabbath
Borknagar
Burzum
Cathedral
Celtic Frost
Darkthrone
Death
Drudkh
Electric Wizard
Enslaved
Gorgoroth
Mercyful Fate
Megadeth
Opeth
Sepultura
Sleep
Taake
Tool
Ulver
Vintersorg
Windir
Woods of Ypres

I listen to some of these bands aswell. Darkthrone is awesome...but seriously, megadeth? Anyways im not a melodeath fanboy, i just think its awesome.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 04:24:01


At 11/23/08 12:01 AM, Nev wrote:
At 11/22/08 11:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Dream Theater
I didn't think you were all that into Dream Theater :S.

Seeing how much I love Images and Words and a Change of Seasons (the song) and the fact that I like pretty much all of their stuff (Awake, and Metropolis Part 2, especially) I consider Dream Theater a favorite.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 04:39:47


At 11/23/08 02:09 AM, Radditale wrote: ...but seriously, megadeth?

I don't see why not?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 06:02:28


At 11/23/08 02:09 AM, Radditale wrote: but seriously, megadeth?

This is a problem?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 07:23:11


At 11/22/08 11:34 PM, Nev wrote: For someone who used to act mature you've become a moaning little shit.

Fuckin hell, moaning would be like,

"Why don't people who play melodeath just all like go and die, they're like omg why can't they just go away to a place where there aren't people and molest puppys with their vaginas, melodeath is liek soooo bad, omg I could just die ugh!"

I just said it was shit. Read a fucking dictionary sometime.

At 11/22/08 11:38 PM, Nev wrote: ur tayste is sh*t lol

That's what I would of said :)

At 11/22/08 11:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: awesome stuff, man. You may be picky, but you like some good shit.

Haha. Best compliment ever. Given by some guy on the other side of the world who's drunk off his arse. Brutal.

At 11/23/08 02:09 AM, Radditale wrote: I listen to some of these bands aswell. Darkthrone is awesome...

I'm extremely picky about Darkthrone. You see, this is how I sum up the band.

While they had the potential to be a sweet fucking tech death band, that shit was old as fuck. So they joined the new fad, black metal. And they're debut was ok. But not great. Their follow up was a brutal assault of black metal melody and atmosphere, and is the second best record. Transilvanian Hunger I think is brilliant, but is behind Under A Funeral Moon because it was oversimplified, and I like the production on UAFM better. But, all of their effort came to fruition in their greatest album, Panzerfaust. Panzerfaust had a better production than Transilvanian Hunger, it had better riffs and better songs, beautiful melody like on Under A Funeral Moon, but even better than that album. Panzerfaust is a masterpiece.

And everything after that sucked fucking arse.

but seriously, megadeth?

Megadeth were a sweet thrash band. Good stuff.

Anyways im not a melodeath fanboy, i just think its awesome.

Um. Yeah. You are. Because melodeath is commercial shit, and you're a young idiot with no musical fucking taste at all. You might as well be listening to Rihanna, douchebag.

I lost all hope in DT. Awake was so, so good. Like. Really good. And then I got Images and Words and thought it was lame shit. And I got Train of Thought and it was shit. And I got Octavarium and it was shit. And I got Systematic Chaos and it was pretty shit. So fuck those cunts.

I bet I just used the word shit in that post like 30 times.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 07:37:10


At 11/23/08 07:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: I just said it was shit. Read a fucking dictionary sometime.

All you do nowadays is moan that everything is shit. People have different tastes, there is no need to be such a dick to people for no reason. He had an acceptable list, he's young, course he's not going to be into loads of obscure stuff. Thats why we're here. To open peoples minds.

That's what I would of said :)

He had a shit taste, he wasn't right for the place.
Thats the difference :P. Save your obsession with the word 'shit' for those folk.

Um. Yeah. You are. Because melodeath is commercial shit, and you're a young idiot with no musical fucking taste at all. You might as well be listening to Rihanna, douchebag.

Seriously, there is no need.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 07:57:43


At 11/23/08 07:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: Um. Yeah. You are. Because melodeath is commercial shit, and you're a young idiot with no musical fucking taste at all. You might as well be listening to Rihanna, douchebag.

Jebus H.

Where do you live?

When the hell has any form of Metal been commercial?

Least of all Melodeath?

I'll admit, bands like Bodom and In Flames are a tad commercial, but neither have been Melodeath in forever. Bodom are some kind of moderately thrashy mallcore shit now, and In Flames are Metalcore, although with arguably more Metal than Core.

How does this sound anything like this?

Or come close to it in terms of being commercial or, by extension, shit?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 10:25:50


Lord Belial - Enter The Moonlight Gate, is so like my new favourite Black Metal album.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 10:45:21


At 11/23/08 10:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Lord Belial - Enter The Moonlight Gate, is so like my new favourite Black Metal album.

I been wanting to listen to something of theres.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 13:09:29


At 11/23/08 07:23 AM, PenisClown wrote:

Um. Yeah. You are. Because melodeath is commercial shit,

...Says the founder of the Metallica fan club of NG.

Fuck you man,It's not like you listen to the most obscure shit there is, If you had never come here, You would have MUCH more commercial tastes than him, Stop pretending you're the fucking king ov all that is kvlt and tr00 You liked Thrash, and then Opeth, while you had been here for a long time, And he just happens to have somewhat known bands in his list.

So what?
Have some fucking respect, He came here to get further into metal, and you're not helping.
Can you imagine where you'd be today without coming here?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 13:26:38


At 11/23/08 01:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Can you imagine where you'd be today without coming here?

This.

I for one, think that we'd all be much less knowledgable about metal without this place.

But that's probably because before coming here I listened to Trivium and Limp Bizkit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 13:34:59


At 11/23/08 01:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Can you imagine where you'd be today without coming here?

Word up. I'd still be listening to Ensiferum, Wintersun, Tyr and Nightwish all the time.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 13:52:35


At 11/23/08 01:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 01:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Can you imagine where you'd be today without coming here?
I for one, think that we'd all be much less knowledgable about metal without this place.

But that's probably because before coming here I listened to Trivium and Limp Bizkit.

Teehee, that's funny. I'd probably be listening to Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Motley Crue. I know, it's bad.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:00:51


hay guise wat r sum good metal bands lololol

Seriously though, can you guys recommend me some metal bands?

Here are a few bands that I like:

Pantera
Disturbed
Maximum the Hormone (FUCK YEAH)
System of a down

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:07:38


At 11/23/08 02:00 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Pantera
Disturbed
Maximum the Hormone (FUCK YEAH)
System of a down

That's not a great list IMO. Pantera is ok, Disturbed is bad, System of a Down is ok, and I don't know Maximum the Hormone.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:11:04


THEN GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BANDS LIKE I ASKED

caps

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:14:24


At 11/23/08 02:11 PM, TacoFreak wrote: THEN GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BANDS LIKE I ASKED

caps

Well I dunno, I really don't know what you would like. I don't listen to anything but death and black anymore, but you probably shouldn't jump all that way right now. Maybe Megadeth? Black Sabbath? Iron Maiden? Just some of the basic classic bands should get you started on your way to metaldom, if you so wish.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:55:07


At 11/23/08 02:11 PM, TacoFreak wrote: THEN GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BANDS LIKE I ASKED

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Scar Symmetry
Gojira
Bloodgasm
!T.O.O.H.!
Lykathea Aflame
Scarve
Agalloch
Decapitated
Gory Blister
Blood Red throne
Psycroptic
Anata
Bloodbath
Brain Drill
Necrophagist
Dissection
Gorguts

Enough?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 14:57:15


At 11/23/08 02:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Enough?

Considering the bands he originally listed, I fear if he listens to any of those, his brain will explode.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 15:10:38


At 11/23/08 02:57 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 02:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Enough?
Considering the bands he originally listed, I fear if he listens to any of those, his brain will explode.

Why do you fear so? It would be entertaining.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 15:13:24


At 11/23/08 03:10 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 11/23/08 02:57 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 02:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Enough?
Considering the bands he originally listed, I fear if he listens to any of those, his brain will explode.
Why do you fear so? It would be entertaining.

That is true.

*takes cover behind sheet of glass*

Proceed with the Brutal Technical Death Metal.

And Gojira.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 15:59:51


At 11/23/08 02:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 11/23/08 02:11 PM, TacoFreak wrote: THEN GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BANDS LIKE I ASKED

caps

Enough?

Ughhhhhh

what

That sort of metal isn't really my type. Thanks for giving me a list though.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 16:03:23


At 11/23/08 03:59 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Ughhhhhh

what

That sort of metal isn't really my type. Thanks for giving me a list though.

try something a bit tamer:

ensiferum
wintersun
kalmah
norther
tyr
angra
stratovarius
dream theater
symphony x
dragonland

sorry i don't have handydandy links, just check them out on youtube or something.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 16:03:37


At 11/23/08 03:59 PM, TacoFreak wrote: That sort of metal isn't really my type. Thanks for giving me a list though.

I called it.

Anyway, if Pantera, Disturbed, and SOAD are your thing, then check out DevilDriver or In Flames.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 17:04:04


At 11/23/08 04:03 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 03:59 PM, TacoFreak wrote: That sort of metal isn't really my type. Thanks for giving me a list though.
I called it.

Anyway, if Pantera, Disturbed, and SOAD are your thing, then check out DevilDriver or In Flames.

those bands are cool

btw I also like stuff like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_72iKvb tI

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 17:08:03


At 11/23/08 05:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_72iKvb tI

Son, I'm afraid it's time for you to have 'the talk'.

Anyone else want to do it?

I can't stand tearing this poor man's heart in two.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 17:10:14


At 11/23/08 05:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 05:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_72iKvb tI
Son, I'm afraid it's time for you to have 'the talk'.

Anyone else want to do it?

I can't stand tearing this poor man's heart in two.

my virginity

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 18:10:35


At 11/23/08 05:10 PM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 11/23/08 05:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/23/08 05:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_72iKvb tI
Son, I'm afraid it's time for you to have 'the talk'.

Anyone else want to do it?

I can't stand tearing this poor man's heart in two.
my virginity

slipknot, disturbed, and soad aren't metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-11-23 18:36:33


At 11/23/08 01:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Can you imagine where you'd be today without coming here?

Probably listening to Stratovarius, Hammerfall, Rhapsody, Metallica, Megadeth and Scar Symmetry.