At 9/3/08 05:09 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

Brother, I dare say I don't like them because there vocalists bitchs too much!

Well, you shall start liking them now.
Or else, I will make sure that everyone, and everything, that you hold dear, will die in horrid writhing and indescribable agony.
Fire and brimstone will rain upon All places you deem safe.
You will be surrounded by Vast landscapes of Scorched earth, all your senses overflown, with the desolation of all that you love.

Holding in your hands the ashes of your sanctuaries, witnessing the burning, Crumbling ruins of your home, With the bitter scent of your family's burning remains, You will Cry out, You will Pray, You will beg on your knees, for Death, every moment of your life now worse than Hell, Could EVER BE.

But death will not come.

...And thus my bitter vengeance will be complete.

Listen to Megadeth.
Or the Consequences will be dire.
More dire than you could ever imagine.

At 9/3/08 05:28 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Megadeth stuff

I. See. SONG REFERENCES!

While we're on the subject of Megadeth, I got a Megadeth shirt about a week ago. It's pretty awesome, I've gotten alot of compliments from it. :D

At 9/3/08 12:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Lol what

Ha, I laughed. Nice one. Also, I heard that album got leaked. I'll probably listen to it once or twice and delete it, if I actually download it.

At 9/3/08 10:02 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: exciting! who are you mentioning, and why did you decide to do stoner metal?

Mentioning the basics of stoner rock and metal: Sleep, Om, High on Fire, Kyuss, Electric Wizard, etc.

I'll probably name-drop Black Sabbath for being an influence on stoner metal, via doom metal.

I chose it because i have a column to write and no idea what to write for it. It's in the entertainment page, so I figured i'd write about a different, under appreciated, obscure genre of music every month. Next month will either be folk-punk or noise rock.

despite the fact that it's amazing and unappreciated.

At 9/3/08 06:45 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I chose it because i have a column to write and no idea what to write for it. It's in the entertainment page, so I figured i'd write about a different, under appreciated, obscure genre of music every month.

May I say it's a lovely idea :).
Pity things like that don't happen in most mags and newspapers. Instead you just get shitty reviews of mainstream radio bands who's album you hear anyway every five minutes on music channels and radio and stuff.
Soo... kudos :).

And on the topic of journalism, I'm watching 'The Perfect Vagina'. Pretty graphic and cring-worthy.

At 9/3/08 06:54 PM, Nev wrote: May I say it's a lovely idea :).
Pity things like that don't happen in most mags and newspapers. Instead you just get shitty reviews of mainstream radio bands who's album you hear anyway every five minutes on music channels and radio and stuff.
Soo... kudos :).

Why thank you. Unfortunately, my words mostly fall on deaf ears, for the school paper doesn't have very much of a following in the school.

And on the topic of journalism, I'm watching 'The Perfect Vagina'. Pretty graphic and cring-worthy.

I must know more.

At 9/3/08 08:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Why thank you. Unfortunately, my words mostly fall on deaf ears, for the school paper doesn't have very much of a following in the school.

Surely people read it in moments of boredom when conversation briefly dries up?

I must know more.

Just a doc about womens insecurities about their womanly bits and how lots of women (and young girls - 14 year olds even, yikes... wait for it...) are getting cosmetic surgury on their vags.
The surgury scene was pretty grim. I'm not exactly keen on people cutting hearts and stuff or whatever they cut. But to see some girls labia being sliced into was nasty. It wasn't hidden either. As I said. Graphic.
The girl was pretty though :). Still, no arousal to be found in genital mutilation for me.
Then there was other stuff, obviously, that I shan't go into because it didn't feature a pretty girl.

At 9/3/08 09:29 PM, Nev wrote: Just a doc about womens insecurities

I'm sure it's influenced a dozen goregrind bands.

At 9/3/08 09:46 PM, Rokuro wrote: WHATTHEFUCKMETALLICATHISISNOTMETALWHATTH EFUCKGUYSSERIOUSLY

Lol why does Robert look like he's looking at James' ass?

At 9/3/08 10:01 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

At 9/3/08 09:46 PM, Rokuro wrote: WHATTHEFUCKMETALLICATHISISNOTMETALWHATTH EFUCKGUYSSERIOUSLY

Lol why does Robert look like he's looking at James' ass?

Because man-on-man buttlove is the purest of all loves.

At 9/3/08 11:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Because man-on-man buttlove is the purest of all loves.

Of course, a Greek would say that. :P i jest.

excuse me, I have a gluttonous, sinful orgy to attend

At 9/3/08 03:37 PM, AniMetal wrote: I DEMAND PICS.

As do i. But for now, heres my finished major work.

At 9/4/08 02:26 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 9/3/08 03:37 PM, AniMetal wrote: I DEMAND PICS.

As do i. But for now, heres my finished major work.

That's pretty sweet.

Should totally get the body airbrushed with something.

At 9/3/08 11:55 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 9/3/08 11:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Because man-on-man buttlove is the purest of all loves.

Of course, a Greek would say that. :P i jest.

excuse me, I have a gluttonous, sinful orgy to attend

Fuck you and your knowledge of history.

At 9/4/08 09:21 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 9/3/08 11:55 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 9/3/08 11:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Because man-on-man buttlove is the purest of all loves.

Of course, a Greek would say that. :P i jest.

excuse me, I have a gluttonous, sinful orgy to attend

Fuck you and your knowledge of history.

teehee :3

Argh, I know I haven't posted in a while again but I feel compelled to do so.
Sonata arctica is such and underrated band! They are god! They have a real thing, where you listen to their stuff and you think, 'good'. But when you REALLY listen, then it's absolutely fantastic, I love them.

At 9/3/08 12:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Lol what

I'll admit, that is pretty funny!

At 9/3/08 01:32 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Hey guys, haven't been here in a while, any news?

Motörhead's Motorizer is out this week, but I still haven't got the damn CD from the mail. :( It SHOULD be here tomorrow along with Ace of Spades.

At 9/3/08 04:10 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 9/3/08 09:51 AM, Bahamut wrote: What. The. Hell?!?!

I've never actually liked Megadeth.

But you've at least listened to them before, right?

I find Sonata Arctica to be very boring.

And the ancient Greeks liked to touch little boys.

Also, does anybody here remember when I used to be a power fag?

Death Magnetic's musicianship.

Here's how it went down:

Lars: So, yeah, I'd like to do some experimental stuff with the toms and double bass, and maybe even...
James: *smacks Lars with a rolled up newspaper*
Lars: What the hell was that for?
James: You do the same thing you've been doing for the past 20 years and you do it NOW!
*repetitive bass, bass, snare, bass, bass, bass, snare pattern plays a number of times with varying speeds*
James: That's more like it.
________________________________________
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Rob: *stares at bass guitar in confusion*. James?
James: Yeah, Rob?
Rob: How the fuck do you get this thing to make noise?
James: Oh, that's simple. See, this is a reverse bass, which means you have to UNplug it from the amp to hear it.
Rob: Oh, thanks James. Wait, where the fuck are you going with my amp? James?
*James runs out of room clutching Rob's bass amp. Giggling to himself*
________________________________________
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Kirk: So, should I start writing the leads now?
James: Writing? New music? Nah, just copy licks from Master and Justice.
Kirk: Sounds like a plan.
________________________________________
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James: I have done thy work, my master.
????: Splendid. Soon, Rick Rubin will be ashamed of your shoddy new record, and his career will be buried in the dust.
James: Then what shall happen?
????: Then? Then...I, Bob Rock, will rain supreme!
*maniacal laughter*
James: But, master, what will become of Metallica?
Bob Rock: Oh, you guys are fucked.
________________________________________
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The full book is available at retail for 99p.

Special edition includes a DVD with the following interviews:
James: Why I stopped using Flying Vs.
Kirk: I'm not gay, you fuckers.
Lars: I am not a crook.
Rob: How does I get audibilitay lol
Jason: Why I'm glad I'm not in the band anymore.
Cliff's Ghost: Why I'm glad I'm dead.
Bob: How I managed to ruin the lives of 4 young men.
Lloyd: Who I am.
Ron: Who I am.
Dave: Why I became angry when I heard My Apocalypse.

In stores now.

At 9/4/08 04:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Kirk: I'm not gay, you fuckers.
Rob: How does I get audibilitay lol
Jason: Why I'm glad I'm not in the band anymore.
Cliff's Ghost: Why I'm glad I'm dead.
Bob: How I managed to ruin the lives of 4 young men.
Lloyd: Who I am.
Ron: Who I am.
Dave: Why I became angry when I heard My Apocalypse.

K, I laughed at these. Hahaha, ha.

At 9/4/08 02:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, does anybody here remember when I used to be a power fag?

I think I do.
Shame you're just a fag now ;).

At 9/4/08 04:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: ????: Splendid. Soon, Rick Rubin will be ashamed of your shoddy new record, and his career will be buried in the dust.
James: Then what shall happen?
????: Then? Then...I, Bob Rock, will rain supreme!
*maniacal laughter*
James: But, master, what will become of Metallica?
Bob Rock: Oh, you guys are fucked.

This is where the story falls down.
Rubin can't make bad albums.

At 9/4/08 07:04 PM, Nev wrote:

At 9/4/08 02:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, does anybody here remember when I used to be a power fag?

I think I do.
Shame you're just a fag now ;).

Oh, thtawp it.

At 9/3/08 12:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Lol what

Those lyrics made me fucking laugh.

At 9/3/08 05:33 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

At 9/3/08 05:28 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Megadeth stuff

I. See. SONG REFERENCES!

What the hell, I didn't notice any song references in there at all. Are there really song references in there?

At 9/4/08 04:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: James: You do the same thing you've been doing for the past 20 years and you do it NOW!

You give Lars way too much credit you idiot, he's a fucking shit drummer with no musical talent. No audible bass is just business, it's always been like that. Sure, Rob should be heard, he's a great player, but tell that to the idiot mixers.

If Metallica mixed it, that last line still applies.

Also, Kirk has always been playing the same licks. Guitarists get stuck in there ways, it's hard to think when you're playing that fast.

Yes, i've finished crying and i've come back to you all.

Motörizer finally came today and I'm enjoying a lot so far. The only thing that bothers me is a lot of people saying their previous two albums are better than Motörizer, so I'd have to check out Kiss of Death and/or Inferno sometime. Oh well, I'm glad I'm getting more Motörhead now. :)

At 9/4/08 02:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I find Sonata Arctica to be very boring.

Meh, I won't moan about it.

Also, does anybody here remember when I used to be a power fag?

I remembered when you were into power metal much more than today, but I guess you're still into some of it now. Myself, I was turning into a power fag when I joined here and I declare myself as a power fag now. :P But really, I just enjoy a lot of power metal. Nothing wrong with that. :)

At 9/4/08 04:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Special edition includes a DVD with the following interviews:
James: Why I stopped using Flying Vs.
Kirk: I'm not gay, you fuckers.
Lars: I am not a crook.
Rob: How does I get audibilitay lol
Jason: Why I'm glad I'm not in the band anymore.
Cliff's Ghost: Why I'm glad I'm dead.
Bob: How I managed to ruin the lives of 4 young men.
Lloyd: Who I am.
Ron: Who I am.
Dave: Why I became angry when I heard My Apocalypse.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This part I find hilarious! XD

At 9/5/08 07:19 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 9/3/08 12:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Lol what

Those lyrics made me fucking laugh.

I never even noticed before that they´re parodying One.

Anyone here have Lunar Eclipse's Chapter Omega album? Only have Morbid Visions :(

Ok guys, I want you all to look and REPLY TO THIS POST!!!

Everyone browse this.

I live 20 minutes away from this place and I can go to as many concerts here as I want

I WANT YOU ALL TO REPLY saying if I was you which concerts you'd chose to go to.

You can list as many as you want....I just want opinions.

Also I am most likely not going to see Carcass tonight.

At 9/5/08 09:12 AM, Bahamut wrote: Motörizer finally came today and I'm enjoying a lot so far. The only thing that bothers me is a lot of people saying their previous two albums are better than Motörizer, so I'd have to check out Kiss of Death and/or Inferno sometime. Oh well, I'm glad I'm getting more Motörhead now. :)

I have Kiss of Death. Honestly it was pretty inconsistant. It had some great songs, and a few meh ones. Really, you can't beat the classics. I stay stick with the old. My dad still has the No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith vinyl heehee.

I got Death is This Communion by High on Fire.

At 9/5/08 09:12 AM, Bahamut wrote: Nothing wrong with that. :)

Oh no, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with that. I was just looking back a few hundred pages and remembering how things were.

At 9/5/08 02:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: Ok guys, I want you all to look and REPLY TO THIS POST!!!

No, I won't.

.......wait...

At 9/5/08 02:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: Ok guys, I want you all to look and REPLY TO THIS POST!!!

Why?