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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 02:39:37


At 6/15/08 08:18 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I don't understand why everyone thinks they're shit when they're clearly not.
You know I've been wondering the same thing. I listened to Age of Winters a while back and thoroughly enjoyed it, I don't see what all the fuss is about.

I dunno, it was something about it. I'm gonna have to listen to it a second time and re-evaluate my thoughts.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 02:47:31


At 6/15/08 09:23 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Moar like Nu Craptopsy.
How the fuck did they go from this to This?
It's just terrible.

What the FUCK is going on there?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:23:05


At 6/16/08 02:39 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
I dunno, it was something about it. I'm gonna have to listen to it a second time and re-evaluate my thoughts.

yeah yeah yeah i listened to it again and it's not as crap as i thought it was. while i agree that MA is giving them hella shit for nothing, it's not the best doom ever. it's pretty run-of-the-mill, but for a bunch of hipsters it's not as shitty as it could've been

i'm not gonna get an album or anything but freya is a pretty good song

yeah i give them like a 7/10

also WHAT THE FUCK is up with all the hate for the new tyr album. I haven't heard it but i heard that one song that bonesy recommended up the page and it was good but the album has like a 63% on MA what the fuck is that about. Týr are so good. they were like... my first real metal band. besides nightwish. who suck so they don't count. actually, their first albums were a'ight. but yeah. tyr. opinions on the tyr hate on MA?

god, fuck MA. they suck some bands' dicks and then they rape some other fucking bands for no reason. i don't trust those guys as much as i once did. i mean, trivium? bring me the horizon (more like breeing me the horizon amirite)? come on. fuck them.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:25:29


bullet for my valentine rock?
five finger death punch?
death clock is fun :)
slipknot
rage
metallica.

a few of my favorites :D

theres so much good rock out there its hard to find some crazy stuff :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:29:08


At 6/16/08 03:25 AM, Sargent wrote: bullet for my valentine rock?

AHHHH FAILLLL

five finger death punch?

Fail

death clock is fun :)

Dethklok

slipknot

FAILLLLLLLLL

rage

Yes

metallica.

Yes

theres so much good rock out there its hard to find some crazy stuff :D

To bad this isn't the 'Rock Hell'. And screw you if you were referring to Rage as rock >:C

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:33:44


At 6/16/08 03:25 AM, Sargent wrote: bullet for my valentine rock?

bullet for my valentine can suck on my nuts. i have more testicles than the entire band combined.

five finger death punch?

more like five finger sodomy sesh they fucking suck too

death clock is fun :)

dethklok you mean?

fuck man at least know HOW TO SPELL SHIT THAT YOU LIKE

slipknot

fuck that shit

rage

rage wins but fuck me they're not metal

metallica.

asldkf

theres so much good rock out there its hard to find some crazy stuff :D

YEAH WELL KEEP LOOKING YOU HAVEN'T SEEMED TO HAVE FOUND MUCH GOOD ROCK NOW HAVE YOU

I KINDLY ASK YE TO LEARN SOME METAL

HERE'S SOME STUFF YOU MIGHT LIKE:
TYR
ELECTRIC WIZARD
EINHERJER
SOLEFALD
ULVER
MAYHEM
ROTTING CHRIST
GUTTURAL SECRETE
ANAAL NATHRAKH
MARDUK
DEMILICH
XXX MANIAK

yeah

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:35:16


At 6/16/08 03:33 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:25 AM, Sargent wrote: rage
rage wins but fuck me they're not metal

wait hold the fuck on are you referring to rage against the machine or the power metal band from germany

because the power metal band is metal

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:45:37


hey the only opinion that matters to me is my opinion on ng :)

fighting on the internet is like winning the special olympics.
even if you win, your still retarted >_>

haha

agains the machine :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:47:36


At 6/16/08 03:45 AM, Sargent wrote: agains the machine :)

Well you fail like 5 times over. If it were the power metal band then id have a bit more respect for you.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:48:40


At 6/16/08 03:47 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:45 AM, Sargent wrote: agains the machine :)
Well you fail like 5 times over. If it were the power metal band then id have a bit more respect for you.

my final conclusion : your a nazi :D

heil!

i like what i like,


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:51:04


At 6/16/08 03:48 AM, Sargent wrote: my final conclusion : your a nazi :D

Germans are cool. I wouldn't mind being german or going to germany. It just seems like such a metal country. Of course you have your REAL metal countries like iceland and all them. But germany just seems so cool.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 03:55:06


At 6/16/08 03:45 AM, Sargent wrote: hey the only opinion that matters to me is my opinion on ng :)

yeah well i hope you die with your life's goals unmet

fighting on the internet is like winning the special olympics.
even if you win, your still retarted >_>

doling out internet cliches is much akin to being born with an extra 21st chromosome: you're retarded and everyone will whisper about you as you walk by

my final conclusion : your a nazi :D

my final solution: killing you

heil!

yeah whatever, don't be throwing around the Hitlergruß too much or you might be labeled the nazi here

i like what i like,

and what you like sucks

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:01:46


At 6/16/08 03:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:48 AM, Sargent wrote: my final conclusion : your a nazi :D
Germans are cool. I wouldn't mind being gay and going to germany. It just seems like such a metal country. Of course you have your REAL metal countries like iceland and all them. But germany just seems so cool.

you 17 what do you know get a job XD go to the united states :D florida / cali are amazing.

Germany would be awesome!
Due to cheap beer and the lowered drinking age! thas it

but i wouldent pay to go to germany :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:11:03


At 6/16/08 04:01 AM, Sargent wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:48 AM, Sargent wrote: my final conclusion : your a nazi :D
Germans are cool. I wouldn't mind being gay and going to germany. It just seems like such a metal country. Of course you have your REAL metal countries like iceland and all them. But germany just seems so cool.
you 17 what do you know get a job

Go fuck yourself, im still in school. I have a career lined up for myself after school as soon as i leave.

I think i know a lot more then someone who plays games, and works at pizza hut.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:12:06


At 6/16/08 03:23 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: god, fuck MA. they suck some bands' dicks and then they rape some other fucking bands for no reason. i don't trust those guys as much as i once did.

Neither do I really there's far too much of this "this is gay because it isn't brutal and/or kvlt" shit on there and just a lot of shit reviews in general that probably shouldn't have been accepted. If you want to read a real nice one read the one for Colosseum's demo. He gives it a 50% citing one of the major reasons as being because there's already another band with that name and he doesn't think it suits the music. :|

Or for another example take a look at Alcest's Souvenir's album. There's such a ridiculously large discrepancy between people who liked it and people who didn't and the worst thing about it is most of the people who gave it shit ratings say they did so because it's "overrated". That's not what you're fucking there reviewing it for. Review the god damn album on the merits of it's music and not the hype surrounded by it or don't review the damn thing at all.

There's also a large multitude of reviews where the reviewer straight up admits at the start that they don't like the genre and don't know much about the main bands that originated the sound. How the fuck can you give a worthwhile review of something when you're biased as fuck from the start and don't even fully understand the objective or intentions of the artist in question? They need a much better moderation system IMO.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:15:40


At 6/16/08 04:12 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: They need a much better moderation system IMO.

hell yeah, i'd drink to that.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:17:31


At 6/16/08 04:01 AM, Sargent wrote: you 17 what do you know get a job

and you're just a paragon of erudition, aren't you?

fuck off, i'm tired of you.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:21:07


i laugh cause i go to msu. a nice little univercity in minnesota
full time student, 1 part time job
i pay my own bills, and smoke and play games/drink on my free time
dont hate the player hate the game you aussie

and tell me you hate pizza hut? its the best pizza ever made :)

well worth the 9.00$ an hour and all the free pizza i want. till msu is done :)

sorry i ruffeled your feathers... get a longer fuse bro :) rock is about not giveing a sh*t what anyone else thinks :)

and you have never been to a slipknot concert obviously XD

there amazing mainly a show band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:31:12


At 6/16/08 04:21 AM, Sargent wrote: i laugh cause i go to msu. a nice little univercity in minnesota
full time student, 1 part time job
i pay my own bills, and smoke and play games/drink on my free time

Are we supposed to me impressed? Do you see anybody giving a shit?

dont hate the player hate the game you aussie

You Aussie? And to think you called him a Nazi earlier. Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

sorry i ruffeled your feathers... get a longer fuse bro :) rock is about not giveing a sh*t what anyone else thinks :)

Rock? Last I checked this is called Metal Hell. Not Rock Hell.

and you have never been to a slipknot concert obviously XD

Because seeing a bunch of monkey's in costumes run around acting angry is so much fun to see...
There music is atrocious.

there amazing mainly a show band.

A show band? You go there to look at them, then?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:31:16


At 6/16/08 04:21 AM, Sargent wrote: dont hate the player hate the game you aussie

don't be racist, now.

and tell me you hate pizza hut? its the best pizza ever made :)

blasphemy. pizza is meant to be italian, not american bullshit.

sorry i ruffeled your feathers... get a longer fuse bro :) rock is about not giveing a sh*t what anyone else thinks :)

rock is about playing rock music, i'm pretty sure. i wouldn't know, though. i don't listen to rock. i listen to metal.

and you have never been to a slipknot concert obviously XD

why would i got to the live show of a band i detest?

there amazing mainly a show band.

doesn't make up for how horrible the music is

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:44:47


heh im sorry guys my bad :)

like you guys give a fuck what i think :) (could care less but here we go)

i cant be racist tho im american indian. just born and raised in america. austrailia i bet is beautiful :D
and i dont mean to hate on Metal or nazis, but the jews were mis-treated. i was just hopeing for a few good bands to check out all i get is this cocky 17 year old telling me he hated my music i got defenceive.

my bad :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:47:44


why can't you spell things right?

and anyone can be racist, regardless of their race. also, i was being facetious when i called you racist.

don't be so fatuous.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:50:10


sorry :)

just trying to make up for a bad first impression.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:51:32


At 6/16/08 04:50 AM, Sargent wrote: sorry :)

just trying to make up for a bad first impression.

well to get into the metal hell, you must list ten metal bands that you listen to

you have listed 2. 8 more to go if you would like to be a member of our community.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:55:10


Ha ha metal is a genre of rock music that developed in the late 1960s and early 1970s. With roots in blues-rock and psychedelic rock, the bands that created heavy metal developed a thick, massive sound, characterized by highly amplified distortion and extended guitar solos. All music states that "of all rock & roll's myriad forms, heavy metal is the most extreme in terms of volume, machismo, and theatricality."

haha black sabbath, zepplin, iron maiden...


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 04:59:34


The subgenre was popularized by the "Big Four of Thrash" Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer.Three German bands, Kreator, Sodom, and Destruction, played a central role in bringing the style to Europe. Others, including San Francisco's Testament and Exodus, New Jersey's Overkill, and Brazil's Sepultura, also had a significant impact. While thrash began as an underground scene, and remained largely that for almost a decade, the leading bands in the movement began to reach a wider audience. Metallica brought the sound into the top 40 of the Billboard album chart in 1986 with Master of Puppets; two years later, the band's ...And Justice for All hit number 6, while Megadeth and Anthrax had top 40 records.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 05:07:56


thanks for the history lesson.

what the fuck are you trying to say? we know our shit. we listen to shitloads of metal, more than you do. so why are you trying to tell us the origins of our favorite genre, as well as a little backstory on thrash?

zeppelin isn't metal and we've already been over it, by the way.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 05:21:40


haha how many left >_>


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 05:31:36


At 6/16/08 04:44 AM, Sargent wrote:

cocky 17 year old telling me he hated my music i got defenceive.

No, its standard procedure, we all put our input as to what we think is metal and what isn't. You need 10 metal bands to join up in here. You just barely had one. I was informing you of how bad you fucked up in the joining process.

Be gone now if you're not gonna contribute anything metal-wise.

Back to metal, i don't know if i said this already, but everyone must check out Hate Eternal's new album if you haven't already. It's awesome.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-16 05:46:41


At 6/16/08 05:31 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Back to metal, i don't know if i said this already, but everyone must check out Hate Eternal's new album if you haven't already. It's awesome.

hahaha, not according to MA. they hate it, furthering my and takenoprisoners' opinion that MA has gone to shite. or was shite to begin with.

AND YEAH I CAN SAY SHITE IF I WANT TO I'M NOT FUCKING SCOTTISH OR ANYTHING