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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 21:26:05


At 5/14/08 09:21 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Collection would be impressive, if you didn't automatically fail for not having The Matrix Soundtrack.

Do you have it?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 21:26:11


Lets make new sayings.

You know your metal when.....blah blah blah.

LET EM RIP!

You know your metal when 95% of your t-shirts are death metal band tees.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 21:30:16


At 5/14/08 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You know your metal when.....blah blah blah.

You know you're Metal when you're not a generic, cliche ridden ponce but still enjoy Metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 21:49:46


At 5/14/08 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Lets make new sayings.

You know your metal when.....blah blah blah.

You know you're metal when you are solid at room temperature (excluding mercury.)
You know you're metal when you have a shiny luster when polished.
You know you're metal when you are a good conductor of heat and electricity.
You know you're metal when you are dense.
You know you're metal when you produce a sonorous sound when struck.
You know you're metal when you form an oxide when you come into contact with oxygen.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 21:53:57


At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You know you're metal when...

Really they should all be 'a metal'.
Seeing as I'm sure there are cases where they're all false.

I believe smeagol is looking for things like:
You know you're Metal when your mum has to sew your patches on your denim waistcoat for you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 22:02:53


At 5/14/08 09:53 PM, Nev wrote:
I believe smeagol is looking for things like:
You know you're Metal when your mum has to sew your patches on your denim waistcoat for you.

Yu know it baby!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-14 22:18:12


I need to be in. I love melodical death metal,like Zonaria

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 00:18:09


At 5/14/08 09:53 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You know you're metal when...
Really they should all be 'a metal'.
Seeing as I'm sure there are cases where they're all false.

SHUT UP SHUT UP

DON'T PARADE AROUND YO DAMN LOGIC

DAMMIT NEV WHY YOU ALWAYS TALKIN

you know i love you

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 03:00:20


At 5/14/08 06:53 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Check out Watchtower.

That's actually some pretty neat stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 04:01:42


At 5/14/08 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You know your metal when.....blah blah blah.

You know you're metal when you don't like St. Anger

haha.

You know you're metal when your room is covered by posters/memorabilia of various metal artists.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 05:48:07


At 5/14/08 06:56 PM, Nev wrote: Since when were you an Opeth bummer anyway?
It seems very excessive and out of the blue.

I woke up one day and realised, "Whoah. I really, really like Opeth. Wait, do I like any band more than Opeth? I don't think I do. Shit, I love Opeth! They're my favourite fucking band ever! Holy shit! OPETH!!!".

At 5/14/08 06:57 PM, sirtom93 wrote: My friends got tickets to dragonforce, im not that much of a fan but they might be better live, what you think guys should I buy tickets?

Heeheehee.

My mum bought me a Dragonforce T-Shirt for my birthday. I took it back and changed it for a Mayhem shirt, hahaha.

It's my mum's 50 birthday today, everyone say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONOS' FIRST APARTMENT!"

At 5/15/08 12:18 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: SHUT UP SHUT UP

FUCKING TWAT

You know your metal when you make jokes about Darkthrone's lyrics.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 06:33:36


At 5/15/08 05:48 AM, PenisClown wrote: It's my mum's 50 birthday today, everyone say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONOS' FIRST APARTMENT!"

I had to read that twice to get what it meant, Happy Birthday!

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 07:45:05


At 5/14/08 09:26 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:21 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Collection would be impressive, if you didn't automatically fail for not having The Matrix Soundtrack.
Do you have it?

As a matter of fact, I do.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 08:40:58


The only soundtrack I have is:
Clint Mansell -
Smokin' Aces OST


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 09:12:14


At 5/15/08 07:45 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: As a matter of fact, I do.

I was hoping you didn't so I could tell you to be quiet.

I'll have to resort to plan B and say that the Matrix Soundtrack isn't overly good... too gay nightclub :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 09:46:18


I don't have any movie/game soundtracks because I think that's quite sad and nerdy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 10:08:40


At 5/15/08 09:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: I don't have any movie/game soundtracks because I think that's quite sad and nerdy.

Game soundtracks is understandable.
But considering film music is full of immensely talented composers its nonsense.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 10:09:22


At 5/14/08 10:27 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 5/14/08 06:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 5/13/08 11:39 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Sounds like it has potential. Maybe not on par with their first four albums, but it could be their best album since The Black Album.
My thoughts exactly.
I can already tell from the video that this album is going to be St. Anger II, just slightly better. It won't be better than The Black Album.

It can only be a St. Anger II if the album contains excessive trash can hitting.

Classic, Power, Prog and Thrash. There are other genres I like, but I like those four the most.
Yep, you can't get much weaker than those. =P

But you like prog too. Haha!

I'm afraid I'm not a big enough fan of them. :(
Wow. Sucks to be you.

Oh well, as Nev said, I can't be a fan of everything.

At 5/14/08 02:26 PM, IrishGun wrote: Anyone know how many posts I've got? :D

4004.

At 5/14/08 06:56 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/14/08 06:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm afraid I'm not a big enough fan of them. :(
You don't have to be a fan of everything.

You're right about that, but there are some things that I wish I could enjoy a lot more than I do, like Opeth and Motörhead for example. I do like those two bands, but I'm not like "WHOA, THEY FUCKING AMAZE ME!!"

Oh and I got a five disc album of 60 years of Disney songs.
You'd love it.

By love, you meant wanting to cut my ears off as soon as one of their songs are played, right? If so, then yes.

I also got Avril Lavigne's disography.

I'll assume you're pretty high right now. :P

At 5/14/08 08:36 PM, Nev wrote: Nobuo Uematsu:
Final Fantasy VII-X Soundtrack and Piano Collections

Super yay. I'd recommend soundtracks of I - VI as well (perhaps with the exception of II), but I know you're not so keen on the old FF games.

At 5/14/08 09:49 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You know you're metal when...

Much more accurate than what smeagol said. :)

Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 10:14:30


At 5/15/08 10:08 AM, Nev wrote:
At 5/15/08 09:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: I don't have any movie/game soundtracks because I think that's quite sad and nerdy.
Game soundtracks is understandable.
But considering film music is full of immensely talented composers its nonsense.

Well, I guess so. I'd really love to become a composer for film and other media, although I wouldn't expect anyone downloading and listening to my scores. A bit weird.

Agh.... My collection is so awesome. Drudkh and Taake's discogs on my to-do-list now, but i'll be trying out Tyr, Thyrfing, and Moonsorrow soon.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 10:38:11


At 5/15/08 10:09 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'll assume you're pretty high right now. :P

I don't smoke weed or do any drugs exept alcohol :).
So no.

Super yay. I'd recommend soundtracks of I - VI as well (perhaps with the exception of II), but I know you're not so keen on the old FF games.

I would, but I'd need to play the games and I haven't... but I want to.
Can you get them on DS? My mum has one, so I could buy them for that :P.

At 5/15/08 10:14 AM, PenisClown wrote: Well, I guess so. I'd really love to become a composer for film and other media, although I wouldn't expect anyone downloading and listening to my scores. A bit weird.

Its not really weird.
Its just like classical music. Only its written with a more visual purpose.

Agh.... My collection is so awesome. Drudkh and Taake's discogs on my to-do-list now, but i'll be trying out Tyr, Thyrfing, and Moonsorrow soon.

Moooooonsorrrow :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 16:51:59


Guess the band, that ive grown to love -

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 17:17:46


At 5/14/08 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: LET EM RIP!

*firt*


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 17:20:41


Berzerker! YAY!!!

Although they're technically a grind core band because their drummer plays the rim-blast almost exclusively.

OMFG NO!!! CORE!!!! OMFG BLIND HATRED FOR CORE STYLES ZXOMFG!!!!

Yeah... Slipknot kicks ass. Deal with it. You're all just mad because Mushroomhead PWNS j00.

My musical racism is against blasphemous black metal bands like Cradle of Filth because they WAY over use the black metal blast beat to the point I want to chase them down and beat them to death with the Sepultura box set.

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You might be metal if.....

You have a paperclip stuck in your face because it got lost when you were digging around in the void left by the abscess caused when doctors had to drain the evil from inside your head before it escaped into your blood stream and killed you.

and yes, this is the X-ray to prove it.

Metal Hell


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 18:26:36


At 5/15/08 10:14 AM, PenisClown wrote:

Agh.... My collection is so awesome.

What.
Is that all the music you have?
lol pathetic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 19:14:00


Hey, people. Start posting in the standup comedy club. It really needs more activity. go go go.

At 5/14/08 08:36 PM, Nev wrote: Danny Elfman:

kickass

Javier Navarette:
Pan's Labyrinth

That's one of my favorite films, but I don't recall the music in it.

Nobuo Uematsu:
Final Fantasy VII-X Soundtrack and Piano Collections

Oh yeah, alsoI have music from video games (including Uematsu stuff). and TV series. I don't feel like listing it all right now, but I can do it later if you actually care.

At 5/14/08 09:21 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Collection would be impressive, if you didn't automatically fail for not having The Matrix Soundtrack.

He doesn't fail for that. The soundtracks for the Matrix films weren't really....you know....good.

At 5/15/08 09:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: I don't have any movie/game soundtracks because I think that's quite sad and nerdy.

There's nothing nerdy about it. If I'm watching a movie and like the music I hear, I might get the soundtrack. It's just more good music. Some of my favorite music actually comes from video games. The stuff that Noriyuki Asakura did for the Tenchu and Way of the Samurai games is an amazing blend of Japanese folk, ambient, and a bit of rock. I love it.

At 5/15/08 10:14 AM, PenisClown wrote: . A bit weird.

not even slightly.

Drudkh

I stopped listening to Drudkh because the members seem to follow NS, or at least have some sort of ties to it. I have a zero tolerance stance on that dumb bullshit. They're talented, though.

At 5/15/08 05:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: OMFG NO!!! CORE!!!! OMFG BLIND HATRED FOR CORE STYLES ZXOMFG!!!!

I don't hate core type music. A lot of bands I hate just happen to be that. I don't hate them just because they fall under a certain genre. I can think of a couple that I don't hate at all, such as Mudvayne and Killswitch Engage. I don't like them, but I don't hate them either.

Yeah... Slipknot kicks ass. Deal with it.

one of the worst bands in history.

Mushroomhead PWNS j00.

I heard only one song by that band years ago and I don't remember it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 19:38:25


At 5/15/08 07:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: That's one of my favorite films, but I don't recall the music in it.

The soundtrack is excellent. Its actually my personal favourite :). Very relaxing and nice. Its like being sung a tale of woe by your mother. So soothing.
Surely you recall the main melody, that Mercedes(?) sing to Ofelia, 'Da, da, da, da, daaaaaaa. Da, da, da, da, da, da, daaaaaa.'

Oh yeah, alsoI have music from video games (including Uematsu stuff). and TV series. I don't feel like listing it all right now, but I can do it later if you actually care.

I care :).

There's nothing nerdy about it. If I'm watching a movie and like the music I hear, I might get the soundtrack.

Word. Films wouldn't be half as enjoyable if the scores weren't good/present.
They're an underrated and underappreciated form of music.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 19:42:39


W00T!!!!! I LUV BULLET 4 MY VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 20:04:10


At 5/15/08 07:42 PM, somebody11223344 wrote: W00T!!!!! I LUV BULLET 4 MY VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol.
Reminds me of something.
Compare these two beginning riffs.

This and This.

Lol at A respectable Metal band Ripping off a shitty band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 21:15:47


At 5/15/08 05:20 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Yeah... Slipknot kicks ass. Deal with it. You're all just mad because Mushroomhead PWNS j00.

My musical racism is against blasphemous black metal bands like Cradle of Filth because they WAY over use the black metal blast beat to the point I want to chase them down and beat them to death with the Sepultura box set.

Even though your a mod Im still going to shun you. For one thing Cradle isn't black metal it's goth metal sure there old stuff was black metal but there new shit sucks. For two things Slipknot failed long ago when they became over rated atteintion whores. Sepultura will never pwn black metal if you put it against Dark Funeral or Gorgoroth BEND OVER BECAUSE YOUR GETTING HAMMERED IN THE ANUS BY SATANS BLAST BEATS!

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-05-15 21:20:47


At 5/15/08 10:38 AM, Nev wrote: I don't smoke weed or do any drugs exept alcohol :).
So no.

I just bought some weed, yay!

Moooooonsorrrow :).

That's what everyone says, but i've never listened to them.

Anyway, all Drudkh = Acquired.

At 5/15/08 06:26 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: What.
Is that all the music you have?
lol pathetic.

Fuck yeah. I lost all my music earlier this year.

At 5/15/08 07:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
Drudkh
I stopped listening to Drudkh because the members seem to follow NS, or at least have some sort of ties to it. I have a zero tolerance stance on that dumb bullshit. They're talented, though.

Hahaha, what a shitty reason not to like music. I respect all ideologies, and even if I didn't, Drudkh being National Socialist doesn't mean i'll stop listening to their albums. It's the music I like.

And Kidd, i'm pretty sure Hand of Blood was released about 13 years after Burzum wrote War.


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