At 12/25/07 11:26 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I'm glad to announce, that's a flawless list, my friend.

As one of the four horsemen of the Metal Hell, I welcome you.

Awesome.

As for Ryan getting St. Anger for Christmas, I can just imagine the look on his face.

"Oh boy Avenged Sevenfold, oh boy Nighwish, oh boy ... And Justice For All, oh boy Trivium (I don't condone listening to this band) and ... St. Anger. Thanks... Santa..."

Santa: Ho ho ho. No problem Ryan. That's what you get for being a good boy this year.

Ryan: Uhhhh. Yeah.

I got:

Blind Guardian-A Twist In The Myth
Trivium-Asdcendancy
Lordi-Get Heavy
DragonForce- Sonic Firestorm

Merry Christmas in advance.

At 12/25/07 11:32 AM, BatDan wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:26 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I'm glad to announce, that's a flawless list, my friend.

As one of the four horsemen of the Metal Hell, I welcome you.

Awesome.

As for Ryan getting St. Anger for Christmas, I can just imagine the look on his face.
play

Lol. Awsome.

Merry fucking X-Mas guys

At 12/25/07 11:30 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/25/07 10:20 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Wait, I don't get it, Christmas Was yesterday :S
We have Christmas 24th December In Iceland.

You're still off of the intended date by about 5 months.

Well, I don't celebrate Christmas in that sense, Personally.
Yule's my thing

Well i'll tell you what!
Maybe we should have ourselves
a little christmas, right here...
C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the trees
We're gonna make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in the hell!
Metal Hellians are bangin' as you pass them by
There's lots of metal CD's to buy
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in the hell!

There goes Nev
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it
He'll eat cock all he can
And there goes Bruce
Carolling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow
Even Ghoul is under the spell
It's Christmas time in the hell!

Ghoul cast Kidd down from Metal Hell's door
To sing "Fuck you Benni!" forever-more
Everyone's kinda glad that he fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in the hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to by Bahamut a thong
TakeNoPrisoner's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in the hell!

There's that kid Ryan
holding burning mistletoe
Over his brother's head
Just watch Ryan's cock grow!
For one day there's no metalcore
Our metal's true, not shit
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St Nick!

So, String up the lights and light up the trees
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in the hell!
Gather close together and make it quick
We've gotta make room for Goatchrist's dick
He's horny for me and I can tell
It's Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas time in the hell!

Merry Christmas Metal Hell!

Since I have Comcast Cable. I have 46 channels that play music 24/7 (no video, you just listen with pictures and facts).

One of the channels is of course all Metal music.

The problem? I don't know; but most of the time you've never heard of the band and when you do get a band you've heard of it's a nice fleeting moment.

A couple songs ago they played Pantera's Cowboys from Hell (which is rare). But an example of repetition they use is constantly playing the same Black Dahlia Murder song over and over.

Just thought I'd say this cool thing I had.

At 12/25/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: For one day there's no metalcore
Our metal's true, not shit

You know, these two lines actually offended me more than anything else.

Look at my Last.fm top artists this week. There's no metalcore (or bad bands) there.

And why am I the target of everyone else's slagging off?

Going to go 'aquire' some Mortification and Cannibal Corpse now.

At 12/25/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: Ghoul cast Kidd down from Metal Hell's door

To sing "Fuck you Benni!" forever-more
Everyone's kinda glad that he fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in the hell!

Benni is the Best song ever made.

At 12/25/07 12:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, these two lines actually offended me more than anything else.

In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found, SHUT UP BITCH, SHUT UP BITCH, FALLING LEAVES ISN'T EPIC

At 12/25/07 12:31 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Benni is the Best song ever made.

You can say that again, bitch.

At 12/25/07 01:01 PM, Sorgvind wrote:

At 12/25/07 12:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, these two lines actually offended me more than anything else.

In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found, SHUT UP BITCH, SHUT UP BITCH, FALLING LEAVES ISN'T EPIC

...Yes it is?

At 12/25/07 01:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/25/07 01:01 PM, Sorgvind wrote:

At 12/25/07 12:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, these two lines actually offended me more than anything else.

In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found, SHUT UP BITCH, SHUT UP BITCH, FALLING LEAVES ISN'T EPIC

...Yes it is?

NO

IT ISN'T

IT SUCKS BALLS AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT EPIC IS GO DIE IN A FIRE

BOCKZOR SHURZT

At 12/25/07 11:50 AM, Sorgvind wrote: There's that kid Ryan
holding burning mistletoe
Over his brother's head
Just watch Ryan's cock grow!
For one day there's no metalcore
Our metal's true, not shit
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St Nick!

That's not offensive, it's homosexual and disturbing.

Provided the store has it when I get there, I'm getting Ashes Against the Grain by Agalloch.

*Cries tears of Joy.*

You lucky fucks.

I must be the only one here who didn't get anything for Christmas. You heard me right, nothing at all.

I guess I better start asking for money, but who knows if I'll even get any...

At 12/25/07 02:20 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I must be the only one here who didn't get anything for Christmas. You heard me right, nothing at all.

*points and giggles*

At 12/25/07 02:20 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: You lucky fucks.

I ended up getting more money than expected. It's all going to stock so I can double my profit.
Betting against America's economy ftw.

I must be the only one here who didn't get anything for Christmas. You heard me right, nothing at all.
I guess I better start asking for money, but who knows if I'll even get any...

:(

At 12/25/07 02:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Can someone recommend some Power Metal I haven't heard?

Axel Rudi Pell. As far as I know, I'm the only one in this club that listens to them.
Narnia. (maybe)
hunderstone.

At 12/25/07 03:26 PM, Rokuro wrote:

At 12/25/07 03:16 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/25/07 02:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Can someone recommend some Power Metal I haven't heard?

Axel Rudi Pell. As far as I know, I'm the only one in this club that listens to them.
Narnia. (maybe)
hunderstone.

Christmetal nothx/

1. Just ignore Narnia's lyrics.

2. I meant *Thunderstone*

At 12/25/07 02:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Melodic Death metal would be good as well. (I only like The Black Dahlia Murder so far.)

Daylight Dies - Dismantling Devotion. It's the best Melo Death I've ever heard.

At 12/25/07 02:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Or Melodic Death metal would be good as well. (I only like The Black Dahlia Murder so far.)

Wintersun
Kalmah
Amon Amarth
Eternal Tears of Sorrow (Sucky name I know, but they're good)
(Old) In Flames (do NOT get the new stuff, that sucks, Colony is their best album, Whoracle is good aswell)
Norther

....there.

At 12/25/07 03:26 PM, Rokuro wrote: Christmetal nothx/

Wait, so Satanic metal is okay?

Wow. I didn't think this club would for deep into the shits of double standards.

At 12/25/07 05:50 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

At 12/25/07 03:26 PM, Rokuro wrote: Christmetal nothx/

Wait, so Satanic metal is okay?

"Marlyn Mason is Death Metal."

-Typical shit metal fan.

By the way, I bought a CD a couple days ago with what was left of my Best Buy Gift Cards.

Machine Head - Deep Purple

It's considered one of the early pioneers of metal.
Highway Star is considered early Speed Metal well Smoke on the Water is early Stoner Metal.

I might get another tonight to buy more CDs. I don't know.

At 12/25/07 05:50 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

Wait, so Satanic metal is okay?

Wow. I didn't think this club would fall deep into the shits of double standards.

Well, Satanic Metal is more like, Fighting the oppression of the world from Christianity through art,Standing united against a Force that has caused Endless war, And Many many deaths.

Whilst Christ-Metal is all PRAISE TO JESUS!

Plus, I mean come on, I have not heard a SINGLE good Pro-Christian song In my life, And I've listened with open ears.

Satanic Metal/Anti-Christian Metal has Black metal, Some Death metal, Slayer and other thrash, And All sorts of bands while Christmetal (ew) has What?

Mortification?
Axel Rudi Pell?

Both shit in my opinion.

Then you've got all those annoying Christmas songs!

Plus I don't like to be preached a Religion I despise whilst listening to my Methulz!

Merry Christmas to everybody. I got a lot of good stuff. The metal albums I got include:

Pentagram - Be Forwarned
Týr - Eric the Red (I already have Ragnarök)
Korpiklaani - Tervaskanto (with DVD)

My mom is so awesome that she got me Tervaskanto without me asking for it. She guessed I'd like it.

I also got some non-metal stuff. Discipline by King Crimson and a CD of some of Antonio Vivaldi's works (including the Four Seasons, of course) performed by Itzhak Perlman. The Vivaldi CD was another thing I got without even asking. My mom is too awesome.

And I got a bunch of other stuff.

At 12/24/07 05:58 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Candlemass - Nightfall
Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Korpiklaani - Tales Along This Road
Liquid Tension Experiment - Liquid Tension Experiment 2
Mercyful Fate - Melissa
Summoning - Minas Morgul
Tankard - Kings of Beer

awesomeness

At 12/25/07 05:46 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Also in the spirit of this occasion I've finally gotten around to 'acquiring' some Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

good stuff. I have their first Christmas album.

At 12/25/07 02:05 PM, Splintered wrote: Provided the store has it when I get there, I'm getting Ashes Against the Grain by Agalloch.

hotness

At 12/25/07 06:30 PM, Rokuro wrote: Not necessarily. I'd like un-biased music based on religion. Even though Angra has a song that has a LITTLE religious bias in it.

(Spread your Fire)

great song. don't care.

At 12/25/07 08:19 PM, BatDan wrote: By the way, I bought a CD a couple days ago with what was left of my Best Buy Gift Cards.

Machine Head - Deep Purple

That's a good album, but you should have gotten Deep Purple in Rock.

sweet child in tiiiiime

At 12/25/07 02:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Can someone recommend some Power Metal I haven't heard?

I donno what you have or haven't heard but look up HEAVENLY, their a power metal orgasm.

At 12/25/07 05:57 PM, IrishGun wrote: "Marlyn Mason is Death Metal."

lol. This made me giggle.

Fact: The Devil Wears Prada is THE worst Metalcore band ever (but that's saying a lot seeing that most Metalcore is shit).

1. They call themselves a Christian Metalcore band. That's... not right.
2. The song titles suck. Goats on a Boat (Snakes on a Plane reference), Nickels is Money Too (which is a reference to Metaloclyspe so they're not original in that aspect either), and other bullshit (look this up on Wikipedia).
3. Listening to them is like swords in the eyes with nine inch nails (not the band, actual nine inch nails) in my ears.

Sorry. I just heard one of their songs while listening to my Metal TV Station and had to vent. It was so bad.

Everyone have a merry xmas, mine is sucking so far. My computer is fucked, so no, I haven't gone to jail, nor have I done some other equally extreme venture. My computer is just fucked. Also, I bought myself a new 150w amp and I sold my first guitar. Yahoo.

At 12/24/07 03:08 PM, IrishGun wrote:

We've had this religion shit before. I don't need you to prove you're more of a dickhead than I thought you were, and we've had like, two pages arguing over religions. And I know you're doing all this just to piss off the Christians in here, so either shut the fuck up or have a bear sodomize you while being pissed on by all the people in the church I go to.

So a pissed off bear is gonna rape me eh? Now im the smelly dick head who crusades against peaceful pagans,free willed people and burns them at the stake for heresy ramming my bible up there salty ass cracks!I think this calls for a church burning!

So my whole faimly celebrated the birth of a lieing zombie who Im supposed to worship because he died for my God awful sins.

Im not licking your balls because you were nailed to a fucking tree!

My family are all Christains EXCEPT me but it ok I got my 360 me cool. I got a few good games. I should have Live soon.

To piss you off even more Irishgun because I love Tormenting christain souls.

can't wait till easter then we (the romens) poke him with sticks.

THEN THE ZOMBIE ROSE!!! BANG HEADSHOT!!!

oh thank you D3NTATUS I consider you a brother.(besides Bonemill)

At 12/25/07 08:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I'm cool because I hate christianity

All religion is misguided. They operate on the presumption that fairytales are real. Because I'm not biased about religion, I'll listen to metal of any religion, it doesn't matter to me. From Stryper to Gorgoroth, it's all metal to me.