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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:00:14


At 12/20/07 02:08 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: I won't have access to the internet from a couple hours from now until the day after Christmas. I'm sure you're all happy to see me go (at least the newfags are). However, I would like to take this time to wish all of you Happy Holidays of the religious denomination of your choosing, and don't fuck everything up while I'm gone. Enjoy.

I'm not happy to see you go. I think you're one of the better members of the Hell.

Also, I may have been a little drunk when I made that last post, but still: I require Oxiplegatz. Anyone heard of them? Ever?

I checked them out on Metal Archives and they sound awesome. All I could find was their Myspace page.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:25:05


At 12/20/07 02:08 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
The world has reached a new low, wouldn't you all agree?

I don't think people thinking that people who listen to Metal are Gay Nazi Satanists is a new thing.
Metal music has never been popular with the majority. Its the way it is, and its the way it'll always be.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:32:20


At 12/20/07 03:25 PM, Nev wrote:
Metal music has never been popular with the majority. Its the way it is, and its the way it'll always be.

Agreed.
Does no-one Remember all that shit Al Gore's Bitch Wife did?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:40:58


I'd like to get in this shit.

Here's my favorites.

1. Agalloch 11. Kreator
2. Amon Amarth 12. Misery Index
3. Arsis 13. Naglfar
4. Behemoth 14. Napalm Death
5. Bloodbath 15. Necrophobic
6. Bolt Thrower 16. Nile
7. Cryptopsy 17. Rotting Christ
8. Dark Tranquillity 18. Six Feet Under
9. Heaven Shall Burn 19. Skinless
10. Kataklysm 20. Threat Signal


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:44:21


At 12/20/07 03:40 PM, Splintered wrote: I'd like to get in this shit.

Here's my favorites.

1. Agalloch 11. Kreator
2. Amon Amarth 12. Misery Index
3. Arsis 13. Naglfar
4. Behemoth 14. Napalm Death
5. Bloodbath 15. Necrophobic
6. Bolt Thrower 16. Nile
7. Cryptopsy 17. Rotting Christ
8. Dark Tranquillity 18. Six Feet Under
9. Heaven Shall Burn 19. Skinless
10. Kataklysm 20. Threat Signal

You're in. Without a doubt. Welcome, feel free to add to any pertinent conversation.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:44:22


At 12/20/07 03:40 PM, Splintered wrote: I'd like to get in this shit.

Here's my favorites.

1. Agalloch 11. Kreator
2. Amon Amarth 12. Misery Index
3. Arsis 13. Naglfar
4. Behemoth 14. Napalm Death
5. Bloodbath 15. Necrophobic
6. Bolt Thrower 16. Nile
7. Cryptopsy 17. Rotting Christ
8. Dark Tranquillity 18. Six Feet Under
9. Heaven Shall Burn 19. Skinless
10. Kataklysm 20. Threat Signal

All metal, Besides Maybe Heaven Shall Burn.
Never heard Threat signal Either.

You Will get in Once a Horseman arrives.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:48:18


At 12/20/07 03:44 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 12/20/07 03:40 PM, Splintered wrote: I'd like to get in this shit.

Here's my favorites.
You're in. Without a doubt. Welcome, feel free to add to any pertinent conversation.

Yeah, I didn't think there'd be too much of a fuss. If there was, I could add about 9... 7 more artists to my favorites list?

So, let's talk.

Metal music has never been popular with the majority. Its the way it is, and its the way it'll always be.

What *Kind* of metal? Hair metal was extremely popular in the 80's, last time I checked.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 15:58:21


At 12/20/07 03:48 PM, Splintered wrote: What *Kind* of metal? Hair metal was extremely popular in the 80's, last time I checked.

Yeah, but most hair isn't exactly metal anyway. It's all just sounds like slightly metal influenced hard rock.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 16:01:40


At 12/20/07 03:48 PM, Splintered wrote: What *Kind* of metal? Hair metal was extremely popular in the 80's, last time I checked.

That's true. Many metal puritans don't consider hair metal (which is pretty much all but dead nowadays) proper metal anyway. However, I tend to be a bit more forgiving.

And you've got some areas of the world where metal is pretty popular, Finland, for example.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 16:11:16


At 12/20/07 04:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
And you've got some areas of the world where metal is pretty popular, Finland, for example.

Sweden and Norway as well. As cliche as those countries may be within the world of metal, metal is easily the best and most popular musical export. Europe as a whole embraces metal, at least most types of it, a bit more than the USA. The last time the USA embraced metal was the hair bands of the eighties. Some were good (I'm thinking Twisted Sister, to name at least one), but the most were one hit wonders, and the genre did spawn GnR, which I hate with a passion.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:18:42


At 12/20/07 03:48 PM, Splintered wrote: What *Kind* of metal? Hair metal was extremely popular in the 80's, last time I checked.

I always thought Hair Metal wasn't really metal. I thought it was more of the hard rock side.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:29:13


I have arrived in my horseman glory to allow both of the new guys in.

BTW IrishGun (aka Ronan, now I know), Dying Fetus is pretty metal (br00tal grind-death, boring though), Vader is thrash death, and I'm sure the other band is metal too.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:34:31


A list of the albums I've gotten so far :):
Ensiferum - Victory Songs
Moonsorrow - Kivenkantaja
Moonsorrow - V: Havitetty
Skyforger - Thunderforge
Skyforger - Zobena Dziesma
Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I: Red For Fire
Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part II: Black for Death, and Pills Against the Ageless Ills
Wintersun - Wintersun
Dragonland - Holy War


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:36:51


At 12/20/07 05:34 PM, Nev wrote: A list of the albums I've gotten so far :):
Ensiferum - Victory Songs

I hope to Odin you got Iron Before you got that.

Moonsorrow - Kivenkantaja

good.

Moonsorrow - V: Havitetty

Never heard.

Skyforger - Thunderforge

Good.

Skyforger - Zobena Dziesma

Never heard.

Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part I: Red For Fire

It's about me?

Solefald - An Icelandic Odyssey Part II: Black for Death, and Pills Against the Ageless Ills

2 albums about me? :S

Wintersun - Wintersun

AWESOME

Dragonland - Holy War

Don't know.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:41:47


At 12/20/07 03:48 PM, Splintered wrote: What *Kind* of metal? Hair metal was extremely popular in the 80's, last time I checked.

Yes. But it was still discriminated as "Devils Music"

At 12/20/07 05:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I have arrived in my horseman glory

All Hail!


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:47:11


At 12/20/07 05:36 PM, kiddi1 wrote: I hope to Odin you got Iron Before you got that.

No. No one recommended anything, so I just got the most recent cause it sounded most campfire epic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:49:02


At 12/20/07 05:47 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/20/07 05:36 PM, kiddi1 wrote: I hope to Odin you got Iron Before you got that.
No. No one recommended anything, so I just got the most recent cause it sounded most campfire epic.

Well It's not, It's the Worst album by them.
They Don't even Have Jaari Maenpaa on it for thor's sake!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:50:39


At 12/20/07 05:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: BTW IrishGun (aka Ronan, now I know),

Such a lovely name. :)

Dying Fetus is pretty metal (br00tal grind-death, boring though), Vader is thrash death, and I'm sure the other band is metal too.

Oh. Well, those are all good genres, amitrite?

Also, all of your Last.FMs need moar Evile.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 17:55:36


At 12/20/07 05:49 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Well It's not, It's the Worst album by them.
They Don't even Have Jaari Maenpaa on it for thor's sake!

Someone should have said then shouldn't they >:(!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 18:01:41


At 12/20/07 02:02 PM, IrishGun wrote: blabla
The world has reached a new low, wouldn't you all agree?

I've never been called anything. I feel like I'm left alone... :(

I have, however, once been denied acced because I wore a shirt with a pentagram on it. (okay, it was in the vatican museum, so it ain't that strange. and they let me in when I put something over it.)


ceci n'est pas un blog.

(get it? It's a link to a blog.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 18:12:20


I'm too lazy to read anyones posts. Is anything interesting being discussed?


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 18:52:05


At 12/20/07 06:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I'm too lazy to read anyones posts. Is anything interesting being discussed?

What I've seen is being called shit for listening to metal.

cunt,dick,faggot,satanist,goth

And talks of where metal is big.

Finland and shit.

I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 18:59:13


At 12/20/07 05:47 PM, Nev wrote: No. No one recommended anything, so I just got the most recent cause it sounded most campfire epic.

Iron is their best, period. The guy from Wintersun (their first album was recorded by one dude, Jaari Maenpaa as Kidd said) is the old guitarist and vocalist for Ensiferum, and he is a much better singer and more talented at songwriting than the new dude, who is from Norther (who aren't all that bad)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 19:16:18


At 12/11/07 09:45 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 12/11/07 08:39 PM, mynameisDavid wrote:
At 12/11/07 08:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/11/07 07:58 PM, mynameisDavid wrote: O.O
can you say i like a LOT
Wait a minute, are you even in the Hell?
iuno
my guess is no, based on that shitty list

.....kaaayy? if its shitty then why do people like it
100000000 times better then death metal

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 19:43:27


At 12/20/07 07:16 PM, mynameisDavid wrote:
At 12/11/07 09:45 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 12/11/07 08:39 PM, mynameisDavid wrote:
At 12/11/07 08:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/11/07 07:58 PM, mynameisDavid wrote:
.....kaaayy? if its shitty then why do people like it

Because they are stupid and think it is metal and then they think they are cool for listening to their "non-mainstream metal bands"

100000000 times better then death metal

In your opinion maybe, but I doubt you know what death metal is


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 19:52:41


Bands that OWN:

rammstien, kreator, korn, anthrax, metallica, pantera, devil driver, lamb of god, rob zombie, soilwork, static x, carcass, damageplan, dope, dragonforce, firewind, drowning pool, in flames, sevendust, system of a down, fear factory, disturbed, avenged sevenfold, slayer, megadeath. And possibly the best dethklok


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 19:53:50


At 12/20/07 01:28 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 12/20/07 01:13 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 12/20/07 12:38 PM, Bahamut wrote:
Lol, I've been Called Lots of stupid things because I like Metal:

I haven't been called anything to my face, but my friend's dad thinks I worship Satan


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-20 21:33:44


At 12/20/07 07:16 PM, mynameisDavid wrote: .....kaaayy? if its shitty then why do people like it
100000000 times better then death metal

lmao

not only was this nine days late, but it was hilarious too. "If ____ is bad why do people like it?" is one of the dumbest statements one can use to support an opinion. Let me break it down for you:

1. The vast majority of people like shit, especially shit music. Examples: that "laffy taffy" song, Soulja Boy, etc. Shit food is big too, fast and junk food come to mind. Just because someone likes something doesn't mean you should too, nor does it justify your opinion, which brings me to my second point:

2. Saying that is like having a big sign on your chest that says "I AM A CONFORMIST! I LIKE STUFF BECAUSE OTHERS DO!" I hate football (american), but the majority of my nation loves it. Do I like it because they do? No. Liking something because millions of other people do is both lame and a waste of your money (what comes to mind is the 6 million people who bought Nickelbacks new album). One of humankinds greatest assets is the ability to form our own opinions and ideas, and when you waste this ability it's quite sad. It's like someone not bothering to read or learn to talk, though on a smaller scale.

3. Really though, it all really boils down to opinion, and that's what makes this statement even more lame. I don't give a shit if you hate death metal and like whatever you like to listen to. I listen to what I listen to, you listen to what you listen to, and unfortunately, what you listen to is not what we like to discuss here, therefore making your staying here pointless and a waste of all of our time. Use this new time, which you are not wasting by staying here, to find some new bands (i'm thinking about 10, maybe?) that maybe we could all discuss.

i'd respond to your little jab at how whatever you listen to is one hundred million times better than death metal, but you didn't give any sort of argument to support your opinion.

Goodbye.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-21 03:08:23


At 12/20/07 12:38 PM, Bahamut wrote: Lol, I've been Called Lots of stupid things because I like Metal:

I've been called Bogan, dirty/greasy, emo, goth, creep, freak, girl(long hair).

All because of my Metal-esque appearance. All by people who either hate the genre or have absolutely no clue what they are talking about, or more accurately criticizing towards.

Most of the time you can shut them up by telling them they have no idea what Metal is, but the more ignorant ones usually think they are the be-all and end-all of the argument can be bought down in flames equally by putting them into some jackoff stereotype as well.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-21 09:13:23


At 12/20/07 07:16 PM, mynameisDavid wrote:
At 12/11/07 09:45 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: my guess is no, based on that shitty list
.....kaaayy? if its shitty then why do people like it
100000000 times better then death metal

Because the world is filled with mallkids (like you), who all know nothing about metal. (like you)

At 12/20/07 07:52 PM, Antimatter500 wrote: rammstien,

They aren't metal, but they're good.

kreator,

Indeedy.

korn,

Kill yourself.

anthrax,

Who?

metallica,

Yes.

pantera,

Hate so very much, they don't own.

devil driver, lamb of god, rob zombie,

Yeeah...I'd suggest hacking your head off with a saw.

soilwork, static x,

Never heard.

carcass, damageplan,

Those are TOTAL metalcore names.

dope, dragonforce,

Dope I think, and yes for DF.

firewind, drowning pool, in flames, sevendust, system of a down, fear factory, disturbed, avenged sevenfold, slayer,

Lol AIDS.

megadeath. And possibly the best dethklok

Yes.

I shall say now, that your knowledge of metal gets a 1/5.


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