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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-14 17:54:41


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At 12/14/07 05:54 PM, Metal-Command wrote: This is hilaious.

Hilarious*

Really tired right now.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-14 18:43:08


At 12/14/07 05:54 PM, Metal-Command wrote: This is hilaious.

That is pretty funny.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-14 19:03:36


At 12/14/07 05:56 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
Hilarious*

Really tired right now.

I thought it was pretty funny actually. They could do a whole cheesy album and sell it on TV like those stupid "Warner TimeLife" sacks of crap. It captures the whole "spirit," right?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-14 20:07:49


At 12/14/07 05:54 PM, Metal-Command wrote: This is hilaious.

Can everybody say win?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-14 20:23:03


Muse makes fun of Slipknot. Neither are metal, but Muse is pretty good and Slipknot is well deserving of the making-fun-of. I wonder how they got the lead singer's mask in the first place.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOcEVZsuVuY

At 12/14/07 01:40 AM, Rokuro wrote: Also, we should play a game. This game is: we hit shuffle on whatever holds most of our music and post the sixth song.

I'm down with this game, as I like to talk about my opinions.

"Atlas Of Sorrow" - Mael Mordha

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 00:00:11


Game: Big Empty - Stone Temple Pilots

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 03:54:23


My immune system has decided to be a twat and let ne get a head cold. There's this throbbing feeling a the back of my head and it's really annoying.

Also, my school was having a stupid disco on Thursday night, (I didn't go because I couldn't find any black jeans, also, Ju-Jitsu was on) and something bad happened. VERY. VERY bad.

...That's apart from the shite music.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 06:58:19


At 12/15/07 03:54 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Also, my school was having a stupid disco on Thursday night, (I didn't go because I couldn't find any black jeans, also, Ju-Jitsu was on) and something bad happened. VERY. VERY bad.

...That's apart from the shite music.

ah the school disco, i went to one of them and decided never to go again, twas pretty awful.

Im currently getting hold of Ahab to see what they are like (I know bruce said they become more ordinary the more you listen or something similar) and I got ... And Oceans - The Symmetry of I The Circle of O


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 08:00:35


At 12/15/07 06:58 AM, Charon wrote: ah the school disco, i went to one of them and decided never to go again, twas pretty awful.

Haha yeah we call them School Socials here. They usually play the shittiest of pop music.

and I got ... And Oceans - The Symmetry of I The Circle of O

I've been planing on getting that. Would you recommend it?

I've been planning on getting some Shape of Despair and Skepticism, which I shall do as soon as my computer troubles are gone.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 09:51:03


At 12/15/07 06:58 AM, Charon wrote:
At 12/15/07 03:54 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Also, my school was having a stupid disco on Thursday night, (I didn't go because I couldn't find any black jeans, also, Ju-Jitsu was on) and something bad happened. VERY. VERY bad.
...That's apart from the shite music.
ah the school disco, i went to one of them and decided never to go again, twas pretty awful.

I have to go once a year. The heaviest band they played was...

God help us...

GREEN DAY.

Then the music ignorance started.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 11:00:39


If I hear that soulja boy rap shit one more time im gonna sacrafice a n*glet!

Yeah I took there shit out of the radio in ceramics and played Dimmu Borgir Spellbound & Mourning palace. They all freaked.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 11:53:31


At 12/14/07 01:40 AM, Rokuro wrote: Also, we should play a game. This game is: we hit shuffle on whatever holds most of our music and post the sixth song.

Mine was Hammerfall-Let The Hammer Fall


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 12:12:28


At 12/15/07 11:00 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Yeah I took there shit out of the radio in ceramics and played Dimmu Borgir Spellbound & Mourning palace. They all freaked.

god that reminds me of my old sixth form common room, there was a pretty decent stereo in there and every break time some crap was put on there and cranked to full blast, after a while me and my friends put some stuff on (i cant remember what, i think it was some In Flames) and had it at an acceptable volume and were told to "fuck off with this death metal shit" it was ultimate gay, although it is where my disgust for kanye west and 50 cent really took shape


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 12:15:54


At 12/15/07 12:12 PM, Charon wrote:
god that reminds me of my old sixth form common room, there was a pretty decent stereo in there and every break time some crap was put on there and cranked to full blast, after a while me and my friends put some stuff on (i cant remember what, i think it was some In Flames) and had it at an acceptable volume and were told to "fuck off with this death metal shit" it was ultimate gay, although it is where my disgust for kanye west and 50 cent really took shape

Rap will die off they are running out of talent. I feel your pain brotherI have to listen to it on the fucking bus in the halls and home (my sisters a fucking wigger)!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 12:23:28


At 12/15/07 12:15 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Rap will die off they are running out of talent. I feel your pain brotherI have to listen to it on the fucking bus in the halls and home (my sisters a fucking wigger)!!

As long as there are 10 year olds in this world, rap will probably live on as a dischevelled horse devoid of any sort of life, but people with no talent will eventually hear of it and beat it mercilessly with a mace.

However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem. We, perhaps for the better, are unable to churn out the same repetitive crap year after year. (The exception being any black metal band)

Also, in French we had to write a few paragraphs about our favourite celebrity. I chose George Fisher. I think my teacher might have been surprised when she read stuff like, "Ma chanson preferee, c'est 'Frantic Disembowelment' et mon album preferee c'est 'The Wretched Spawn'."

:P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 12:45:09


At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem.

Avantasia.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 12:54:07


At 12/15/07 12:45 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem.
Avantasia.

Dammit.

Anyway, Game: Axel Rudi Pell-The Masquerade Ball


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 13:02:56


At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem.

There are quite a few actually. I'm liking the one I'm listening to right now - Blotted Science, a prog metal side project of Alex Webster of Cannibal Corpse, I'm sure I brought them up before - and they formed in 2004. Every genre of music has its epochs, and the 80s and early 90s were insane, crammed with talent. But when you think about it, metal as a genre is barely 30 years old, and there really hasn't been a second cycle of greatness explosion since metal really got its legs. I will say that metal still gets a few bands that form each year that are of quality, you just have to find them. That's true for every genre. At least, I think so. :P

tl;dr: metal is a new genre, there has not been much time to reinvent it. Good bands are still coming down the line in fewer numbers, is all.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 13:44:53


At 12/15/07 12:12 PM, Charon wrote:
At 12/15/07 11:00 AM, smeagol1 wrote:
god that reminds me of my old sixth form common room, there was a pretty decent stereo in there and every break time some crap was put on there and cranked to full blast, after a while me and my friends put some stuff on (i cant remember what, i think it was some In Flames) and had it at an acceptable volume and were told to "fuck off with this death metal shit" it was ultimate gay, although it is where my disgust for kanye west and 50 cent really took shape

Which I would say to them, "you can have your shit music up to full blast while I can't play my music at all?"


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 13:54:50


At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem.

Wintersun,
Scar Symmetry
Sleep terror
3 inches of blood

Off of the top of my head.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 14:13:59


At 12/15/07 01:54 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

However, name me one good metal band created after 1999 and I shall reward you with all my self-esteem.
Wintersun,
Scar Symmetry
Sleep terror
3 inches of blood

Off of the top of my head.

Thank you, you bunch of smart arses. Unfortunately, I have no self-esteem and therefore cannot reward you with such.

On to business.

Why do I feel that I'm the only one completely phsyced about the new Metallica album coming out soon? I know they descended into a cess-pool of mediocrity after Justice, but based on The New Song and The Other New Song (I know they won't be on the album) I'd say it will crush The Black Album, Load, ReLoad and Saint Anger with its ass.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 14:29:14


At 12/15/07 01:44 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: Which I would say to them, "you can have your shit music up to full blast while I can't play my music at all?"

unfortunatly majority rules, 4 of us verses around 30 of them doesnt go in our favour :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 14:37:29


At 12/15/07 02:13 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'm the only one completely phsyced about the new Metallica album coming out soon?

You are. I haven't been excited for a Metallica album in years, and this is no exception. If it is truly good, I will pick up. Otherwise, nothing of worth was lost.

At 12/15/07 01:54 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Hello, I am underaged B& and I lurve to B gai

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 15:04:44


At 12/15/07 02:13 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 12/15/07 01:54 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 12/15/07 12:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

:, but based on The New Song and The Other New Song (I know they won't be on the album) I'd say it will crush The Black Album, Load, ReLoad and Saint Anger with its ass.

It will definently crush St. Anger, Load, and Reload, but most likely not the Black Album


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 15:21:54


At 12/15/07 03:04 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: It will definently crush St. Anger, Load, and Reload, but most likely not the Black Album

There were only a few songs from the Black Album that I liked, Enter Sandman being one of them. :)

I still think their latest album will be better than all of those.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 15:25:57


I found some wigger's iPod nano video.

I'm going to fill it up with movies and music.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 15:37:58


At 12/15/07 03:25 PM, 0peth wrote: I found some wigger's iPod nano video.

I'm going to fill it up with CP and more CP.

Fixed. Also, you should add a song of you simply laughing at him. For the lulz.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 16:22:15


At 12/15/07 03:37 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 12/15/07 03:25 PM, 0peth wrote: I found some wigger's iPod nano video.

I'm going to fill it up with CP and more CP.

Yeah, not funny. ): <


Fixed. Also, you should add a song of you simply laughing at him. For the lulz.

He had pictures of himself on it. He is a rich wigger who smokes too much weed and forgot his ipod. Also does graffiti and looks like a total douche.

He has exactly five hundred songs and all are rap.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-12-15 16:40:14


At 12/15/07 11:00 AM, smeagol1 wrote: If I hear that soulja boy rap shit one more time im gonna sacrafice a n*glet!

That asshole ruined rap music. It used to mean something, and now it's just mindless blabber, hoes, ghetto, fuck, etc.