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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-15 23:00:54


At 11/15/07 10:35 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/15/07 08:27 PM, Bonemill wrote: .
ooooold

Yeah, your just pissed you didnt do it. You know you wanted to though.

Who cares if its old??? Do you say that shit when you watch waynes world??? NOOOO. Imagina if you did that listening to some sabbath. AH THIS SHITS OLD TURN IT OFF.

/rant over.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-15 23:13:12


At 11/15/07 11:00 PM, Bonemill wrote: I ARE TEH EMOTIONAL

Did I hurt your feelings? sowwy.

<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-15 23:45:32


At 11/15/07 09:51 PM, Rokuro wrote:
At 11/15/07 06:00 PM, Charon wrote:
At 11/15/07 12:47 PM, Rokuro wrote: We should have a Metal Meet-up. :o
that would be cool but kinda difficult, personally i think all the european members (and those with the money and permission etc to travel) should do Wacken next year with At The Gates and Carcass their i think i will definitely be going!! (money permitting)

It would be awesome, but probably very few members would be able to make it, I would try my hardest, but I omst likely wouldn;t have enough money in time


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 00:19:17


Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 01:14:06


Lol I just heard Yngwie cover the Zelda theme.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 02:16:56


Also, I just got Yngwie's Seventh Sign. I must say, it contains more substance than his albums usually contain; it has variety, great playing (of course), interesting songs with memorable chorii and a bit more adventuresome experimenting, even shredding on sitars and doing a doom metal song (Pyramid of Cheops), or doing a more hard rock sound (Hairtrigger, Bad Blood, I Don't Know). Also, this album has the best singer Malmsteen ever had (Vescara) as well as the best production values. Get it even if you don't like the unleasher of the fookin fyoory.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 03:01:33


At 11/15/07 05:07 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/15/07 04:44 PM, IrishGun wrote:

:Now you know how I feel, Oppugnant! D:


omg you totally burned him.

ouch. guys. ouch.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 05:17:31


Tomorrow I am recording more with my band. We are recording "live" versions of three more of our songs. These may or may not find themselves published online, depending how we like them.

What we are more going to be using them for is for scratch tracks for each band member to practice to. Then our producer is going to be using them to set-up his equipment for the actual recordings.

I don't know all the audio-tech he has to do exactly but he knows what he is doing.

So if the "live" versions don't make it online, you can be expecting new recordings of my band online soon anyway.

-Keep it Brutal

CoTW


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 06:25:38


Ugh... the shout box on last.fm for Demon Hunter is ridiculous.
In an extremely lulzy way! =D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 08:33:05


At 11/16/07 12:19 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: So Sam, you suck ass.

Get the fuck out of the metal hell. As a horseman, I ban you.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 10:15:20


At 11/16/07 08:33 AM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 11/16/07 12:19 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: So Sam, you suck ass.
Get the fuck out of the metal hell. As a horseman, I ban you.

GTFO. GIT OUT OF HAR. GAWD

At 11/16/07 06:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Ugh... the shout box on last.fm for Demon Hunter is ridiculous.

I <3 DH. >:|

At 11/16/07 03:01 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 11/15/07 05:07 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/15/07 04:44 PM, IrishGun wrote:

Stuff

I agree.

ouch. guys. ouch.

Doin' our job. :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 11:27:19


At 11/16/07 10:15 AM, IrishGun wrote: I <3 DH. >:|

out of interest.. why? i just youtube'd them and it sounded all like pretty generic "metalcore" poo, im not attacking you im just interested as to what draws you to like them...

p.s Fall of Empyrean are an amazing doom band


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 12:09:35


At 11/16/07 10:15 AM, IrishGun wrote:

I <3 DH. >:|

Demon hunter Fucking Sucks.
It's like you guys will settle for garbage as long as It's not anti-christian.

Here.

You .

Go.

No

Need

To

Thank Me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 12:28:24


At 11/16/07 11:27 AM, Charon wrote: out of interest.. why? i just youtube'd them and it sounded all like pretty generic "metalcore" poo, im not attacking you im just interested as to what draws you to like them...

Everyone in here has guilty pleasures.

At 11/16/07 12:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Demon hunter Fucking Sucks.
It's like you guys will settle for garbage as long as It's not anti-christian.

That isn't the fucking reason why I like them. I just think they're good for a Christian-Metalcore band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 12:36:53


At 11/16/07 10:15 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/16/07 03:01 AM, Oppugnant wrote: ouch. guys. ouch.
Doin' our job. :)

I was actually being sarcastic about you burning him, but um...okay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 12:46:00


At 11/16/07 12:36 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/16/07 10:15 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/16/07 03:01 AM, Oppugnant wrote: ouch. guys. ouch.
Doin' our job. :)
I was actually being sarcastic about you burning him, but um...okay.

:3


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 14:23:28


At 11/16/07 12:28 PM, IrishGun wrote:
That isn't the fucking reason why I like them. I just think they're good for a Christian-Metalcore band.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Seriously, get the fuck out. That's a contradiction in terms and an oxymoron to boot. All heavily-christian-themed music is complete garbage, from GodPop to Unblack. No christian bands are good. None. And if you think so, you need to look up all the bands they are deriving from and listen to them, not a shitty god-oriented clone.

Kidd: Christians to the Lions... Roffle. You should see the shirt...

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 15:25:51


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Seriously, get the fuck out. That's a contradiction in terms and an oxymoron to boot. All heavily-christian-themed music is complete garbage, from GodPop to Unblack. No christian bands are good. None. And if you think so, you need to look up all the bands they are deriving from and listen to them, not a shitty god-oriented clone.

You seem to be under the impression that all black metal artists aren't all a bunch of weedy pussies who murder eachother for the hell of it.

You also seem to have never listened to Mortification.

No need to thank me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 15:39:17


At 11/16/07 03:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You seem to be under the impression that all black metal artists aren't all a bunch of weedy pussies who murder eachother for the hell of it.

You seem to be suffering from the delusion that I give a fuck what your opinion is. I don't.

You also seem to have never listened to Mortification.

Being so fucking bored and waiting for my ride, I did a little mathematical experiment. I averaged out the review scores (of the full length albums that were reviewed) of Mortification and they averaged a whopping 55.4% They sound fucking "amazing" to me. In contrast, one of my favorite satanic(ish) metal bands, I think we'll go with (and its so hard to choose - old Emperor, old Enslaved, 1349, old Behemoth, just to name a few), we'll say Behemoth because I'm going to see them tomorrow. Only counting their black metal stuffs, they recieved a 78%. If you want to consider their entire career - featuring such hits as Antichristian Phenomenon - they average out to an 86.4, a 31 point disparity. Mathematically speaking (and damn, I was bored - that killed five minutes) you can keep your shitty christian themed death metal.

No need to thank me.

No need to thank me for your enlightenment. You don't even like death metal anyway.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 15:46:06


At 11/16/07 03:39 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: You can keep your shitty christian themed death metal.

Thany you, I will. And maybe then I'll go have sex with some girls while you're statistic-gathering.

You don't even like death metal anyway.

O________O

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE DEATH METAL ANYWAY

>:|

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE DEATH METAL ANYWAY

>:(

GTFO!!!!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 15:52:58


At 11/16/07 03:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

You also seem to have never listened to Mortification.

Wow.
That was just stupid, It's like you don't realize that all christian Music sucks.
Seriously, If you wouldn't limit yourself to christian music, You'd see just how awesome metal truly is, And just maybe become more metal as in Don't have any Limp Bizkit or Slipknot plays on your Last.fm (I'm looking at you Ryan)

I'm not saying at you need to become pagan or desert christianity, Just have an open mind.

No need to thank me.

Yeah.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:10:55


At 11/16/07 03:52 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Wow.
That was just stupid, It's like you don't realize that all christian Music sucks.
Seriously, If you wouldn't limit yourself to christian music, You'd see just how awesome metal truly is, And just maybe become more metal as in Don't have any Limp Bizkit or Slipknot plays on your Last.fm (I'm looking at you Ryan)

Since when do I limit myself to Christian music?

Narnia, Antestor, Mortification and Thunderstone are the only Christian bands I listen to.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:14:46


At 11/16/07 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/16/07 03:39 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: You can keep your shitty christian themed death metal.
Thany you, I will. And maybe then I'll go have sex with some girls while you're statistic-gathering.

Great, except I've gotten laid more times in the past week than you have in your entire life. That's the joys of having a girlfriend that lives three doors down from you.

A bunch of pussy whining, furthering the hypocrisy

Well, the shit you listen to barely qualifies, and probably only on a technicality. I don't care how old you are, if you try to condescend you're going to get it shoved back.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:15:35


At 11/16/07 04:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Since when do I limit myself to Christian music?

Narnia, Antestor, Mortification and Thunderstone are the only Christian bands I listen to.

Find one Band there with Anti-Christian or satanic Lyrics.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:19:08


At 11/16/07 04:15 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 11/16/07 04:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Since when do I limit myself to Christian music?

Narnia, Antestor, Mortification and Thunderstone are the only Christian bands I listen to.
Find one Band there with Anti-Christian or satanic Lyrics.

Because having non satanic lyircs makes you a Christian.

Anyway, if this is going to descend into one of the arguments you and I so frequently have, then I'd rather drop it now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:20:41


This is what happens when your faggot of a brother forgets to logout.

And your grandfather is fooling around with your guitar. >:(

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 16:23:48


At 11/16/07 04:14 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:

Great, except I've gotten laid more times in the past week than you have in your entire life. That's the joys of having a girlfriend that lives three doors down from you.

I've been wanting one of those for a while.
The girl I'm courting (I THINK that means hitting on?) At the moment needs my full attention, And She wants to take it slow and shit, And she's insanely hot and overall awesome, So I'm not going to shag anyone else while She's in the process, Because she is just so perfect I do NOT want her to hate me.

I'm being an emoptional romantic pussy when it comes to her lol.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 17:24:04


At 11/16/07 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Thank you, I will. And maybe then I'll go have sex with some girls while you're statistic-gathering.

"From: Centurion-Ryan
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Alright, I'll tell you. As lame as it may sound, and as much of a winge as I may sound.

Right, it was about twenty minutes until my brother got out of school, I was in the park with my grandad, there were these two chicks on a bench who wouldn't stop staring at me, which made me sort of uncomfortable, I smiled in their direction and then they started giggling. They weren't that good looking, and I knew one of them from Primary School. So, I just kept walking, quite a good distance away from my Grandad, mind you. There was a huge flock of pigeons in the middle of the road.

I was looking for conkers (Chestnuts, whatever you Icelanders call them) so I didn't notice her that much until the birds started flying everywhere, I looked around, and I saw her.

Atlanta Surgenor (We know eachother, but not well), just about the prettiest girl I'd ever met, her hair was swept over one eye, she was wearing a stripey top, and jeans and trainers, (just about what every kid wears in this country). I just stood there with my mouth open, I wanted to say hi to her, but I figured I should get closer first.

I didn't have much time, I just walked opposite her on her right side, we were still a few metres away from eachother, she looks at me, and I look at her, we keep walking, there was a pain in the back of my head, like somebody taking a hammer to me, and a voice saying "Just say it. Just fucking say it." but I just kept walking, with my mouth hanging open a bit.

After we've passed eachother, we look over our shoulders for about 5 seconds, she smiles (She's got the cutest smile) and walks on. I stood there for a few seconds, realising that I had just lost the perfect oppertunity, there was a pidgeon next to me, I kicked it in frustration, and let out a silent growl (don't ask me how that's possible, I was just that frustrated) I felt like punching myself until I coughed up my guts.

I spent, and am currently spending the rest of today mentally beating myself up at being such a fucking pussy.

And there you have it."

I BET YOU GET LAID ALL THE TIME, YOU HANDSOME 12 YEAR OLD.

:I'm in a bad mood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 17:52:12


At 11/16/07 08:33 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: Get the fuck out of the metal hell. As a horseman, I ban you.

I ban you. Bumhole.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-16 17:53:23


LOL! Severed Crotch Finally Made a Video!

(Severed Crotch is an Icelandic Technical Death metal band, I saw them live once, the Singer called me and my friend cool)

Check It, Iceland ftw.


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