At 11/16/07 03:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Thank you, I will. And maybe then I'll go have sex with some girls while you're statistic-gathering.
"From: Centurion-Ryan
Sent: 10/31/07 10:40
Subject: Teh Problum
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Alright, I'll tell you. As lame as it may sound, and as much of a winge as I may sound.
Right, it was about twenty minutes until my brother got out of school, I was in the park with my grandad, there were these two chicks on a bench who wouldn't stop staring at me, which made me sort of uncomfortable, I smiled in their direction and then they started giggling. They weren't that good looking, and I knew one of them from Primary School. So, I just kept walking, quite a good distance away from my Grandad, mind you. There was a huge flock of pigeons in the middle of the road.
I was looking for conkers (Chestnuts, whatever you Icelanders call them) so I didn't notice her that much until the birds started flying everywhere, I looked around, and I saw her.
Atlanta Surgenor (We know eachother, but not well), just about the prettiest girl I'd ever met, her hair was swept over one eye, she was wearing a stripey top, and jeans and trainers, (just about what every kid wears in this country). I just stood there with my mouth open, I wanted to say hi to her, but I figured I should get closer first.
I didn't have much time, I just walked opposite her on her right side, we were still a few metres away from eachother, she looks at me, and I look at her, we keep walking, there was a pain in the back of my head, like somebody taking a hammer to me, and a voice saying "Just say it. Just fucking say it." but I just kept walking, with my mouth hanging open a bit.
After we've passed eachother, we look over our shoulders for about 5 seconds, she smiles (She's got the cutest smile) and walks on. I stood there for a few seconds, realising that I had just lost the perfect oppertunity, there was a pidgeon next to me, I kicked it in frustration, and let out a silent growl (don't ask me how that's possible, I was just that frustrated) I felt like punching myself until I coughed up my guts.
I spent, and am currently spending the rest of today mentally beating myself up at being such a fucking pussy.
And there you have it."
I BET YOU GET LAID ALL THE TIME, YOU HANDSOME 12 YEAR OLD.
:I'm in a bad mood.