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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 17:44:29


At 11/4/07 05:36 PM, Charon wrote:
At 11/4/07 05:17 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Shit.

Nobody told me commiting suicide was so fucking hard. I shit you not. I had no idea that the human face could spend about 2 minutes submerged underwater.
you need to over-ride your body's natural reaction to hold you breath and take in a lung full of water drowning is up their with burning to death as the worst way to die, imo

Yeah well, as it turns out. my mum IS getting me some shirts and NOT banning metal/guitar (Which, along with another thing, are the two sole reasons of my existance) and also going to try to stop hitting me.

Also, I'd say the worst way to die is being eaten by beetles.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 17:45:59


At 11/4/07 05:13 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Around here they sell Myrkgrav in regular record stores. Norway is awesome for buying metal albums.

Damn your awesome country.

I WANTS MYRKGRAV!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 17:54:57


Suicide is such an absolutely cowardly way out.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 17:57:46


At 11/4/07 05:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Also, I'd say the worst way to die is being eaten by beetles.

Run.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:03:12


At 11/4/07 11:49 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Columbia

Damn, I'm < 20 miles southwest. Montclair State University in Jersey. Columbia is a fantastic school, so good job! Almost considered them for Creative Writing, but decided against it. Still, an excellent place.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:15:42


At 11/4/07 05:30 PM, Rokuro wrote: What the fuck is with everyone in this club trying to fucking kill themselves?

cause apparently its metal. Just look at rotten.com

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:17:08


IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM OUR DARK LORD AND MASTER, GOATCHRIST:
My motherboard is STILL fucked. I can't access NG because it uses too many resources and makes my computer overheat and crash .


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:18:32


woot! new Agalloch album being made!

At 11/4/07 06:11 PM, Nithalahk wrote: the only thing you can find locally in America is freakin' Avenged Sevenfold and Atreyu.

not true. My local FYE has a decent selection. I've found Orange Goblin, Dream Theater, Agalloch, Liquid Tension Experiment, Stratovarius, Helloween, Sleep, Celtic Frost, Angra, Symphony X, and more there. Hell, I've even found Zandelle there. That shocked me.

But it's still not good enough for me. I can't even find everything I want on Amazon. If I could, I'd order Otyg, Odroerir, Myrkgrav, etc. I also wish I could find Fleurety's last album online.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:23:43


So I started listening to Ayreon, do you guys like them?


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:24:48


At 11/4/07 05:54 PM, 0peth wrote: Suicide is such an absolutely cowardly way out.

agreed, and also very selfish

and that sucks about GC not being able to get on :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 18:27:20


At 11/4/07 06:23 PM, smc316 wrote: So I started listening to Ayreon, do you guys like them?

ah i love'em, which album did you get?... i have The Human Equation or The Universal Migrator

sorry for double post :|


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:14:47



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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:19:48


Who fucked my ass? HUH?

Damn, I couldn't think of anything witty to say, GUESS I BETTER JUST SHUCK AND JIVE!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:22:37


At 11/4/07 07:19 PM, notkylexthexpostman wrote: Who fucked my ass? HUH?

Damn, I couldn't think of anything witty to say, GUESS I BETTER JUST SHUCK AND JIVE!

Double post.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:35:51


At 11/4/07 07:22 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:
At 11/4/07 07:19 PM, notkylexthexpostman wrote: Who fucked my ass? HUH?

Damn, I couldn't think of anything witty to say, GUESS I BETTER JUST SHUCK AND JIVE!
Double post.

I was talking to kiddi. I told him about how awesome boobs were.

Then he was like "Ok Im gone"

Then he signed off. WTF you dont sign off when you are talking to someone about tits. Thats like breaking the code :(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:39:38


At 11/4/07 06:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: woot! new Agalloch album being made!

ooo yeah! just an ep tho isnt it? ah well, virtually everything they create is fucking awesome anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:41:21


At 11/4/07 07:39 PM, mrdurgan wrote:
At 11/4/07 06:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: woot! new Agalloch album being made!
ooo yeah! just an ep tho isnt it? ah well, virtually everything they create is fucking awesome anyway.

The mantle ftw.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 19:57:06


At 11/4/07 07:39 PM, mrdurgan wrote:
At 11/4/07 06:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: woot! new Agalloch album being made!
ooo yeah! just an ep tho isnt it? ah well, virtually everything they create is fucking awesome anyway.

I think they're doing a full length called Scluptured and an EP called White.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 20:00:41


At 11/4/07 07:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/4/07 07:39 PM, mrdurgan wrote:
At 11/4/07 06:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: woot! new Agalloch album being made!
ooo yeah! just an ep tho isnt it? ah well, virtually everything they create is fucking awesome anyway.
I think they're doing a full length called Scluptured and an EP called White.

ahh. even better then


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-04 23:16:20


So my friend Russel was at a friends house and he put in a burned CD into her stereo. The song, he says, started out with "a folky mandolin and piano playing. it was soft you know, but still gnarly, like it had a heavy down beat and stuff." then it turned to metal. He didn't remember the CD's label very well (it said something like "ascent") so he texted her, and she said it was Ascendency or something like that. I checked metal-archives, and the two artists named "ascendency" weren't folk metal or anything, one was black and one was death. Also we weren't able to find the artist or anything related (the closest thing we got to was a trivium album called Ascendency, blech).

Do you guys have any idea what he listened to?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 01:51:13


At 11/4/07 07:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/4/07 07:39 PM, mrdurgan wrote:
At 11/4/07 06:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: woot! new Agalloch album being made!
ooo yeah! just an ep tho isnt it? ah well, virtually everything they create is fucking awesome anyway.
I think they're doing a full length called Scluptured and an EP called White.

2 releases? Win!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 05:13:26


Must...ilegally download...Nightwish.

Also, it has come to my attention that DragonForce really aren't that bad live. It has also come to my attention that listening to Jordan about 6 consecutive times makes you feel like the worst guitarist in the world.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 06:37:42


At 11/5/07 05:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Must...ilegally download...Nightwish.

Also, it has come to my attention that DragonForce really aren't that bad live. It has also come to my attention that listening to Jordan about 6 consecutive times makes you feel like the worst guitarist in the world.

no ignore the urge to download nightwish get some therion instead :P

and dragonforce are not that great live, they arent awful but the vocalist is as weak as poo and is often drowned out or sounds generally bad when compared to firewinds vocalist (who were supporting along with All That Remains) also they didnt get the setup right (or just turned it up really loud) and there was an annoying wobble on the vocals at high pitch moments and the same with the guitars


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 07:11:22


Fuck yes!!
Immortal have announced there Australia/New Zealand Tour!
They'll be coming near me in March '08.
Gawd... I hope they are All Ages. If not I'll have to somehow get a fake ID...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 08:03:08


At 11/5/07 05:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Also, it has come to my attention that DragonForce really aren't that bad live.

No, they really are.
Have you even seen them live?

It has also come to my attention that listening to Jordan about 6 consecutive times makes you feel like the worst guitarist in the world.

Buckethead has far better songs.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 08:14:22


At 11/5/07 08:03 AM, Nev wrote:
At 11/5/07 05:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Also, it has come to my attention that DragonForce really aren't that bad live.
No, they really are.
Have you even seen them live?

Just once. If they switched gear after every 2 or so songs, they'd probably sound better.


It has also come to my attention that listening to Jordan about 6 consecutive times makes you feel like the worst guitarist in the world.
Buckethead has far better songs.

But he hasn't got faster. (Nor has anyone else, to the best of my knowledge)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 09:03:31


Can anyone tell me what Genre this band would fall under This Band.

I'm not sure if it's Thrash Metal, Straight Edge Hardcore or Nu-Metal-ish/Metalcore.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 09:06:10


Whoa.

If you haven't already, listen to the Cannibal Corpse cover of Metallica's No Remorse. Fucking insane.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 09:23:53


At 11/4/07 04:02 PM, notkylexthexpostman wrote: That turtle is hella metal. We were taking care of a dog that weekend and the dog LOVES Wintersun.

I luhh those animals. <3

Hey, my budgie headbangs to Iron Maiden and detests Slipknot. :D

At 11/4/07 05:30 PM, Rokuro wrote: What the fuck is with everyone in this club trying to fucking kill themselves?

Yeah. :( All this talk about suicide is pathetic.

At 11/5/07 09:06 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: If you haven't already, listen to the Cannibal Corpse cover of Metallica's No Remorse. Fucking insane.

I already have listened to it and wasn't impressed.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-05 11:05:53


At 11/5/07 08:14 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Just once. If they switched gear after every 2 or so songs, they'd probably sound better.

They're horrible most of the time, according to some concert-goers. Look up their Graspop 2006 appearance on YouTube. You can see how horrible they play sometimes.

It has also come to my attention that listening to Jordan about 6 consecutive times makes you feel like the worst guitarist in the world.
But he hasn't got faster. (Nor has anyone else, to the best of my knowledge)

A few songs are a bit faster. Machete Mirage on Bucketheadland Vol. 2 is just as fast, if not faster.
A few others too: John Merrick - Elephant Man Bones Explosion, Soothsayer, A couple songs from his Cuckoo Clocks of Hell album, Nottingham Lace and Botnus from what I've heard.


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