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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 07:46:09


At 11/2/07 07:39 AM, IrishGun wrote:

Does EVERYONE in here think I'm his alt?

Nah, Not me anymore, You have WAY too god grammar to be 9 though, I think.
Only one way to find out.....

I'll find a spell in the Necronomicon.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 09:43:43


At 11/2/07 06:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Beowulf will be bettar than 300,Because while 300 was about some fucking weak spartan fucks, And Sucked, Beowulf Is about Vikings, Metal.

Not every movie with vikings is good. Look at Pathfinder. Terrible movie.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 10:03:39


At 11/1/07 04:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Holy shit, I am so depressed.
I am so going to kill myself.
Agh, My parents suck.

It sucks what happened to you there, but taking that many cans I thought went too far, especially what your parents are like with alcohol.

At 11/1/07 04:42 PM, Rokuro wrote: Also, I miss Nev

Me too, because I can't make fun of him right now. :P

At 11/2/07 07:39 AM, IrishGun wrote: Does EVERYONE in here think I'm his alt?

You ARE his alt!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 10:52:33


At 11/2/07 09:43 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Not every movie with vikings is good. Look at Pathfinder. Terrible movie.

yeah, it sucked, but it was fun to watch. chop slash stab!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 11:40:00


I don't have too high a hope for Beowulf. CG or not, I think it will either be great or tank miserably. The acting talent is there, but I know so little about the director or producer that its hard for me to be enthusiastic. It isn't like Peter Jackson is making this film.

Sweeney Todd, on the other hand, I am excited about. No matter what the damn pureist say, I think that movie is going to rock some socks. If you don't know about it, it is possibly one of the coolest musicals ever.

Also, Spartans weren't that weak at all. As a fan of mythology in general (though I do prefer Norse mythology, Greek, and Roman by extension, is also fascinating because of its pertinence throughout history) you can't hate on the Greek and Italian mythology. Spartans trained hard and were very good at killing. You have to respect that.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 12:19:34


Braveheart.

I think that is the only movie that even remotely revolves around anyone of any small percentage of Celtic descent. Probably because Celts don't strike many people as memorable. Vikings, on the other hand, have whored themselves out more than Metallica and Nintendo combined.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 12:36:02


At 11/2/07 12:28 PM, Rokuro wrote:
At 11/2/07 12:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Braveheart.

I think that is the only movie that even remotely revolves around anyone of any small percentage of Celtic descent. Probably because Celts don't strike many people as memorable. Vikings, on the other hand, have whored themselves out more than Metallica and Nintendo combined.
Curse you, Led Zeppelin.

What I would actually like to see is a good stereotypical Viking movie in this age. Like these 10 foot blonde and red headed muscular beasts with axes that could chop a house in half, all rowing on a boat to go fight an epic fucking battle against some other force, or to just brutally rape and pillage.

You're thinking too small.

What we need is an example of what happened when the Vikings landed in Ireland, wanted to sex up the Celtic women and prove how weak the men were. However, this ended in the Viking women being raped and having their tounges cut out. (That last bit actually happened to the Roman women in Gaul) Axes and swords are thrown at the Celts, impale them, and are thrown back at the Vikings (again, that last bit actually happened when the Celts fought the Greeks)

And you know what? Historical accuracy be damned. (For example, the Vikings never engaged the Celts on a full scale conflict, just a few costal battles here and there, and the fact that Women were never taken on Longboats)

Somwthing that shows the ferocity of the (severely underrated) Celts. With a Mael Mórdha and Waylander soundtrack to metal things up a bit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 12:38:27


At 11/2/07 12:07 PM, Rokuro wrote:
It was that bad huh? I thought it looked terrible,

It was more about the indians being dumb as fuck. And none of the vikings knew how to fight except the one who was raised by the indians for some dumb reason.
They were all slow and clumsy vikings with very few redeeming scenes.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:00:24


At 11/2/07 12:45 PM, Rokuro wrote: .That's where you got it, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?!

Nope. Fatboy made my sig. Iunno if he got it from there, but I think it was just coincidence of wanting to collab shit I lurved.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:05:11


At 11/2/07 01:00 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 11/2/07 12:45 PM, Rokuro wrote: .That's where you got it, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?!
Nope. Fatboy made my sig. Iunno if he got it from there, but I think it was just coincidence of wanting to collab shit I lurved.

THIS IS CORRECT. I'm a fan of the movie but I don't remember that song being in it.

As an aside, come next April i'm going to be an uncle, so i've been looking up baby sized black clothing that I can put band patches onto.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:15:09


1) Decapitated's drummer died, apparently.
2) Isn't that "favorite things" thing from the Sound of Music?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:20:55


At 11/2/07 01:15 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: 1) Decapitated's drummer died, apparently.

Tech death has taken a severe blow.

2) Isn't that "favorite things" thing from the Sound of Music?

Does it matter where something comes from if it makes you chuckle every time you see it?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:29:38


At 11/2/07 10:03 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 11/2/07 07:39 AM, IrishGun wrote: Does EVERYONE in here think I'm his alt?
You ARE his alt!

NO U!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 13:33:24


At 11/2/07 01:15 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: 1) Decapitated's drummer died, apparently.

"On October 29th 2007, whilst travelling to a show in Gomel, Belarus, the band were involved in an automobile accident. Their tour bus collided with a truck carrying wood, injuring Vitek and Covan seriously. They were put in intensive care at a local hospital in Novozybkov, Russia. The bus was said to be 'beyond repair' following the crash, an indication of the seriousness of the collision. On November 1, 2007, the family of Covan released a statement that said that Covan's condition was improving, but Vitek's condition was not. The following day, the Polish Internet Portal website Onet.pl released a statement that said Vitek underwent trepanation to try and relieve some of the pressure exerted on his brain. On November 2, 2007, Witold ``Vitek`` Kieltyka was declared dead due to injuries sustained from the car accident."

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 14:20:40


At 11/2/07 12:07 PM, Rokuro wrote: I think Daniel Craig is in it.

Daniel Craig is cool. Layer Cake was a great movie.

At 11/2/07 12:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Braveheart.

I think that is the only movie that even remotely revolves around anyone of any small percentage of Celtic descent.

What about Rob Roy, damnit?! That was a great movie (as was Braveheart). And Michael fucking Collins! What about that movie?!

At 11/2/07 01:20 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
2) Isn't that "favorite things" thing from the Sound of Music?

yeah. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens etc.

At 11/2/07 12:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Vikings, on the other hand, have whored themselves out more than Metallica and Nintendo combined.

I know of plenty of viking-related music, but I don't know of too many viking-realted movies. There was the 13th Warrior (which was awesome) and Pathfinder and....uh...hmm....

We needs moar vikings and celts in the media.

I hope Viking: the Battle for Asgard is a fun game. I'm looking forward to its release. Also, I wish Rune: the Viking Warlord worked on my PS2. damn CD-ROM format games not wroking.

I want to play Unreal Tournament and Oni again, but my PS2 has to flip out and make crazy sounds every time I put a CD-ROM format game in there. It sounds like a camel being sodomized with a rusty pipe.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 14:51:40


Rest in Peace,
Witold Kieltyka

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 15:12:16


At 11/2/07 01:15 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: 1) Decapitated's drummer died, apparently.

Damn it.

I saw them live only a few months ago, too.

Here's a pic I took of Covan headbanging during the beginning of Decapitated's set at Summer Slaughter on July 8th of this year (unfortunately, Vitek can't be seen in this pic). I hope he doesn't go next.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 15:41:41


At 11/2/07 01:29 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: NO U!

Is it your plan to make them think it even more?

At 11/2/07 03:12 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Here's a pic I took of Covan headbanging during the beginning of Decapitated's set at Summer Slaughter on July 8th of this year (unfortunately, Vitek can't be seen in this pic). I hope he doesn't go next.

Looks Azn to me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 15:49:49


Damn it!
First Paul Raven died, And Now this?!
This is turning out to be a horrible year for metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 17:19:27


Just heard of Vitek's death. Shit that sucks.

He was only 23.

*LIGHTSACANDLE.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 17:24:01


VTECK JUST KICKED IN YO.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 17:50:25


Right, I'm trying to right a death song about Immortality (because I just learned how to growl properly :D ) but for some reason, the lyrics I come up with are a steaming pile of shite. Halp?

Also, these are the albums I'm getting for Christmas (not neccessarily Metal, mind you)
Axel Rudi Pell-Diamonds Unlocked
Axel Rudi Pell-Oceans of Time
Axel Rudi Pell-Magic
Axel Rudi Pell-Between the Walls
Metallica-And Justice for All
Metallica-The Black Album
Metallica-St. Anger
Metallica-S&M
Nightwish-Dark Passion Play
Avenged Sevenfold-Avenged Sevenfold
Trivium-Ember to Inferno

I would add Dio, Die Apokalyptischen Reiter and Megadeth, but seeing as how I'm getting about 10 really expensive games, a lot of shirts and dogtags and stuff, as well as an HDTV and probably about 500 things I never asked for(That happens a lot), I'm probably getting a few hundred quid spent on me, and adding additional albums would only hurt my chances of getting something.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 18:46:15


At 11/2/07 06:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Beowulf will be bettar than 300,Because while 300 was about some fucking weak spartan fucks, And Sucked, Beowulf Is about Vikings, Metal.

What is your fucking problem with Greeks?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 18:47:56


At 11/2/07 06:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/2/07 06:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Beowulf will be bettar than 300,Because while 300 was about some fucking weak spartan fucks, And Sucked, Beowulf Is about Vikings, Metal.
What is your fucking problem with Greeks?

Get on AIM....

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 18:49:11


At 11/2/07 05:50 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Right, I'm trying to right a death song about Immortality (because I just learned how to growl properly :D ) but for some reason, the lyrics I come up with are a steaming pile of shite. Halp?

Ughh...

I will stand, Throughout the chaos
I Am born, Await no Death.
Impervious, To the Aeons,
I shall swallow the earth.

IMMORTAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

blah blah blah continue from there or something.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 18:57:29


At 11/2/07 06:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/2/07 06:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Beowulf will be bettar than 300,Because while 300 was about some fucking weak spartan fucks, And Sucked, Beowulf Is about Vikings, Metal.
What is your fucking problem with Greeks?

Anarchy > Democracy, that's what!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 19:01:10


At 11/2/07 06:49 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/2/07 05:50 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Right, I'm trying to right a death song about Immortality (because I just learned how to growl properly :D ) but for some reason, the lyrics I come up with are a steaming pile of shite. Halp?
Ughh...

I will stand, Throughout the chaos
I Am born, Await no Death.
Impervious, To the Aeons,
I shall swallow the earth.

IMMORTAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

blah blah blah continue from there or something.

...That's legally mine now.

At 11/2/07 06:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/2/07 06:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Beowulf will be bettar than 300,Because while 300 was about some fucking weak spartan fucks, And Sucked, Beowulf Is about Vikings, Metal.
What is your fucking problem with Greeks?
Anarchy > Democracy, that's what!

As far as I know, just about every Democrat was a bloodthirsty tyrant in Greek times, and all the anarchists were swiftly slaughtered. Shit, in Athens it was a crime to be idle at one point.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 19:07:24


At 11/2/07 06:57 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Anarchy > Democracy, that's what!

Why do I fucking put up with you?

Let's have an experiment. We'll try to get a country to survive ONE month with complete anarchy, and I want to see exactly what will happen. I can make a hypothesis now, it'll end up like Darfur, that's what.

Teenagers suck.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 19:09:59


At 11/2/07 07:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/2/07 06:57 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Anarchy > Democracy, that's what!
Why do I fucking put up with you?

Let's have an experiment. We'll try to get a country to survive ONE month with complete anarchy, and I want to see exactly what will happen. I can make a hypothesis now, it'll end up like Darfur, that's what.

Teenagers suck.

PFFT!
The Country with Democracy would just get totally Pwned by Trolls.
;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-02 19:13:52


At 11/2/07 07:09 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/2/07 07:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/2/07 06:57 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Anarchy > Democracy, that's what!
Why do I fucking put up with you?

Let's have an experiment. We'll try to get a country to survive ONE month with complete anarchy, and I want to see exactly what will happen. I can make a hypothesis now, it'll end up like Darfur, that's what.

Teenagers suck.
PFFT!
The Country with Democracy

You mean most of them?

would just get totally Pwned by Trolls.

Where as an anarchist country would probably make some cheap ass nuclear devices and blow themselves to hell.


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