At 11/1/07 04:15 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/1/07 04:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Holy shit, I am so depressed.
I am so going to kill myself.
Agh, My parents suck.
How about you explain your situation rather than just complaining to us about it.
Ok.
So, Me, All of my friends, and Some of the hottest girls ever, Were going to get FUCKING TOTALLY wasted this weekend, My friend's parents are away for like a week, And we were going to be drunk night and day for Friday, Saturday, And Sunday, I had like 4 girls that were just BEGGING to Have sex with me in that party, literally.
The Party was supposed to be an epic celebration of this guy called Daníel visiting Eskifjörður.
He is a Friend of mine, That everyone has missed SO much since he moved away.
So, We had a "Bring Booze" policy for strangers to get in, My friend lives far away from anyone and thus has no Neighbours, in that sense, So we could be as fucking loud as we wanted, We brought seriously the biggest Speakers you've ever seen, And a SICK sound system, Me, Daníel, And Árni (The host) we responsible for this party, And I was going to sleep over at his place not to get busted dr0kn.
It's seriously what everyone has been talking about for a while, Ever since word got out that Daníel was coming.
In my own foolishness, I decided to bring some moar booze, We had seriously almost run the Liquor store out of booze, Because everyone got their older brothers or something to get booze from there, And my older brother was at work at the moment.
But then I thought....
"Wait, My parents are teh biggest drunks evar, I can just steal some from them."
And I did, They have like THREE Wine cabinets, always fucking loaded with the most exquisite liquor on the face of the Earth, Fine wines, Strong booze, ANYTHING you can mention, Even Absinthe XD
I took 5 bottles of hard booze, and put 'em in my backpack.
I also went out and took some beer, THIRTY FOUR cans, Since they buy a 24-pack everytime we go shopping, Along with some more. BIG MISTAKE.
...Me And my friend Matti hid the beer in my Yard, And The rest under my bed.
And then just headed over to his house to Play some Counter-strike, And Just chill, Since all the preparation I had to do for now was finished.ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE.
.....Now, I'm a pretty good kid, I have only been drunk once before, And I don't do drugs, Sure, I Might have smoked alot (I've quit now I promise)
....And maybe had a bit too much secks for my age, But I've still Always gotten good grades, And Behaved well in school and been nice to my siblings etc.
So, Basically, I'm at Matti's house, When his phone rings.
It's my Mom.
She is FUCKING PISSED and is just screaming in the phone, She asks me, "WHERE IS MY FUCKING BEER?" And other various screaming that doesn't really matter, So, Being a good kid, I Tell her where I hid the beer, (Which dad had appearantly JUST bought), And she says "You're in big trouble mister".
.....Then she hangs up.
I am shaking from fear because she called from my phone, And I had a pic of the booze as my wallpaper, That Matti took.
Ok, A while passes, And the phone rings again., It's my mom Again, And she gets straight to buisness.
"YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BEER, AND I KNOW ABOUT THE REST TOO,IF YOU DON'T COME HERE WITHIN 15 MINUTES WITH MY FUCKING BOOZE, I'LL CALL THE POLICE."
(She obviously going to notice because She, And my Stepdad, Are Fucking drunks.)
I argued with her that it was in our yard, And that I didn't have it, I even gave her instructions on where to find it, And said that I was sorry.
She says that I better start running home with ALL her booze now,or She'll slit my throat in my sleep.
Unwilling to upset my mom, I run home, And Give her all the booze back.
She screams at me for like an hour, Without me replying at all, in respect/fear of her rage.
until she asks "What the fuck were you going to do with this, Sell it to your friends, Or to strangers?"
I replied, In honesty, that I was going to use it in a party, not telling her where, when, or with Whom.
Of course, She insisted further information, By Slapping me across the face.
I told her where, and when , And with whom, once she was finished trying to beat me, But she is very weak, But I didn't mean to upset her.
Now.
She picks up the phone.
And calls the cops.
They go to my friends house, Take all of the booze, And all the stuff for the party, Along with getting my friend's Parents Back.
She then called all of my friend's parents, The school, And all that shit, And Got all my friends in trouble, and we will be lectured and shit tomorrow about drinking and shit.
Now all of my friends hate me because they blame me, And I literally don't have any friends.
All the girls are gone.
All my friends are gone.
My reputation is RUINED.
I'm not allowed to go anywhere else than School and home for a week.
And my parents know I drink, And my Parents are VERY hard on Drinking, They have never allowed me to have even a SMALL sip of ANYTHING alcoholic, EVER, And
....After all the heat was down,And my mom was finished with yelling at me some moar, I went into my room And Got a little depressed and shit for a while, Slit my wrists, And Tried to hang myself with some guitar cord.
The wound got so infected it shut immediately ( I used some lousy Knife), And The cord eventually broke from my weight.
I am seriously so fucked, The only thing I can do Is sit on the PC, go to school, And play my guitar, And If it weren't for the last, I'd be LONG dead already.
I am seriously SO close from slipping, And I am going to Shoot myself in the face with a shotgun if I do, Which I HOPE will work, Because the wound would be too much to live with.
So yeah.