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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 01:27:17


At 10/19/07 01:02 AM, Rokuro wrote:

:I realize I was such a dumbass to not recognize their talent and stuffs.

That's what pisses me off about that band. Every one of their wanker fans (not a reference to you, Rokuro) are like "OMFG, THEY ARE TEH BESTEST MUSICIANS EVAR!!!". As far as I know (and I don't listen to them frequently) every member of that band is a Berkley graduate. They damn well better be talented musicians, if nothing else.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 02:44:04


YAY! Amon Amarth have announced there Aussie tour ' Wrath of the Norseman"
Though they're being homos about it but not announcing the U18's venue yet >=(
It going to be on 9th January as far as I know unless they have to change it when they select a venue.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 03:50:57


At 10/18/07 07:52 PM, Nev wrote: 'I delete all non-Metal >:(!'

You don't get it. I deleted my System of a Down because I STOPPED LIKING THEM, therefore my entire discography just happened to be metal. I didn't delete them because I delete all non-metal to be cool.

At 10/19/07 01:27 AM, X-Imperium-X wrote: That's what pisses me off about that band. Every one of their wanker fans (not a reference to you, Rokuro) are like "OMFG, THEY ARE TEH BESTEST MUSICIANS EVAR!!!". As far as I know (and I don't listen to them frequently) every member of that band is a Berkley graduate. They damn well better be talented musicians, if nothing else.

Mike Portnoy is an excellent drummer, LaBrie is the god of vocal chords, Petrucci is a pretty good guitarist, Myung is a very good bass player, and fuck Jordan Rudess, Kevin Moore was their best keyboard player. They're a super group of brilliant musicians, and make brilliant music.

I'm not a wanker.

At 10/19/07 02:44 AM, Oppugnant wrote: YAY! Amon Amarth have announced there Aussie tour ' Wrath of the Norseman"
Though they're being homos about it but not announcing the U18's venue yet >=(
It going to be on 9th January as far as I know unless they have to change it when they select a venue.
commence jealousy.

...............

I'm not going.

And my name's PenisClown, I beat you all in the ghey department.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 05:42:46


Symphony X - The Serpent's Kiss

Sucked ass. Gay ass whispered vocals + pantera groove + meshuggah offbeat-timing = not my thing.

Nocturnal Rites - Still Alive

Disappointing. While I liked some of their earlier stuff (Eyes of the Dead, Facelesss God) this sucked. Gayer vocals than before, less emphasis on riffs and good songwriting. Lame.

Dream Theater - Constant Motion

This is supposed to be progressive metal? Sorry, I've heard better in the genre and I guess LaBrie's vocals will always suck.

Sorry guys, that's what I have been checking out these days without overstretching my shitty download limit and all of those have been a waste so far.

Next things on my check-out list:

Persuader
Axenstar
Rage

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 08:02:40


At 10/19/07 05:42 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Dream Theater - Constant Motion

This is supposed to be progressive metal? Sorry, I've heard better in the genre and I guess LaBrie's vocals will always suck.

That's just a shit song. Try 6:00 or The Mirror.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 08:23:16


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 08:41:49


At 10/18/07 05:06 PM, IrishGun wrote: Dammit, how could I forget that I listen to all those?!

Hahahahaha!

At 10/18/07 07:52 PM, Nev wrote: All the kids in this place really fancy themselves as Metal don't they :P?

I'm so glad I don't try so hard to be 100% metal. Trying to be like that is completely stupid.

At 10/19/07 01:02 AM, Rokuro wrote: Also, I'm starting to like Dream Theatre. :p
A band I used to hate for being so slow and drawn out, I realize I was such a dumbass to not recognize their talent and stuffs.

That's awesome! Also, I did hate them at first, but then found some really awesome songs of theirs and then liked them. :D Also, theater, not theatre. :P

At 10/19/07 08:02 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 10/19/07 05:42 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Dream Theater - Constant Motion

This is supposed to be progressive metal? Sorry, I've heard better in the genre and I guess LaBrie's vocals will always suck.
That's just a shit song. Try 6:00 or The Mirror.

It's not shit. It just has a few flaws in it, most especially Portnoy's annoying back vocals.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 09:46:21


At 10/19/07 03:50 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Mike Portnoy is an excellent drummer, LaBrie is the god of vocal chords, Petrucci is a pretty good guitarist, Myung is a very good bass player, and fuck Jordan Rudess, Kevin Moore was their best keyboard player. They're a super group of brilliant musicians, and make brilliant music.

I'm not a wanker.

Albeit a trivial matter of opinion, their music is far from brilliant. Its technically sound, and it is constructed well, but it lacks dimension in many areas that may not be musicianship. They have always, always failed to move me or show me something more provocative than a bunch of musical-instrument-wankery that anyone with that caliber of instruction should be able to perform.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 10:54:07


At 10/19/07 08:23 AM, Vengeance wrote: Request to join.

OMG UR IN :))))))))))

Also,
HERE NOW


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 11:27:38


At 10/19/07 10:54 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 10/19/07 08:23 AM, Vengeance wrote: Request to join.
OMG UR IN :))))))))))

No he's not.

Now, he is.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 12:16:58


At 10/19/07 11:27 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: No he's not.

Now, he is.

NU MEMBAR :D :D :D :D

At 10/19/07 05:42 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Symphony X - The Serpent's Kiss

Sucked ass.

Shame, really.

At 10/19/07 08:41 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 10/18/07 05:06 PM, IrishGun wrote: Dammit, how could I forget that I listen to all those?!
Hahahahaha!

Dun to be laughin' at meh.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 12:40:09


At 10/19/07 12:23 PM, Rokuro wrote: We're black metal.... we are more trendy and cliche than those scene kids...

Erm, black metal is the greatest form of music in existence. So shutup.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 13:14:08


At 10/19/07 12:40 PM, PenisClown wrote:
At 10/19/07 12:23 PM, Rokuro wrote: We're black metal.... we are more trendy and cliche than those scene kids...
Erm, black metal is the greatest form of music in existence. So shutup.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 13:47:32


At 10/19/07 12:40 PM, PenisClown wrote:
At 10/19/07 12:23 PM, Rokuro wrote: We're black metal.... we are more trendy and cliche than those scene kids...
Erm, black metal is the greatest form of music in existence. So shutup.

Black = Okness.

And now I have started arguments.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 13:57:25


HOLY SHIT!!!! I just heard that Nile's coming someday on february 2008!! :D <3


Music Is Like An Apple...Nobody Likes The Core

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 13:59:04


At 10/19/07 01:57 PM, ZeR0-DaY wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!! I just heard that Nile's coming someday on february 2008!! :D <3

Why is everything great happening in February?!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 14:01:31


The overt, whiny hatred towards black metal in here is absurd.

PenisClown's proud defense of the genre is absurd.

Yes, we have our metal tastes, but we shouldn't be riding on the "OMG POWER METUHLZ IS TAH GAY" or "BLACK METUHLZ IS DA GREATEST AND ONLY G00D GENRE EVAR" bandwagons.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 14:06:28


At 10/19/07 02:01 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Yes, we have our metal tastes, but we shouldn't be riding on the "OMG POWER METUHLZ IS TAH GAY" or "BLACK METUHLZ IS DA GREATEST AND ONLY G00D GENRE EVAR" bandwagons.

OMG BLAK METUHLZ IS TAH GAY
POWER METUHLZ IS DA GREATEST AND ONLY G00D GENRE EVAR

I'm twisting your words. :)

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 16:09:32


At 10/19/07 05:42 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Symphony X - The Serpent's Kiss

Sucked ass. Gay ass whispered vocals + pantera groove + meshuggah offbeat-timing = not my thing.

Please die. I beg of you. It will only bring joy to the world and all its inhabitants.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 16:19:24


Can somebody recommend me some Sludge/Stoner metal and some Brutal Death metal? They're the only two metal genres I don't listen to.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 16:25:33


I may kick myself in the morning for saying this...But I miss Kidd.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 17:25:20


At 10/19/07 04:09 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Please die. I beg of you. It will only bring joy to the world and all its inhabitants.

Oh, how mature of you.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 17:56:18


At 10/19/07 04:09 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Please die. I beg of you. It will only bring joy to the world and all its inhabitants.

Get a life. You may be a socially inept 13 year old with nothing better to do than whine, but making some half-assed attack on the person that, right now, is producing more and better music than anyone else in this thread (myself included) is a bad idea, sarcastically or otherwise. Put up or shut up, lets see you play something better before you decide to rag on genres you can't even handle.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 17:56:50


At 10/19/07 04:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Can somebody recommend me some Sludge/Stoner metal and some Brutal Death metal? They're the only two metal genres I don't listen to.

Stoner and Sludge-Not gonna happen. :|
Brutal Death Metal-I suppose you've heard of DethKlok? (Well, one of their genres is Brutal Death.)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:00:40


At 10/19/07 04:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Can somebody recommend me some Sludge/Stoner metal and some Brutal Death metal? They're the only two metal genres I don't listen to.

Electric Wizard
Grand Magus
Orange Goblin

Wormed
Goratory
Beheaded
Benighted

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:02:44


At 10/19/07 05:56 PM, IrishGun wrote:
Stoner and Sludge-Not gonna happen. :|
Brutal Death Metal-I suppose you've heard of DethKlok? (Well, one of their genres is Brutal Death.)

Not to post whore, but I forgot to address the post in my earlier.

Stoner: Stoner isn't a real genre, in my opinion (Ghoul's might differ, however ; ) ). Sludge, check out earlier Isis, that's a good intro. Just look sludge up on metal-archives under "genre", you'll find something.

Brutal Death Metal: ten million bands in this, and many, many are better than Dethplop. My favorites: Necrophagist, Cephalic Carnage, Atheist, hell, even Cannibal Corpse (brutal enough for me), Deicide, Laethora, shit, there are a ton. Again, check the Archives... (when they work)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:06:21


At 10/19/07 06:02 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 10/19/07 05:56 PM, IrishGun wrote: Stoner and Sludge-Not gonna happen. :|
Brutal Death Metal-I suppose you've heard of DethKlok? (Well, one of their genres is Brutal Death.)
Brutal Death Metal: ten million bands in this, and many, many are better than Dethplop.

Call them Dethkock if you're going to insult them properly. >:(

Discraceful.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:10:17


At 10/19/07 04:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote: Can somebody recommend me some Sludge/Stoner metal and some Brutal Death metal? They're the only two metal genres I don't listen to.

You want it all but you cant have it.

Its in your face but you cant grab it

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:20:07


At 10/19/07 06:06 PM, IrishGun wrote:

Call them Dethkock if you're going to insult them properly. >:(

Discraceful.

Despite your sarcasm, I watch and love the show. I just didn't think the cd was all that great. It was funny, but not that good.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-19 18:38:37


At 10/19/07 06:20 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote: I just didn't think the cd was all that great.

</3


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