Looks like you haven't fed a small mammal to a large spider then.

At 10/10/07 01:57 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Looks like you haven't fed a small mammal to a large spider then.

Now that WOULD be metal.

If Wild Wild West (as in the best Will Smith movie ever) taught me anything, it's that hornets are better then spiders. A hornet can take down a spider twice it's size, lay eggs in it's carcass and use it's remains as sustenance for it's young.

So stfu about spiders. They're inferior.

Speaking of inferior.... I was just listening to Angband, one of Ghoul's projects, and was quite suprised to find that his song "Darkness Of Hearts" totally ripped off Immortal's "The Sun No Longer Rises". He stole both lyrics and riffs from that song. And it's not a cover either, it's all pretty randomly spaced out what he stole from that song.

GHOUL IS A THEIF >:(((((((((((

Also, I just saved his life. He was having some trouble breathing so I told him to go to the hospital, but he said he couldn't drive, so I told him to ring his mother, and he did, so he went to the hospital, and the doctor said his alveoli were contracting, and he didn't know why, but he made him all better, and so Ghoul is still alive.

THANKS TO ME!

Because he TOTALLY wouldn't have gone to the hospital if I didn't tell him too.

I'm so fucking awesome.

At 10/10/07 01:18 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

I totally fucking told you like a million times you hoser.

Whaaaaa. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME SOBER OR IT DOESNT COUNT

At 10/10/07 01:57 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Looks like you haven't fed a small mammal to a large spider then.

I love watching my friend friend his snake mice. Holy shit badass.

And Ponos, stop praising yourself.

At 10/10/07 06:48 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: And Ponos, stop praising yourself.

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

At 10/10/07 03:31 AM, PenisClown wrote: GHOUL IS A THEIF >:(((((((((((

Lol, really? No miracle, it's the only worthwhile song on "Pure Holocaust".

At 10/10/07 08:07 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Lol, really? No miracle, it's the only worthwhile song on "Pure Holocaust".

It's true. He ripped off the main riff, and he wasn't covering the song or anything, he starts the vocals with, "I believe! In desecration!", and the song begins with an entirely different riff that isn't in "The Sun No Longer Rises" at all. HE IS A FUCKING THEIF AND I SHOULD HAVE LET HIM DIE!

And I think Unsilent Storms In The North Abyss is good too. I'm actually starting to appreciate that album actually, though I still agree with your review on the Metal Archives, it is forgettable. I just like it a bit more than you do. Probably because of the musicianship, and the production.

But mostly the musicianship.

And speaking of stealing, I just realised Kirk Hammet ripped off the guitar thingy at the end of Black Sabbath's "Jack The Stipper/Fairies Wear Boots", and used it for a solo in "For Whom The Bell Tolls".

And when I say ripped off, I mean it's not exactly the same, but it's pretty damn similar.

LIARS AND THEIFS, GODDAMIT

Oh yeah I forgot.... Abbath makes me lol.

At 10/9/07 03:17 PM, IrishGun wrote: Life's filled with them, Bahamut. XP

I know, but there's too many of them here. XP

At 10/9/07 05:03 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I don't have a problem with anyone being Christian. I just don't agree with their ideology.

I don't have a problem with religion at all. I only get bothered if they call the entire of heavy metal 'satanic' or something.

At 10/9/07 07:58 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Also, how do I manage to get such low compatibilities with EVERYONE from metal Hell on last.fm?

Your musical compatibility rating with RoseSOAS is:
Very Low

You share a few artists in common, including Blind Guardian, Megadeth, Ensiferum, HammerFall, and Wintersun. :(

Also, congrats on becoming a review mod.

At 10/9/07 12:51 AM, Wolfnacht wrote: And wolves aren't very metal. :P

Unicorns are way Metaller.

At 10/10/07 03:31 AM, PenisClown wrote: Also, I just saved his life. He was having some trouble breathing...

He told me that as well... cept I questioned whether or not he'd been swallowing too much cum.
I've been out common-sensed by PenisClown :(.
Sad day for me.

Also if you play the first bar of the main intro riff to The Glass Prison (Dream Theater) really fast, then you can see they ripped it off Papa Roach's 'Blood Brothers'. Or the other way around... but whatever.

At 10/10/07 09:18 AM, PenisClown wrote: And when I say ripped off, I mean it's not exactly the same, but it's pretty damn similar.

It couldn't possibly be subconscious and accidentally borrowed. See: Riff Rip-Offs. Hours of good fun, and apparently even some of the most highly respected musicians "steal" shit.

At 10/10/07 10:54 AM, Nev wrote: Unicorns are way Metaller.

Want Angra?

At 10/10/07 11:07 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Want Angra?

Ooh I forgot about that. I'll log on to AIM now.

At 10/10/07 09:18 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/10/07 08:07 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

And speaking of stealing, I just realised Kirk Hammet ripped off the guitar thingy at the end of Black Sabbath's "Jack The Stipper/Fairies Wear Boots", and used it for a solo in "For Whom The Be

is it the ending part?

At 10/10/07 11:23 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 10/10/07 09:18 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/10/07 08:07 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

And speaking of stealing, I just realised Kirk Hammet ripped off the guitar thingy at the end of Black Sabbath's "Jack The Stipper/Fairies Wear Boots", and used it for a solo in "For Whom The Be

is it the ending part?

in possibly more understanding words, which part of For Whom the Bell Tolls?

At 10/10/07 10:54 AM, Nev wrote:

At 10/9/07 12:51 AM, Wolfnacht wrote: And wolves aren't very metal. :P

Unicorns are way Metaller.

BADJERZ > UR SHITTAY WRLD.

At 10/10/07 09:38 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/9/07 03:17 PM, IrishGun wrote: Life's filled with them, Bahamut. XP

I know, but there's too many of them here. XP

Like Ryan? Or are you thinking of Nev?

At 10/9/07 11:53 PM, Hellraiser wrote: i saw Gwar. :]

Though I judge GWAR when I've only heard about...3 or 2 songs, I still prefer Lordi. <:(

At 10/10/07 11:38 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: in possibly more understanding words, which part of For Whom the Bell Tolls?

DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY

That part.

It's at the end of the solo.

He pretty much ripped it off the ENDING guitar part of Jack The Stirpper / Fairies Wear Boots.

Lol.

I just came on my studded guitar strap.

At 10/10/07 01:11 PM, PenisClown wrote: Lol.

I just came on my studded guitar strap.

You are still wearing that thing from now on?

At 10/10/07 02:04 PM, Goatchrist wrote: You are still wearing that thing from now on?

Of course! Now that it has been christened by my man juice, i'll never wear another strap again!

Can i join here? I like the classic stuff, can´t stand black or death metal.

Favorite bands-
Ratt
Poison
Dokken
Black sabbath
Def leppard
Van halen
AC/DC
Dio
Judas priest
White zombie
Cinderella
Accept

I´m sure i have more favorites, i just can´t remember any more right now.

At 10/10/07 01:11 PM, PenisClown wrote: Lol.

I just came on my studded guitar strap.

You missed my mouth. >:(

At 10/10/07 02:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Can i join here? I like the classic stuff, can´t stand black or death metal.

Holy shit, this is the first time I've seen a Glam fag try to sign up. I don't even know whether Hair bands count or not.

At 10/10/07 02:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Ratt

No.

Poison

No.

Dokken

Early Yes, later no.

Black sabbath

Yes.

Def leppard

Early Yes, later no.

Van halen

No.

AC/DC

No

Dio

Yes.

Judas priest

Yes.

White zombie

Yes.

Cinderella

No.

Accept

Yes.

You really are a borderline case man. Lots of glam rock, only a bit of oldschool metal. You might be doing better in a classic rock club, in my opinion. There are some rocks clubs here and I'm sure they'd embrace you with open arms.

At 10/10/07 02:46 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 10/10/07 02:30 PM, DeIirium wrote: Can i join here? I like the classic stuff, can´t stand black or death metal.

Sadly, this is what the club is mostly for.
Also, classic stuff isn't considered metal. Maybe the roots, but not metal.

Holy shit, this is the first time I've seen a Glam fag try to sign up. I don't even know whether Hair bands count or not.

They're mostly just hard rock bands.
"Glam fag"? Wow, way to be an asshole.

At 10/10/07 02:46 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I don't even know whether Hair bands count or not.

Heheh, of course they don't, because if they did, I'd shoot myself.

Glam isn't all bad, though.

Please don't hate me. <:(

At 10/10/07 03:09 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: "Glam fag"? Wow, way to be an asshole.

You take shit way too fucking seriously. I wasn't really making fun of him, Mr. Crusader for justice.

At 10/10/07 03:09 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Also, classic stuff isn't considered metal.

Then what's Classic Metal??!!

So I used to post here a long, looooooong time ago, such as that I don't recognize practically any of the current members (except Goatchrist). Do I have to resubmit my favorite bands again? Its such an arduous process....

Also, what bands are popular in the Hell now?