At 10/8/07 11:05 PM, Bonemill wrote: Post this on your brothers door.
Thats pretty funny
And Now the Darkness Eternal Returns to Breathe the Air of the Living.
At 10/8/07 11:43 PM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote: Thats pretty funny
He's right you know.
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You guys are wrong! Slipknot is totally metal.
And totally gay, which is why I like 'em.
At 10/8/07 06:58 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: WTF DID I DO >: (
Gtfo my number one.
Hahaha, it's weekly number one anyway, so you're not even number one anymore. Is there an overall top listeners though?
Also, Slipknot is about as metal as a wolf. :P
And wolves aren't very metal. :P
On those white cheeks, on that mouth that no longer smiles,
Tears flows in rivers,
When the world sleeps...
At 10/9/07 12:54 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Can someone please clarify for me?
Wolfnacht=Penisclown?
Yar
At 10/9/07 12:51 AM, Wolfnacht wrote:
And wolves aren't very metal. :P
WHAT..DID YOU..JUST SAY!?
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 10/9/07 12:54 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Can someone please clarify for me?
Wolfnacht=Penisclown?
Yar. I have returned to NG, but no longer want to be associated with that name, which was an immature joke I was forced into keeping by Nev, and before I became a recording artist and wanted to put my songs on the AP.
On those white cheeks, on that mouth that no longer smiles,
Tears flows in rivers,
When the world sleeps...
At 10/9/07 01:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: WHAT..DID YOU..JUST SAY!?
I shat bricks.
On those white cheeks, on that mouth that no longer smiles,
Tears flows in rivers,
When the world sleeps...
At 10/8/07 07:09 PM, smc316 wrote: My brother keeps insiting that slipknot is a heavy metal band but I keep telling him hes wrong, I need 10 people to reply to this post saying slipkot IS NOT metal in this thread. (He said if I get 10+ signatures he'll believe me.)
Sign it!
Slipknot IS NOT Metal.
Got 10 yet?
This signature makes use of various clichés and/or 'emotional' lyrics/quotes, hopefully it makes me appear deep.
At 10/9/07 03:39 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Slipknot IS NOT Metal.
Got 10 yet?
I think I do, thanks. Also that was a awesome picture!
Make war, not love.
I love that metal wolf.
The pic indeed shows that wolves = metal.
At 10/9/07 06:05 AM, Goatchrist wrote: The pic indeed shows that wolves = metal.
Wolves are not metal. They're about as metal as lions.
Lions are not metal.
On those white cheeks, on that mouth that no longer smiles,
Tears flows in rivers,
When the world sleeps...
CHANGE OF PLANS
This account is too awesome. I'm gunna keep using it. It's not like someone's ever gunna search 'Forlorn Realms' on Google and find this account talking about how it's the guy behind it.
Right?
Well, searching Nysroghaal certainly does.
Looks like i'll have to hide the fact that I ever made a demo under that name. Meh, it wasn't that good anyway.
IT NEVER HAPPENED OK???
Luckily, searching Forlorn Realms doesn't bring up any of these pages. It's mostly full of website's talking about Marko's demo, and other gothic vampire poetry shite.
So, i'm safe from humiliation as long as Nysroghaal and the demo I made under that name NEVER EVER GOES PUBLIC, i.e, it getting added to the Metal Archives.
OH FUCK IT
I'm just gunna leave again. I still don't need NG. There's plenty of other places for me on the internet.
Goodbye once again.
At 10/8/07 12:04 PM, Wolfnacht wrote: What about, "What the fuck possessed you to DO WHAT LARS ULRIC TOLD YOU TO???"
At 10/8/07 12:16 PM, IrishGun wrote: Ask him if he's had sex with a woman who liked metal.
At 10/8/07 02:02 PM, Nev wrote: Why don't you ask him out ya fag :P.
Ah, I have a better question, which is "Why are there so many faggots in the Metal Hell?" :P
At 10/8/07 07:09 PM, smc316 wrote: My brother keeps insiting that slipknot is a heavy metal band but I keep telling him hes wrong, I need 10 people to reply to this post saying slipkot IS NOT metal in this thread. (He said if I get 10+ signatures he'll believe me.)
Sign it!
Slipknot ARE NOT metal!
At 10/9/07 10:38 AM, PenisClown wrote: Goodbye once again.
.:'(
At 10/9/07 01:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 10/9/07 12:51 AM, Wolfnacht wrote:WHAT..DID YOU..JUST SAY!?
And wolves aren't very metal. :P
I knew you'd post that again. It had to be done.
Wolves are very metal.
At 10/9/07 10:38 AM, PenisClown wrote: Goodbye once again.
The fuck? I don't get this "I'm too mature for NG." shit. Especially if you just come here for the Metal Hell and make an occasional post on General like I do.
I don't see this logic in this either. "I really like this guy as an artist! Wait, whats this? He often reveals his sense of humor to strangers on a forum built around a flash portal? FUCK HIM AND HIS MUSIC!"
I mean Marko jokes around a lot, that doesn't detract anything from his musical reputation, and it really shouldn't. Unless you're trying to be some uber serious douche like Ghaal or some shit, stop being ghey an git ur ass the fuck back in hur!
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At 10/9/07 01:08 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: stuff about things
He's right, you know.
You know, while Slipknot may not be metal, they're not the worst band on the planet. I figure they followed the standard nu 'metal' formula.
1. Release a demo album with a violent name.
2. Get picked up by a big ass record label.
3. You let all this go to your head and you start making pieces of garbage.
4. ?????
5. Profit.
It happened to Linkin Park too, not to mention Limp Bizkit. (KoRn, on the other hand, have always been making garbage)
And before you jump down my throat, I'm just voicing my opinion.
Also, Wolves=Most metal animal ever.
At 10/9/07 01:08 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:At 10/9/07 10:38 AM, PenisClown wrote: Goodbye once again.The fuck? I don't get this "I'm too mature for NG." shit. Especially if you just come here for the Metal Hell and make an occasional post on General like I do.
I don't see this logic in this either. "I really like this guy as an artist! Wait, whats this? He often reveals his sense of humor to strangers on a forum built around a flash portal? FUCK HIM AND HIS MUSIC!"
I mean Marko jokes around a lot, that doesn't detract anything from his musical reputation, and it really shouldn't. Unless you're trying to be some uber serious douche like Ghaal or some shit, stop being ghey an git ur ass the fuck back in hur!
Yeah I don't post anywhere else but here and a few other topics that seem interesting at the time.
And its spelled Gaahl
Also most Metalheads have a good sense of humor.
There is no reason to hide what you like to do, unless your Christian because thats the whole basis behind that entire religion.
Okay, question. What genre is Strapping Young Lad? My band and I can't decide. We dig Strapping Young Lad, but we have no idea what genre to say it is.
And Now the Darkness Eternal Returns to Breathe the Air of the Living.
At 10/9/07 01:08 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: stop being ghey an git ur ass the fuck back in hur!
FINE THEN
GAWD
At 10/9/07 01:23 PM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote: Yeah I don't post anywhere else but here and a few other topics that seem interesting at the time.
That's the way to do it. General is full of unfunny douchebags, and I may not be that funny myself but at least I don't try, fall flat on my face, and ruin it for the people who are.
And its spelled Gaahl
Lol, typos.
There is no reason to hide what you like to do, unless your Christian because thats the whole basis behind that entire religion.
I'm not christian but there are some christian's here who I don't think will take that statement too kindly. You're sounding like Gaahl here, just a little bit...
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You know, I think Gaahl's got it all sorted ideology wise. I agree with him. Satan is freedom, and freedom is what makes us human. Freedom and music is what makes us human.
At 10/9/07 02:36 PM, PenisClown wrote: You know, I think Gaahl's got it all sorted ideology wise. I agree with him. Satan is freedom, and freedom is what makes us human. Freedom and music is what makes us human.
Music=Makes us human/is affiliated with Satan...How?
Creating music is art, and art is one of the humanitarianisms. Satan allows us to be free, and freedom is one of the humanitarianisms.
Infernus' "fear of god" is a bit silly though. Yes, he has a fear of god. He's a very weird satanist.
At 10/9/07 02:36 PM, PenisClown wrote: You know, I think Gaahl's got it all sorted ideology wise. I agree with him. Satan is freedom, and freedom is what makes us human. Freedom and music is what makes us human.
Why can't we all just be free in a complete sense without tacking Satan onto the equation? What the hell does satan have to offer to an atheist or an agonostic who's going to do what they want anyway either way? All this preachy satan this, satan that stuff just makes it sound like another organized religion, and there's nothing wrong with that but isn't that what Gaahl is preaching against?
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At 10/9/07 12:51 PM, Bahamut wrote:At 10/8/07 12:16 PM, IrishGun wrote: Ask him if he's had sex with a woman who liked metal.At 10/8/07 02:02 PM, Nev wrote: Why don't you ask him out ya fag :P.Ah, I have a better question, which is "Why are there so many faggots in the Metal Hell?" :P
Life's filled with them, Bahamut. XP
At 10/8/07 07:09 PM, smc316 wrote:Sign it!
Slipknot aren't metal Slipknot aren't metal Slipknot aren't metal.
Tell your brother that I'm being serious.
At 10/9/07 01:23 PM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote:
There is no reason to hide what you like to do, unless your Christian because thats the whole basis behind that entire religion.
AHEM!
Okay, question. What genre is Strapping Young Lad? My band and I can't decide. We dig Strapping Young Lad, but we have no idea what genre to say it is.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say Industrial Metal.
Here I am, bored with everything.
Yeah Marshall, don't be a pussy ;)
I don't have a problem with anyone being Christian. I just don't agree with their ideology.
