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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 04:27:23


At 9/29/07 08:35 PM, Bonemill wrote: Goatchrist at 2:16 you have one of the greatest guitar riffs I have heard in a song. I am a guitarist and that is a huge praise in my book :P. I love the melody man. Seriously that little riff has almost changed my playing style cause the melody rules.

Woah, thanks! I never expected it having so much impact on others ;) I reviewed your track, good stuff!

Thanks to all of you guys, never expected THIS kind of positive response towards the song.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 05:43:10


At 9/30/07 12:55 AM, cornbin wrote: I was looking for the Dethalbum in Wal-Mart today. Yes by Dethklok. Anyway,they hardly have a metal collection. This makes me sad.

Going to Wal-Mart and trying to buy that piece of shit make you sad.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 06:57:26


At 9/29/07 04:28 PM, Charon wrote: thats like saying you listen to power metal and then saying dragonforce, its correct but it doesnt help your siuation :P

If you had said pig destroyer, nasum, agoraphobic nosebleed, disgorge or Swarrrm then you would have helped yourself, and i dont consider myself all that up on grindcore i just know i enjoy it :P

Disgorge (as long as its the one from the US) is definetly not grindcore >:(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 07:21:54


Ok Guys, I'm guessing you all remember "Screw you!" ?
No?
Anyway, It's a joke band that me and my friend made, you may have heard such classics as Benni,Lest Dauðans Sjö, And Danmörk?

Well Anyway, Later today we are going to reform that past greatness, And Record a few songs at Matti's Place today:

Valdimar
Árni
Kata

....And maybe a few random ones, Much like Kallinn Með Ljótu Vörtuna , Since there is nothing more fun, than making up lyrics on the spot, Which We actually ALWAYS do, But in Most cases, The Songs are about a person.

(for Example Benni)

Anyway, Matti Sent some of the old songs to Some people over MSN, And now People are Literally begging for moar :'D

So..... We are making an Album that will sell 5 billion Copies, Fuck you.

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 08:14:09


At 9/30/07 04:11 AM, Rokuro wrote: Anyway. If you wanted to kill somebody in a really br00tal way, how would you do it?

I'd screw their ass and make them listen to Korn, so that their ears would bleed.

Nu-Metal bands can do good covers though.

Korn-One
Limp Bizkit-Sanatarium (Fred does the duckwalk when he says hell over and over)


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 08:27:42


My top ten:

1. Gorgoroth
2. Lamb of God
3. Strapping Young Lad
4. Korpiklaani
5. Job For A Cowboy
6. Behemoth
7. Necrophagist
8. Nile
9. Satyricon
10. Belphegor


And Now the Darkness Eternal Returns to Breathe the Air of the Living.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 09:30:37


Can i join? My favorites would have to be Slayer, Pantera, Metallica,Nevermore,Trivium, Lamb of God and Killswitch Engage.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 09:41:18


At 9/30/07 09:30 AM, jervic wrote: Can i join? My favorites would have to be
Slayer

Hate with a passion, but yes.

Pantera

NO.

Metallica

Most people say old only, but I say listen to whatever the hell you want.

Nevermore

Dunno

Trivium

I say yes, but that's not something that the horsemen look for.

Lamb of God

NEOW.

Killswitch Engage.

Meh.

You need 10 bands to get in but I doubt that'll do you any good.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 09:49:25


At 9/30/07 04:11 AM, Rokuro wrote: Wow. This thread went limp faster than me after three minutes of sex.

Hey-o! :0

Anyway. If you wanted to kill somebody in a really br00tal way, how would you do it?

breize block to the face. heh we should invent metal cluedo...cl00do


RZZZZZZ

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 11:17:08


At 9/30/07 08:27 AM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote: My top ten:

1. Gorgoroth
2. Lamb of God
3. Strapping Young Lad
4. Korpiklaani
5. Job For A Cowboy
6. Behemoth
7. Necrophagist
8. Nile
9. Satyricon
10. Belphegor

That's a pretty decent list, I'd say your in. Just gotta wait for a Horseman's approval =]


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 11:27:32


At 9/30/07 09:41 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Pantera
NO.

You say no them?!

Trivium
I say yes, but that's not something that the horsemen look for.

Can I kill you for saying yes to Trivium?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 12:01:50


At 9/30/07 09:30 AM, jervic wrote: Slayer,

GTFO

Pantera,

GTFO

Metallica,

Old? Then <3

Nevermore,

W-What?

Trivium,

GTFO

Lamb of God

FAGGOTREH

and Killswitch Engage.

I like them, but no.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 12:08:44


At 9/30/07 09:30 AM, jervic wrote:

:Slayer,
OK
Pantera,
GTFO
Metallica,
Old but ok...
Nevermore,
Never heard of them so I don't know...
Trivium,
OK GTFO again
Lamb of God and
Hahaha
Killswitch Engage.
Hells No

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:01:01


I just got 3 1349 albums. beyond the apocalypse, hellfire, and liberation.


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:06:38


At 9/30/07 08:27 AM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote: My top ten:

1. Gorgoroth
2. Lamb of God
3. Strapping Young Lad
4. Korpiklaani
5. Job For A Cowboy
6. Behemoth
7. Necrophagist
8. Nile
9. Satyricon
10. Belphegor

The only band that I would like to not see on there is Lamb of God. Job for a Cowboy is deathcore, but I actually like deathcore, but I don't think the horsemen do.


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:15:27


At 9/30/07 01:06 PM, omfgItsZoidy wrote: The only band that I would like to not see on there is Lamb of God. Job for a Cowboy is deathcore, but I actually like deathcore, but I don't think the horsemen do.

I like deathcore too. <:(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:23:43


At 9/30/07 09:41 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 9/30/07 09:30 AM, jervic wrote: Can i join? My favorites would have to be
Slayer

Metal

Pantera
NO.

You are one stupid fuck you know that?
Metal

Metallica

Metal

Nevermore

Metal

Trivium

Not metal

Lamb of God

Metalcore

Killswitch Engage.

Metalcore

Two more bands plz. Oh and make them metal.


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:36:37


Finntroll is coming to my town soon and the tickets are only $20, but it's 21+ D':


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 13:37:40


At 9/30/07 01:23 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: You are one stupid fuck you know that?

What's so great about Pantera?

I mean, they're true metal, but other then that, I don't get it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:08:04


At 9/30/07 01:37 PM, IrishGun wrote: What's so great about Pantera? I mean, they're true metal, but other then that, I don't get it.

You're not supposed to be judging what he likes in that way. The lists are supposed to be about whether or not they listen to metal, not whether or not they listen to metal you like. So telling someone to GTFO for liking Pantera, and Slayer is misleading seeing as ... well they're both metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:14:50


At 9/30/07 09:30 AM, jervic wrote: Can i join? My favorites would have to be

:Slayer
yes
:Pantera
Yes
:Metallica
Yes (of course he means old if he says nevermore aswell!
:Nevermore
Yes
:Trivium
No
:Lamb of God
No
:Killswitch Engage.
No.

4 yes, 3 no. And 3 bands more?

I'd say you're pretty borderline.
Anyway, I wouldn't mind you getting in, Since you asked, Instead of just saying that you're in.

In either case, I'd like to recommend to you:
Amon Amarth
Ensiferum
Wintersun
Týr
Dethklok
Cannibal Corpse
Megadeth

And Hypocrisy, To get you further in there :)

ALSO Guys!
I really really want to adopt this kid I know, he's 7, And he already likes some basic metal ,Threw the horns at me at my band's rehearsal when I played Angel Of Death (he's the bassist's Nephew) And I loaned him my iPod Sometime when He has at the Bassist's House, And He Headbanged and Lüftguitared like crazy, His name Is Baldur, But everyone Calls him Baddi.

He got hurt really badly in Soccer earlier, And I said "If you stand up now, I'll give you a Slayer Album I have, Christ Illusion" He said "Slayer" :D And stood up, haha Tomorrow at School I'm going to give him the CD :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:21:06


At 9/30/07 02:08 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: So telling someone to GTFO for liking Pantera, and Slayer is misleading seeing as ... well they're both metal.

Stop using GTFO?

Those words don't go well together in a sentence.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:36:05


At 9/30/07 02:14 PM, kiddi1 wrote: His name Is Baldur

He has my vote.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:48:16


At 9/30/07 02:36 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 9/30/07 02:14 PM, kiddi1 wrote: His name Is Baldur

named after a norse god? Helför should adopt him, he could be like, the mascot or whatever


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 14:59:07


that Limp Shitstick cover of Sanitarium sucked ass, the Korn one was ok


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 15:07:40


At 9/30/07 02:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: that Limp Shitstick cover of Sanitarium sucked ass, the Korn one was ok

Are you kidding?
I had to submerge my head in a basin of holy water with a fucking snorkel on to cleanse myself of the sound of KoRn's bass. It was a God awful cover. I defend the Limp Bizkit one on the grounds that LB>KoRn, and that it didn't hurt me physically when I listened to it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 15:30:29


At 9/30/07 02:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: that Limp Shitstick cover of Sanitarium sucked ass, the Korn one was ok

I saw Jonathan Davis of KoRn wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt during an interview.

I lol'd.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 16:21:02


At 9/30/07 02:48 PM, Crowler wrote:
At 9/30/07 02:36 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 9/30/07 02:14 PM, kiddi1 wrote: His name Is Baldur
named after a norse god? Helför should adopt him, he could be like, the mascot or whatever

lololol LOTS of Icelandic people are named after norse gods.
Like half of the people.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 16:42:18


At 9/30/07 02:14 PM, kiddi1 wrote: He got hurt really badly in Soccer earlier, And I said "If you stand up now, I'll give you a Slayer Album I have, Christ Illusion" He said "Slayer" :D And stood up, haha Tomorrow at School I'm going to give him the CD :P

You have my blessing


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-30 17:01:18


At 9/30/07 02:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: that Limp Shitstick cover of Sanitarium sucked ass, the Korn one was ok

I liked both. But come on, the duckwalk was pretty fuckin' hilarious.


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