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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:18:18


DO NOT DISHONOR THE GREATNESS OF BATHORY'S REQUIEM! It's their thrashiest, catchiest, sloppiest, yet still most fun album. I can guarantee you gonna lose your head after a full spin ;) I totally recommend it. Not their best album by a long shot, but definitely the one I listen to the most, just 'cause of the headbanging mania.

In other, horrible news:

I caught my boss fucking with the cleaning lady/co-boss

I can tell you, it was the grossest thing I've ever seen. I'm glad that they didn't see me, it happened like this:

I had to go back to the ware supply, needed a few packs of cigarettes for the selling floor. Usually there is a fair supply near to me, but that one was drained. So as I went back to the supply door, I passed my bosses office door. There is rarely any foot traffic down there, that's probably the reason why they didn't fully close the door...my boss was sitting on the chair and the cleaning slut/co-boss (I already told you about her) was humping his lap furiously. These two people are probably the ugliest, most off-putting people I've ever seen so I had a hard time keeping me from regurgitating.

After that experience, I dedided that there were enough cigarettes on my floor.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:24:31


At 9/12/07 03:18 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I caught my boss fucking with the cleaning lady/co-boss

Pics or it never happened. :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:30:29


At 9/12/07 03:24 AM, CoffinCreature wrote: Pics or it never happened. :P

You think I've got a camera with me when I was working? :P

Better be grateful, or you'd have sore eyes by now.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:40:54


At 9/12/07 03:30 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Better be grateful, or you'd have sore eyes by now.

Well get some pics of them up, I wanna see how ugly they are.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:44:38


At 9/12/07 03:40 AM, CoffinCreature wrote: Well get some pics of them up, I wanna see how ugly they are.

I'll try getting some for you.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 03:53:51


At 9/12/07 03:44 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I'll try getting some for you.

Noice.

So. Metalz. Erm.

Taake is still awesome. Go get Hordalands Doedskvad.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 06:20:57


At 9/12/07 03:30 AM, Goatchrist wrote: You think I've got a camera with me when I was working? :P

dued thats wrong but at the same time you now have "leverage" :P so when she asks you to do something again you say "did you get [insert boss's name] to do it again the other day"


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 06:38:49


At 9/11/07 03:53 PM, Nev wrote: Maybe... one day.
If Nightfall ever fails to be enough to satisfy.

You should try it out anyway. While you may not agree that it'll be better than Nightfall, but it is still awesome.

At 9/11/07 07:33 PM, Nev wrote: The Iced Earth fellow has a heavier voice.

But which one?! There's about 4 different vocalists for Iced Earth. :S

At 9/11/07 10:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Power Metal guy? You called Blind Guardian generic! That's Power Metal heresy!

That's what I thought.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 07:05:23


At 9/12/07 06:20 AM, Charon wrote: dued thats wrong but at the same time you now have "leverage" :P so when she asks you to do something again you say "did you get [insert boss's name] to do it again the other day"

I'd love to but I want to keep my job... for now ;) I'm looking for more options anyway.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 07:49:15


At 9/12/07 01:08 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Blood on Ice is part of their viking stuff, phool.

I was kind of out of it last night, I don't know where I was going with that. I know what I meant I just explained it entirely wrong.

On a totally unrelated note, Ghoulio sucks large dicks.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 07:59:08


At 9/12/07 07:49 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: On a totally unrelated note, Ghoulio sucks large dicks.

So does Goatchrist if you take my sig seriously. ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 08:08:18


At 9/12/07 07:59 AM, CoffinCreature wrote: So does Goatchrist if you take my sig seriously. ;)

I let out a hearty lol when I got on this morning only to see that signature. Without even looking at who it was it was just an automatic "Ponos".


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 08:11:46


At 9/12/07 08:08 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Without even looking at who it was it was just an automatic "Ponos".

I'm a character all right. ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 08:22:13


Actually, my new sig is even better. Feel free to wear it:

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 08:59:18


brilliant, seriously


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 11:29:35


Proceed with mass-downvoting Ponos' music ;)

I told you about the plan, right?

Anyway, you guys should check out The Elysian Fields and their album "Adelain". It's fucking fantastic black/doom/death metal with heavy as fuck guitars and beautiful lead/piano melodies. Definitely recommended.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 11:59:46


At 9/11/07 04:51 PM, Bonemill wrote: Now now ryan no use in getting angry.

IrishGun is astounded by your faggotry!


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 12:00:57


At 9/11/07 10:25 PM, Rokuro wrote: Morningrise is almost done, so that'll be up next

Still Life is by far their best album.
And My Arms, Your Hearse after that.

Though Moringrise has To Bid You Farewell. Which is just incredible.
And Blackwater Park is above average for Opeth... but thats mainly due to the title track and Harvest.

At 9/12/07 06:38 AM, Bahamut wrote: But which one?! There's about 4 different vocalists for Iced Earth. :S

Err... the one on Dante's Inferno (song).

SAM PSYCROPTIC!?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 12:04:04


At 9/12/07 12:00 PM, Nev wrote: Still Life is by far their best album.
And My Arms, Your Hearse after that.

Holy shit, I agree for once :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 12:29:23


At 9/12/07 11:29 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Anyway, you guys should check out The Elysian Fields and their album "Adelain". It's fucking fantastic black/doom/death metal with heavy as fuck guitars and beautiful lead/piano melodies. Definitely recommended.

o0o will do at some point i have rather alot atm. also you and others should check out Esoteric simply amazing doom (with hints of death apparently) only draw back is their albums are like 3-4 tracks longs but they are all above 10mins :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 13:49:49


Led Zeppelin is OFFICALLY reuninting!
Go to www.ledzeppelin.com for basic info.
It's going to be for one night only, but it will be a full set, not a 30 minute performance.
Also, post in this threadhttp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topi c/648870 if you just want to talk about the reunion, and not swim through most posts in this club.
Anyway, just felt you all should know that this group that helped invent and inspire a lot of hard rock and metal was getting back together!


Far away, across the field, the tolling of the iron bell

Calls the faithful to their knees, to hear the softly spoken magic spells.......

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 14:57:49


At 9/12/07 08:22 AM, CoffinCreature wrote: Actually, my new sig is even better. Feel free to wear it:

Yes, I do happen to own a rooster farm. How'd you know?


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:17:55


At 9/12/07 05:16 PM, Rokuro wrote: Tickets probably already sold out.

Also, my friend showed me some Fantômas today, I was impressed :3

If they're not, I'm going to do whatever I can to get them.


Better Days | "If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them." | The Hookah Lounge | Merry Christmas Cocksmokers! |

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:18:56


Guys, can you do me a favour?
Please go here and vote for the good kinds of metal... or at least the ones that are metal.


ceci n'est pas un blog.

(get it? It's a link to a blog.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:38:30


At 9/12/07 05:17 PM, Crue wrote: If they're not, I'm going to do whatever I can to get them.

You gonna pay 125 pounds?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:40:01


At 9/12/07 05:18 PM, davaca wrote: Guys, can you do me a favour?
Please go here and vote for the good kinds of metal... or at least the ones that are metal.

Voted for Folk Metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:40:15


At 9/12/07 05:18 PM, davaca wrote: Guys, can you do me a favour?
Please go here and vote for the good kinds of metal... or at least the ones that are metal.

Pop......metal?

EHHH?

Pop is really a sound, not a genre, and metal vocals aren't popular like what's on TV.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:53:55


At 9/12/07 05:40 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 9/12/07 05:18 PM, davaca wrote: Guys, can you do me a favour?
Please go here and vote for the good kinds of metal... or at least the ones that are metal.
Pop......metal?

EHHH?

Pop is really a sound, not a genre, and metal vocals aren't popular like what's on TV.

It's pretty much the same as hair metal. Europle, kiss etc...


ceci n'est pas un blog.

(get it? It's a link to a blog.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 17:59:26


At 9/12/07 05:18 PM, davaca wrote: Guys, can you do me a favour?
Please go here and vote for the good kinds of metal... or at least the ones that are metal.

I voted for death metal


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-12 18:03:20


At 9/12/07 05:38 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 9/12/07 05:17 PM, Crue wrote: If they're not, I'm going to do whatever I can to get them.
You gonna pay 125 pounds?

I will, I could lose some weight.


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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