At 8/22/07 06:11 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: So you got hit by a truck, got up and went to school anyway? Huh.

Yeah... if I didnt my dad would beat me and I wouldnt of been able to it get stiched up...Fuck you dad...

At 8/22/07 08:04 PM, ZeR0-DaY wrote: ok...my gf just left me...5 minutes ago i was a wreck, i still feel like shit, but as i listen to testament's return to serenity, my head feels lighter, i guess a few cigs and some mezcal will soothe my sorrow

Nice choice.

At 8/22/07 08:07 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Yeah... if I didnt my dad would beat me and I wouldnt of been able to it get stiched up...Fuck you dad...

God damn. That's fucked up. I've never been hit before by either of my parents.

At 8/22/07 08:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 8/22/07 08:07 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Yeah... if I didnt my dad would beat me and I wouldnt of been able to it get stiched up...Fuck you dad...

God damn. That's fucked up. I've never been hit before by either of my parents.

If I were you Id keep it that way. Violent parents are NO fun.

ok around 1minute into gwar - war party i started kicking myself that i waited this long to check them out :(

At 8/22/07 08:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: God damn. That's fucked up. I've never been hit before by either of my parents.

i used to be smacked by my mum (when i was like 5 and below) but my dad is about a foot shorter then me and so is my mum i could take'em and besides them would never hit me. i feel for those in a different situation then myself

Suck shit. I didn't go to school today.

>:)

I HAVE THE BEST STORY TO TELL YOU EVERRRRRR......

I was at school yesterday and they called us out for an assembly. SO when we got there it was a band. They were gonna play some music you know I was all hyped. Hoping to at least get classic rock.... then out of no where... these five emos jump out of the back of the auditorium blaring me with faggotry. I stand up and scream, "HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE GUITARISTS WRIST SLICES FROM HERE. GET THE FUCK OFF MAH STAGE YOU FAGGOT."

Well he got sooooo pissed off. He comes up to me and says, "What makes you so great I would like to see you come up here and do this." SOOOO I went up there and done that. I grabbed his guitar and fucking rulllled the place with some solos from ozzy and metallica then I went into necrophagist mode and playted extreme unction.

The bands name was, "Shade tree" They are touring across kentucky and giving concerts to schools lmao. here is there myspace.... Fagsssssss

Needles to say I got in deeeeeeep trouble so I may not be talking for a while after tonight and tommorrow. But believe you me it was sooo worth it. I also got some new found respect among metalheads....

At 8/22/07 10:26 PM, Bonemill wrote: I HAVE THE BEST STORY TO TELL YOU EVERRRRRR......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one mate! What happened after you had finished your soloing?

Well the guitarist just stood there looking for a moment and then Ms. Cooper (our vice principal) gave me the motion to come to her :P. I did and she told me there will be dire consequences for what I had done..

At 8/22/07 10:36 PM, Bonemill wrote: Well the guitarist just stood there looking for a moment and then Ms. Cooper (our vice principal) gave me the motion to come to her :P. I did and she told me there will be dire consequences for what I had done..

what about the consequences of forcing people to listen to emo music, did the vice principal ever consider those?

Did the band stop playing or did they start again?

I know lol. I thought to myself the whole time she was explaining about my mistake...... " My god woman do you realise what oyuve done? You have introduced more emo into our school than the walls of this building should have ever seen. "

At 8/22/07 10:42 PM, PenisClown wrote: Did the band stop playing or did they start again?

I honestly dont know because afterwards I was sent into detention after that. I did draw a rather lovely picture of a giraffogator if you would like me to post it :P

I dont know what they done though. Some people said the guitarist sort of gave up after I utterly pwned him and others say that they just stood bewildered for a moment and then started on with the show.

Not sure if this counts as metal but I love these bands:

Aerosmith
Judas Priest
KISS
Twisted Sister
Journey
Def Leppard
RATT
ACDC
Motley Crue
Van Halen
Ozzy Osbourne
Pat Benatar
Guns & Roses
Dokken
Korn
Nirvana
Bon Jovi
Loverboy
Quiet Riot
Poison
Rush
Godsmack
Papa Roach
Fear Factory

Well, nice job pwning those emos.

Excellent job thar Dalton.

Sorry, I can't get on AIM becuz my laptop's internet yet again, is not working.

At 8/22/07 10:49 PM, Punk18 wrote: Not sure if this counts as metal

Why don't you find out?

At 8/22/07 10:26 PM, Bonemill wrote: I HAVE THE BEST STORY TO TELL YOU EVERRRRRR......

Holy shit man! I love you!
That is some serious win.

At 8/22/07 08:04 PM, ZeR0-DaY wrote: ok...my gf just left me...5 minutes ago i was a wreck, i still feel like shit, but as i listen to testament's return to serenity, my head feels lighter, i guess a few cigs and some mezcal will soothe my sorrow

Dude...... DUDE!!!

That's fucked up!!!! Really shitty thing to happen.... WE'LL DRINK IT OFF THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

(((ZeroDay)))

At 8/22/07 10:49 PM, Punk18 wrote: Not sure if this counts as metal but I love these bands:

Aerosmith

Like 'em, but not metal.

Judas Priest

Kickass!

KISS

I hate their fucking money-grabbing guts. And not metal.

Twisted Sister

Acceptable, and an ok band.

Journey

AOR rock man, but I love 'em.

Def Leppard

I suppose you could consider their older material metal, but not newer.

RATT

Blah, not metal in my opinion.

ACDC

Hard rock.

Motley Crue

Eh...early stuff is metal, newer isn't.

Van Halen

I dunno, I don't consider Halen metal...

Ozzy Osbourne

Acceptable

Pat Benatar

No

Guns & Roses

Hard rock

Dokken

Acceptable

Korn

*dies inside*

Nirvana

*blasts out brains*

Bon Jovi

*strangles*

Loverboy

No.

Quiet Riot

Acceptable, yes.

Poison

It depends what Poison you're talking about

Rush

Some yes...some no..

Godsmack

No

Papa Roach

*shoots in the face*

Fear Factory

Alright!

I'd say no way you're in; much, much too borderline. It's one thing if these are mostly mainstream metal bands, but these are mostly mainstream borderline or completely un-metal bands.

Hey guys I know this is off topic but I didnt think Id ever get a response in The Slayer Club so I'll try here.
Me and tech2o are doing a Slayer cover of Black Magic and are kinda needing someone who would what to do vocals so if you like Slayer, can sing and have a mic please PM me or him, Thanks!

At 8/23/07 12:37 AM, Blackdoom13 wrote: needing someone who would what to do vocals so if you like Slayer, can sing and have a mic please PM me or him, Thanks!

I'm always here, but you can find someone better. If you have no luck, just ask me.

I'd do it, but first I'd need a microphone. Just to check whether or not I could do the slayer style singing justice really.

And probably to know the actual song as well.

I'm gunna PM Wade and see if he can change my name to SeigHeilSatan.

At 8/22/07 10:36 PM, Bonemill wrote: Well the guitarist just stood there looking for a moment and then Ms. Cooper (our vice principal) gave me the motion to come to her :P. I did and she told me there will be dire consequences for what I had done..

That's what I hate about the school system, you get punished for putting on an awesome show of guitar skills when the guitarist told you to do it

At 8/23/07 02:09 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: That's what I hate about the school system, you get punished for putting on an awesome show of guitar skills when the guitarist told you to do it

Hahahahaha. I agree.

At 8/23/07 02:09 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: That's what I hate about the school system, you get punished for putting on an awesome show of guitar skills when the guitarist told you to do it

What else are they going to do? Let you stand out above the crowd?

At 8/22/07 10:26 PM, Bonemill wrote: I HAVE THE BEST STORY TO TELL YOU EVERRRRRR......

Is that for reals? If so you are my new hero.

I can't sleep. I've been sleeping too much during the day.

At 8/21/07 12:29 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Guilty pleasures? The Police, some 80s pop :P

pshh. You call that a guilty pleasure? The Police is awesome.

At 8/21/07 02:14 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Damn man...1,118 pages...you guys sure have been posting!

Post more on MMJ, damn you. >:(

At 8/21/07 03:54 PM, Nev wrote:

VAN DAMME IS GONNA HAVE YOUR HEAD >:((((

Its the Animated Movie :P. Which is far superior.

Yes. The live action film was fucking horrible. Raul Julia was cool, though. R.I.P.
"see you on the dark side of Raaauul!"

very vague MST3K reference

At 8/21/07 05:31 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 8/21/07 05:07 PM, Charon wrote: shame he can't act for shit though :P

That's why many of his movies are even better :) Inferno is one of the funniest movies ever.

I grew up watching his movies. I watched Van Damme, Stallone, and Schwartzenegger movies more than cartoons when I was a child.

I stayed away from Steven Segal, though. He sucks.

Also, what'swith Van Damme's forehead? He's got some wierd lump. Maybe there's a secret compartment in there where he keeps cocaine

Yeah, I know he's clean now

At 8/21/07 07:01 PM, Nev wrote:

At 8/21/07 06:59 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Both of these are relevant, because he is Belgian.

Fixed :).

beat me to it...by like over a day.

At 8/21/07 11:49 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Borknagar, Arcturus, Rush, Agalloch

<3

At 8/22/07 02:19 AM, TamponLollipops wrote: Kreator.
Bathory.

<3

At 8/22/07 05:52 AM, Charon wrote: Anyone else here into Falconer?

Yes, and I've probably reccomended it and gotten ignored again. XD ..... :(

At 8/22/07 10:41 AM, StealThisAlias wrote: Anthrax
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Dream Theater
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Korpiklaani
Kreator
Manowar
Megadeth)
Motorhead
Tankard

<3

Pantera

I love Power Metal and Cowboys From Hell.

At 8/22/07 11:06 AM, Bahamut wrote: I've got until about a week before I go to college.

I don't think I'm going to college this year. I'll probably just take creative writting classes (which is once a week for 6 weeks) and maybe I'll see if there's some other brief class I can take this year. And I'll have to read my driver's manual and get a permit. Maybe I'll get a job sometime this year.

At 8/22/07 11:08 AM, Nev wrote: Dream Theater, Behold... the Arctopus, Shadow Gallery, Queensryche, Spastic Ink

<3

At 8/22/07 12:45 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Oh, I'm gonna join in:

I don't listen to covers that much, but Age of Nemesis did a pretty good cover of Queensryche's "the Mission".

Also, Age of Nemesis is awesome.

At 8/20/07 06:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ok you phaggots, I think it's time we each posted our guilty pleasures in music. You know, the stuff your buddies would make fun of you for listening to.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, I can't believe I missed this.
ANYTHING by Michael Jackson
A song or two by CKY.
Sigur Rós
The godfather of soul, James brown.
Jamiroquai
Daft Punk
The Prodigy
Rammstein (I love rammstein)
And LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of Classical songs made Techno.