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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:00:29


At 8/14/07 11:45 AM, ConorMcLedge wrote: Personal favorites are:
Megadeth
Slayer
In Flames
Rammstein
Trivium (But NOT the crusade)

Ok you need to list 10 metal bands, then one of the 4 Horsemen (Idiosyncratic, Elghoulio, Goatchrist and Batman) will let you know if you are in but i warn you now, Rammstein are not metal and Trivium (all albums) are despised here


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:16:13


I'm still confused in which type of music is Rammstein...

Dance metal, harcore or what???

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:18:01


At 8/14/07 12:16 PM, Piromano wrote: I'm still confused in which type of music is Rammstein...
Dance metal, harcore or what???

They are Industrial as far as I am concerned but someone else may have a more precise genre for them


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:19:37


At 8/14/07 12:18 PM, Charon wrote:
At 8/14/07 12:16 PM, Piromano wrote: I'm still confused in which type of music is Rammstein...
Dance metal, harcore or what???
They are Industrial as far as I am concerned but someone else may have a more precise genre for them

Hmmm....maybe "shit metal".....
Yeah, shit metal suits better!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:22:59


At 8/14/07 12:18 PM, Charon wrote:
At 8/14/07 12:16 PM, Piromano wrote: I'm still confused in which type of music is Rammstein...
Dance metal, harcore or what???
They are Industrial as far as I am concerned but someone else may have a more precise genre for them

Industrial is a tag. True industrial is shit like Sielwolf, a lot different. Industrial metal/rock does not exist either. It can only be metal/rock/whatever with industrial influences.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:24:48


Oh and by the way, I haven't seen Ghoul around anymore, can I be horseman again til he comes back/starts posting again?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:26:50


At 8/14/07 12:22 PM, Clover-Ewing wrote:
At 8/14/07 12:18 PM, Charon wrote:
At 8/14/07 12:16 PM, Piromano wrote: I'm still confused in which type of music is Rammstein...
Dance metal, harcore or what???
They are Industrial as far as I am concerned but someone else may have a more precise genre for them
Industrial is a tag. True industrial is shit like Sielwolf, a lot different. Industrial metal/rock does not exist either. It can only be metal/rock/whatever with industrial influences.

I was just explaining this to my friend the other day. Rammstein are not industrial metal, Rammstein are not industrial, Rammstein are not industrial rock. True industrial is Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, etc. Rammstein are part of the Neue Deutsch Harte movement in Germany. My friend Gendo describes it as "the bastard child of rock, metal and techno." Rammstein label their music as tanz-metall.

So here's the breakdown

Rammstein are:
NOT Industrial
NOT Industrial rock
NOT Industrial metal
NOT metal
ARE Neue Deutsch Harte
ARE Dance Metal

UNDERSTOOD K?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:33:25


..Dance metal?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:46:36


At 8/14/07 12:33 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: ..Dance metal?

I know. I thought the same. Dance Metal. They say it's a combo of trance, eletro dance and metal

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 12:51:04


I haven't posted in a while because Slowinternet is slowwwwwwwwwwww and this lethargically coded piece of shit of a website takes extra fucking long to load and is spotty when it does.

Instead, I've been drinking insane amounts of coffee to counter the 2 downers the docs have me take to make me ignore the stabbing pain in my knees I get everyday when I wake up.

Also, cocks.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 14:09:34


At 8/13/07 04:59 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
While on the subject of what things are metal and what isn't:

Metal:
Me
Scandinavia
Goats
Goldfishies
War
Strip Clubs
Wolves
Lulz
Hares
Megadeth
Vikings
Huns
Death
Hate
Nihilism
Darkness

Not Metal:
Nev
Ireland+Scotland+Mann
England+Wales
Sea Serpents
Koi
Doves, white flags, olive branches, you know, peace in general
Gospel Halls
Foxes
Roflz
Rabbits
Dragons
The Beatles
Metallica
Celts
Anglo-saxons
Life
Love
Christianity
Light

I'm making paralells, peoples! :P

I don't Give a fuck if you're making paralells, I write whatever I think.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 14:16:50


Strip clubs reaaaallly aren't metal.
I mean, godbless tittie bars, a many of fun nights and nights of getting kicked out, but they aren't metal at all. You just see desperate Guido douches all over the place with maybe ONE biker dude in a corner who you dont wanna fuck with.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 14:24:31


At 8/14/07 02:16 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Strip clubs reaaaallly aren't metal.
I mean, godbless tittie bars, a many of fun nights and nights of getting kicked out, but they aren't metal at all. You just see desperate Guido douches all over the place with maybe ONE biker dude in a corner who you dont wanna fuck with.

Good point.
They should play Anaal Nathrakh at strip clubs, and have Vampiric strippers.
METAAAAL!!!
DARKNEEEEEEES!!!
YARGH!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 14:43:05


At 8/14/07 02:24 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Good point.
They should play Anaal Nathrakh at strip clubs, and have Vampiric strippers.
METAAAAL!!!
DARKNEEEEEEES!!!
YARGH!!!

I would be a liar if I said I wouldn't want to attend that strip club.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 14:46:15


At 8/14/07 02:43 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
I would be a liar if I said I wouldn't want to attend that strip club.

I know, Right?

BLEGH!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:00:37


At 8/14/07 12:28 AM, GoldOps018 wrote: they're on the list

No, RATM is rapcore or something like that.

At 8/14/07 02:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Celts

Sorry, but celts are metal.

And celtic metal is awesome.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:02:24


Oh, and I'm using this as my desktop now because it's awesome.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:08:15


At 8/14/07 02:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Not Metal:
Nev

LETS HANG THE BASTARD!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:09:05


At 8/14/07 03:02 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Oh, and I'm using this as my desktop now because it's awesome.

This is my wallpaper.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:15:02


At 8/14/07 03:09 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This is my wallpaper.

Trees are also metal. I've learned this from Skepticism and Drudkh.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:21:32


At 8/14/07 03:15 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 8/14/07 03:09 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This is my wallpaper.
Trees are also metal. I've learned this from Skepticism and Drudkh.

Indeed.

IN A RELATED NOTE: I plan on downloading Mael Mordha right now. Which of their two albums should I get?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:24:09


At 8/14/07 03:08 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: LETS HANG THE BASTARD!

You can certainly try. I doubt you'll have much luck over the internet though.

And besides, why hang someone so full of brilliance? Its so senseless, hang someone shit instead.

Listening to Green Carnation "Light of Day, Day of Darkness".
And I've been listening to GWAR again lately :). I wanna see them live again :(.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:30:09


At 8/14/07 03:24 PM, Nev wrote:

And besides, why hang someone so full of brilliance? Its so senseless, hang someone shit instead.

Like this faggot.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:30:17


At 8/14/07 03:24 PM, Nev wrote:
And I've been listening to GWAR again lately :). I wanna see them live again :(.

One of my favorite shows Ive been to. More bands need to spray you with shit :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:31:42


At 8/14/07 03:30 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: One of my favorite shows Ive been to. More bands need to spray you with shit :(

Aye they do. Its so anti-dehydrationally brilliant :D.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:35:29


At 8/14/07 03:31 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/14/07 03:30 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: One of my favorite shows Ive been to. More bands need to spray you with shit :(
Aye they do. Its so anti-dehydrationally brilliant :D.

Once you think you're too exhausted to handle people falling on you and pushing you, moshing about, you get sprayed with a giant alien penis, and everything is well again. Its like super concert energy, in penis form.
Oh man, they should start putting red bull and liquor into those things!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:38:25


Penis?
Spraying?
ON ME?!?!

I am so going to get Gwar's discography, And follow them around.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:41:27


At 8/14/07 12:26 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Gendo

He should post in this club more often.

At 8/14/07 03:21 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Which of their two albums should I get?

Well, I only have Gealtacht Mael Mórdha, which is a great album. I haven't heard all of Cluain Tarbh, but the 2 tracks I did hear from it (Cluain Tarbh and Winds of One Thousand Winters) were great. So I guess I'd go with either one of them (or better yet, both).

At 8/14/07 03:00 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Sorry, but celts are metal.

remember?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:47:06


At 8/14/07 03:00 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

Sorry, but celts are metal.

VIKINGS ARE MORE METAL IN EVERY FUCKING WAY!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-14 15:48:37


At 8/14/07 03:35 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Once you think you're too exhausted to handle people falling on you and pushing you, moshing about, you get sprayed with a giant alien penis, and everything is well again. Its like super concert energy, in penis form.

With us it was just an onslaught of blood, green cum, and liquefied shit from the very beginning... never exhausted... just partially blind.

Oh man, they should start putting red bull and liquor into those things!

Werd.


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