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NG Mafia

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 21:47:55


Uh... hey just thought i would check this out... so umm... hi....

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 21:49:03


At 12/20/05 09:43 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: , it's been so long since we last hungout here.

Long,
If you havent noticed you are hanging out right know,i guess.We need for like everyone in this club just to like log on right know it would be awesome,but we all know there is a slim chance that,that will happen.Well there is nothing like sitting around and petting dogs.

"Turns around and whistles"All the dogs begin to run toward me."Pets all the dogs and gives them treats.

again i'll ask since your my partner in training the dogs wanna take a tour of the new dog training/breeding/housing area in that big field over yonderit is about 3 acres big

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 21:51:59


again i'll ask since your my partner in training the dogs wanna take a tour of the new dog training/breeding/housing area in that big field over yonderit is about 3 acres big

Ya lets got,Might i say i remember the fencing sword very well.But lets go to the training thingy or whatever it is lol.(Isnt it just over yonder lol) that one was great.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 21:58:44


At 12/20/05 09:51 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote:
again i'll ask since your my partner in training the dogs wanna take a tour of the new dog training/breeding/housing area in that big field over yonderit is about 3 acres big
Ya lets got,Might i say i remember the fencing sword very well.But lets go to the training thingy or whatever it is lol.(Isnt it just over yonder lol) that one was great.

lol k lets' go *walks off to area and opens the doors* k so we have approx. 500 5ft by 5ft dog houses with a builtin furry bed and automatic food and water dispenser we have every breed of dog known to man (i love variety) and over there *points to an obstacle course* is the agility and honing area where the dogs are to run the course as fast as possible (the fastst runner gets a bowl of treats) and that hones obediance speed and mauverability and over there *points to a bunch of dummy robots being torn apart by some dogs * are what once were on of our mafia's science dept. dummies to train the guards what to do when they see non familar people (they have been trained to regonized each mafia members scent) and over there *points to two two-florr houses* is where he trainers can spend the night if they feel they want to and the red one is mine and you can paint yours whatever color you want but yours is on the right and right now i think our robo trainers to run the races at the obstacle course just got mauled by a dog *whistles and the dog stops* well anywa so what do you think emily( do you mind if i call you emily o should i go with crimson whichever you want i feel yor name is more formal and polite) wow i wrote a lot

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 22:00:43


sorry for the double post i'd want to make clear now i realized there are a few typos in there just use common sense (lik two florr is floor and he trainers is the trainers) sorry folks

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 22:05:48


I dont mind if you call me emily.I wanna paint mine a mixture of pink and purple."Stands at one end of the agility course as the dog stands at the other end.*Whistles* the dog takes off at almost the speed of lightning.The dog runs up to me out of breath i scream (omg you did it you beat the record) gives dog bowl of treats.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 23:02:43


At 12/20/05 06:39 PM, VGRCL wrote: And might i add she lives in brooklyn newyork.All of that crap nomander has linked was me when i owned her account.

Actually, the last link I showed was from yesterday. Heh.

Whatever. I'm just letting this all go. I personally don't give a damn anymore.

XD

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However, just know - I watch everybody...

XD

Nomader ('No, mad, er').

Review Request Club // Former Wi/Ht? Regular

Oh God, you're an idiot.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 23:06:53


At 12/20/05 11:02 PM, Nomader wrote: Whatever. I'm just letting this all go. I personally don't give a damn anymore.
XD

Finally, somebody that understands. Letting it be is a great thing to do.


However, just know - I watch everybody...
XD

You don't know me. Watch as much as you please. The only dirt you can get on me is that one time I used an emoticon. I think I had that post deleted. But good job all in all letting that go.


Still original, creative & innovative, most known unknown.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 23:10:33


At 12/20/05 11:02 PM, Nomader wrote: However, just know - I watch everybody...

HOLY CRAP *hides Suitcases* Heh Heh...

Wait... are you santa?
"he see's you when your sleeping"

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 23:16:26


At 12/20/05 11:10 PM, DJ-Reaper wrote:

What do you want? Do you want to join this Organization, or are you going to randomly post here as you please? We don't like to be bothered unless it's someone who's already a part of the family here. So, what's it gonna be?


Still original, creative & innovative, most known unknown.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-20 23:20:31


Nomander i like how your sig looks know.It looks like you are in the desert but its snowing.Thats very cool i think.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:15:45


At 12/20/05 11:06 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: You don't know me. Watch as much as you please.

Nah - I only investigate users if I have something against them, if they seem to act annoyingly idiotic, post spam, or lie.

If you're a regular, I really have nothing to investigate.

The only dirt you can get on me is that one time I used an emoticon. I think I had that post deleted.

Heh - that wouldn't be considered "bad" in my book.

My alt luckily was made before this account, meaning the majority of my n00bish posts are stuck over there - just look at Im a republican - to this day, I wish I could delete that piece of garbage.

But good job all in all letting that go.

Heh - thanks. If Ghost wants to do something about it, I'll let him, but I won't complain if nothing happens about it.

At 12/20/05 11:20 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Nomander i like how your sig looks know.It looks like you are in the desert but its snowing.Thats very cool i think.

Heh - thanks! I decided to put it into some sort of winter theme, even though it looks a bit off.

I still wish somebody could put a caravan guy in the background as a small shadow, but it looks as though it won't happen.

At 12/20/05 11:10 PM, DJ-Reaper wrote: "he see's you when your sleeping"

It's the Emulation Crew - everybody, letz join3r!

Ahhhh! This topic is dieing!

Have you been a bad boy? Looks as though you have...

*glares*

Nomader ('No, mad, er').

Review Request Club // Former Wi/Ht? Regular

Oh God, you're an idiot.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:24:01


nomader, i want you as my head attorney. You've got the skills to pay the bills and don't give up until the shit is kicked dead. Welcome to the law offices of Ghost and Co.

On another note, it's time for the second annual...MAFIA SIG COMPETITION!!! make the best mafia sig and win a prize! go!


Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:33:08


Hey guys and gal. I see we have some tomfoolery going on here, i'm just gonna say a couple things, then go into something more generalized then i'm going to sleep, I just wanted to come in to make sure I stay active and to let you know i'm watching.

The whole Crimson thing, I don't see what the big deal is, if "she" is actually a "he" whats the problem? It's not like other users haven't lied about age and gender. I supoose you're all just mad at the principal of the matter "if she's lied about this what else has she lied about" or "why would she lie to the family? Were supposed to be honest and upfront about things here" I'm not too sure what everyones feeling are but I just wanna state that like Mast3rmind, I wish to stay neutral.

Please, if I have to be involved in any way, try to refrain from it. No hard feeling twords Crimson because I personally don't care. If "she/he" can straiten out and fly right then that's good enough for me.

Anyways, now that you know what I thought about this, time for something more personal, I just recently discovered David Bowie, yes I know, white canadian male who dosen't know David Bowie, don't cast your stones just yet, I grew up to Metallica and AC/DC so hopefully you can forgive me. Let me just say that Fame is the best song ever.

I hope that will lighten the mood and open up some new conversation because this for me personally is getting a bit tiresome. Anyways, I just got home from work and i'm dead tired so i'll check up on your guys tomorrow morning or late afternoon and see what develops. Good night fam.


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:36:12


At 12/21/05 12:24 AM, _Ghost_ wrote: On another note, it's time for the second annual...MAFIA SIG COMPETITION!!! make the best mafia sig and win a prize! go!

Are there rules I have to follow? Cause if I have no boundaries, I don't know what I might do.

sorry for the double post and rant, but like I said before, im tired as hell and have no time to think on the spot.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:39:11


At 12/21/05 12:15 AM, Nomader wrote: It's the Emulation Crew - everybody, letz join3r!

Ahhhh! This topic is dieing!

Have you been a bad boy? Looks as though you have...
*glares*

Holy crap... son of a bitch...

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:39:37


At 12/21/05 12:24 AM, _Ghost_ wrote: nomader, i want you as my head attorney. You've got the skills to pay the bills and don't give up until the shit is kicked dead. Welcome to the law offices of Ghost and Co.

Hey, you can't have him he's mine! *Ghost walks up, stares down at me and says, "I can have any fuckin thing I want." while grillin me.* Oh shit this is gonna be a long night.

On another note, it's time for the second annual...MAFIA SIG COMPETITION!!! make the best mafia sig and win a prize! go!

Well i don't have photoshop or anything of the sort, but i did put alot of work into making this sig so here ya go......

NG Mafia


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:50:00


At 12/21/05 12:24 AM, _Ghost_ wrote: nomader, i want you as my head attorney. You've got the skills to pay the bills and don't give up until the shit is kicked dead. Welcome to the law offices of Ghost and Co.

You'll come to thank yourself for that decision - I accept the position of Head Attorney. Much abliged.

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By the way - if you need me to do background checks on people, just say the word.

At 12/21/05 12:39 AM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Hey, you can't have him he's mine! *Ghost walks up, stares down at me and says, "I can have any fuckin thing I want." while grillin me.* Oh shit this is gonna be a long night.

What the Godfather says, goes.

Sorryz, Boris, but I'm gonna have to leave my job under ya' - best of luck!


Nomader ('No, mad, er').

Review Request Club // Former Wi/Ht? Regular

Oh God, you're an idiot.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 00:57:29


At 12/21/05 12:50 AM, Nomader wrote:
At 12/21/05 12:39 AM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Hey, you can't have him he's mine! *Ghost walks up, stares down at me and says, "I can have any fuckin thing I want." while grillin me.* Oh shit this is gonna be a long night.
What the Godfather says, goes.

Sorryz, Boris, but I'm gonna have to leave my job under ya' - best of luck!

No problem man, not like it's that big a deal. Congrats on your promotion and best of luck to you too.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 01:20:24


At 12/21/05 12:39 AM, DJ-Reaper wrote: Holy crap... son of a bitch...

Random posts are not welcomed here. If you do wish to join the tell us, otherwise leave before we ever have to even say the word moderator. If you wish to join the requirements are 50 intelligent posts. You have some... Just no enough. Make sure your next 50 posts are good and informative. And don't post what would call a good post, post on what we would call a good post... Also do not post here again until you do... May I remind if you break our rules and spam here NG authorities can be called. Good luck on getting those posts and goodbye.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 03:23:25


I feel obligated to tell the mafia that the mutant fuck is still e-mailing me saying that in 9 days his ban will be lifted... and, Mutant fuck. If you can see this, bite me. Any way if he does come back I believe banning him will no longer be effective... Wade should "nerf" his account. Or better yet, ban his IP address. At the moment I'm simply e-mailing his some jokes about him.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 04:23:41


At 12/21/05 03:23 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I feel obligated to tell the mafia that the mutant fuck is still e-mailing me saying that in 9 days his ban will be lifted... and, Mutant fuck.

That's impossible! I killed him way back when he first posted. I smell somthing fishy.........no really l do, and man does it stink!


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 04:50:31


At 12/21/05 04:23 AM, BORIS-4-U wrote: That's impossible! I killed him way back when he first posted. I smell somthing fishy.........no really l do, and man does it stink!

I'm afraid mutant fucks just re-spawn and come back... But it would be fun if he came back just to see what punishment he gets now. It’s like he is a masochist... He keeps coming back despite the fact he knows he will be banned... I think I'll write a little about him...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 08:58:35


Science of the Mafia, Part Six

Mr. Trivia had plenty of tasks to keep him and his droids busy. Just as work on the vehicle test track was in full gear, Ken was brought onboard the dog training course to render services. Videogamemaster64 recruited Speedy1234 to build the facilities and Mr. Trivia to build the trainers, because hiring people would be too expensive.

mr_trivia: LAD, come in my office, please.
Lab Assistant Droid: Yes, sir. What can I do for you?
mr_trivia: As you know, our production and repair personnel is composed of just one android each. What you may not know is that I have just received an order for an undisclosed, but most assuredly high, number of dog trainer robots. The production droid is currently working on a vehicle prototype, so that leaves you and I as the only ones capable of making bots.
LAD: So you want me to help you make dog trainers?
mr_trivia: We'll make a few to get the kennel operational, but then I want you to help me make production bots, which will then make as many additional trainer bots as Videogamemaster64 needs. Also, I think we should make a few repair bots, because some of those dogs are capable of biting through a centimeter of steel and one repair droid would take forever to service an entire scrapheap of bots.
LAD: I'll get right on it, sir.
mr_trivia: And by the way, when you have some free time could you do some vehicle research? The current droid transport vehicle only has room for a driver, eight droids in the passenger area, and eight bots in the cargo area. With all of these new bots, we may need a bigger truck.

Mr. Trivia and the Lab Assistant Droid spent the morning on the dog training bots, which were delivered to the kennel by Noon. By the end of the day, Trivia and LAD built six production bots and three repair bots. Counting the two shooter bots in the weapons lab, the science department now had twenty robots and eight androids in service and the guard dog division became the second branch of the NG Mafia to employ mechanical personnel.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 14:20:32


great story trivia, i hope you make much more :)


Cry Havoc! Let Loose The Dogs Of War!

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 15:31:31


PUSSIES!!!

ALL OF YOU!

You guys are faking to be a maffia, that's just pathetic.
Ow you guys have jobs... Wooha I'm the capo in a maffia on the internet, we don't do shit but feel better than all the other NG-users!

You guys make me sick, no need to contact a mod, I won't come here again, fucking pussies.

I also had sex with your mums.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 15:48:58


At 12/21/05 03:31 PM, Sexpunk wrote: PUSSIES!!!

Who fucked you? Did any of us do you any harm to make you come here with such... idiotic remarks? I think this guy has something up his ass and just chose us as the first target he saw... I'm gonna let this one ride because I'm freezing and on medication... but I think I should say that some one of your level in NG (including everything) is not qualified to threat any one here. I can crush you with my dick... Now off you go to do whatever it is you do when you’re not acting stupid.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 16:19:04


Shit son, I've missed so much.

Bring me up to date, someone.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 16:24:04


At 12/21/05 04:19 PM, Charrlotte wrote: Bring me up to date, someone.

Crimson still has a lot to explain, One fool taken care of, Kid submitted a flash that was... killed ruthlessly. And how are you?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-21 16:25:28


At 12/21/05 04:24 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Crimson still has a lot to explain, One fool taken care of, Kid submitted a flash that was... killed ruthlessly. And how are you?

Ugh, that's pretty generic. Sorry, but it is. ;P

I'm feeling sort of blarghasdlfksdfskd at the moment aight.