At 11/19/09 10:10 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: What the fuck happened to this getting medals?

Seriously?

I just tried it now, it's actually pretty fun!

Oh crap I should be studying.
If there's any mods out there you should do me a favor and ban me til Christmas.

I finnaly got all the medals in Armed Prophet

Well they had to have SOME standards I guess. lol.

It's not much different than glass fish if you ask me.

I don't know what drugs you are not, but I'd like some.

The only thing glass fish has in common with that masterpiece of a game is that the camera forces you to progress. I spent DAYS playing that game to get the achievements (And i'm still missing a few). Great game and I hope it gets medals here because I would love to play it again.

Also, out of curiosity, does anybody here play at omgpop? I recently found this website and its pretty cool for online multiplayer games. They have like a mario kart remake and bomberman and ddr and stuff. If so, send me an add :)

At 11/20/09 02:55 PM, waynerz99 wrote:

Well they had to have SOME standards I guess. lol.

It's not much different than glass fish if you ask me.

I don't know what drugs you are not, but I'd like some.

The only thing glass fish has in common with that masterpiece of a game is that the camera forces you to progress. I spent DAYS playing that game to get the achievements (And i'm still missing a few). Great game and I hope it gets medals here because I would love to play it again.

Listen, on glass fish it was a pixel game where you dodged thing. On that game, it's a pixel game where you collect things. I am under the impression that you are already on the drugs I am taking, because what you typed seems to be correcting me in some way, when I was merely sticking up for the game in the first place.

Someone asked why it had no medals. Someone else said "because they had to have SOME standards". By they, I assume he is meaning NG. Meaning that it wasn't good enough for medals. I then stated that it wasn't much different (aesthetically) than Glass Fish.

Next time I will try to be more clear.

By they, I assume he is meaning NG. Meaning that it wasn't good enough for medals. I then stated that it wasn't much different (aesthetically) than Glass Fish.

I find it hard to believe English is your second language seeing as you can use the word aesthetically correctly, so i'm going to call you an idiot for writing that first sentence in the quote :)

Second, by your comparison logic, I could say halo is "not much different" than tower of greed because it is a game where you run and dodge things. And in halo, you run and shoot things. See why changing the verb doesn't mean the games are similar?

And last, if you are ESL, I apologize haha.

At 11/20/09 04:58 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: Someone asked why it had no medals. Someone else said "because they had to have SOME standards". By they, I assume he is meaning NG. Meaning that it wasn't good enough for medals. I then stated that it wasn't much different (aesthetically) than Glass Fish.

Yea but that's exactly why I said that. They have to have some standards at some point, whatever the reason is for that game not having medals (probably no effort on the part of the author to instill the medals) I'm glad they actually set their foot down once in a while, even if they don't when a lot of times they should.

At 11/20/09 02:55 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Also, out of curiosity, does anybody here play at omgpop? I recently found this website and its pretty cool for online multiplayer games. They have like a mario kart remake and bomberman and ddr and stuff. If so, send me an add :)

You seriously missed out back when you got gold for placing in the top three spots. You also missed out on blockles back when it used to be tetris. I can't rack up as much gold as before.

I would really compare hit machine to FFR, although I guess music-based rhythm games in general work. You might have fun with the "Draw My Thing" game. While chatting, the censors are turned off and you can write whatever. I'm not sure if they're still up, but they've also had some words like that as actual things to draw. It would be interesting if the medals they offer on that site could be achieved and put on this site as well. It would mean easier points for me, haha.

At 11/20/09 06:01 PM, waynerz99 wrote:

By they, I assume he is meaning NG. Meaning that it wasn't good enough for medals. I then stated that it wasn't much different (aesthetically) than Glass Fish.

I find it hard to believe English is your second language seeing as you can use the word aesthetically correctly, so i'm going to call you an idiot for writing that first sentence in the quote :)

Second, by your comparison logic, I could say halo is "not much different" than tower of greed because it is a game where you run and dodge things. And in halo, you run and shoot things. See why changing the verb doesn't mean the games are similar?

And last, if you are ESL, I apologize haha.

Someone asked why this game didn't have medals yet. Someone then said that newgrounds has standards. Since the person who typed that probably never played the game, they were going by the graphics of the game. I then said that it was similar (in look) to glass fish. I never posted those two words, so I can see where you became confused. And since glass fish got medals, this can have medals.

You then misinterpret what I type. You then proceed to tell me what's what, when I was sticking up for the game in the first place.

Now, in my second post I said they were similar to further try to explain to you that I was in fact sticking up for the game. Probably because I had just woke up or was just about to go to bed. I didn't really need to post that. It wasn't even part of my original thought. But considering the posts are two hours apart, maybe I figured that backing up my argument with some facts wouldn't be that bad of a thing since you kind of called me out by thinking I meant something I didn't.

And they are similar in several ways. They are also different in several way. If you find them so much apart, that is your personal opinion. And I don't care, because that was never the original topic on hand. My original post was about them not looking too far apart.

The topic at hand, which was what I posted to, was only there to say the game was good enough for medals. In which you then changed it on me because you thought I meant something I didn't.

Anyway, when I am tired I type sentences that don't actually seem to be good sentences. Although, they are usually grammatically correct. My keyboard also tends to miss some of my keystrokes from time to time because my Firefox and computer are both so horribly slow.

I have went in circles a few times in this post in hopes that you will now fully understand everything.

At 11/20/09 06:01 PM, waynerz99 wrote: I find it hard to believe English is your second language seeing as you can use the word aesthetically correctly, so i'm going to call you an idiot for writing that first sentence in the quote :)
And last, if you are ESL, I apologize haha.

I completely forgot to add, what does that have to do with anything? English isn't my first language either.

Now if you want to keep arguing about this, keep it to fucking pm messages and shut up.

At 11/20/09 02:55 PM, Angrylord wrote: I finally got all the medals in Armed Prophet

Same, what technique did you use to get the TESTOSTEROWNED medal?

At 11/21/09 06:02 AM, ProjektCOG wrote:

Same, what technique did you use to get the TESTOSTEROWNED medal?

I played the zombie level with the spear,as it has a great blasting range

You have to jump a lot to dodge attacks and try to take down the range enemies first.
Always use your supa attack at any time as possible so you can easily blast the enemies to bits.

For the boss,just watch out for the wave attacks and the movement of his arms when he's bout to bash you. Just whack him a few times (2-3) when you're close and move away to dodge the wave/bashing.

If you want,go use the crowbar for it's great lighting ability

I used the crowbar in the zombie level to get the medal, I attacked groups of enemies and I instantly used the special attack when I could use it

At 11/19/09 10:10 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: What the fuck happened to this getting medals?

Seriously?

Same with T E T R I S ´D: The game. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 4128.

At 11/19/09 10:18 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/19/09 10:10 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: What the fuck happened to this getting medals?

Seriously?

Well they had to have SOME standards I guess. lol.

*clears throat*
There are some games 5 times as bad (if TOG is indeed to be considered "bad"-which, IMO, is not) as TOG, but they still had medals from day 1.
I think that it's a matter of approval, but not of quality testing..you know what l mean.
Probably PG or Tom just never replied, or there are some technical issues...but the game's quality has nothing to do with it....

At 11/21/09 05:29 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 11/19/09 10:18 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/19/09 10:10 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: What the fuck happened to this getting medals?

Seriously?

Well they had to have SOME standards I guess. lol.

*clears throat*
There are some games 5 times as bad (if TOG is indeed to be considered "bad"-which, IMO, is not) as TOG, but they still had medals from day 1.
I think that it's a matter of approval, but not of quality testing..you know what l mean.
Probably PG or Tom just never replied, or there are some technical issues...but the game's quality has nothing to do with it....

Tom never replied when I asked for medals for The Kitten Game, so it could just be that.
He probably just missed the PM, and the author felt rejected and gave up.
Have you guys tried PMing the author?

ALSO PLEASE BAN ME SO I CAN STUDY MORE

According to the Tetris'D author comments, it still doesnt have medals because he hasnt been able to contact his programmer in a few weeks.

At 11/21/09 06:04 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Tom never replied when I asked for medals for The Kitten Game, so it could just be that.

The Kitten game was going to have medals, amazing! Now I see you like to add medals to all your games.

At 11/21/09 06:30 PM, IngeniousCheese wrote:

At 11/21/09 06:04 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Tom never replied when I asked for medals for The Kitten Game, so it could just be that.

The Kitten game was going to have medals, amazing! Now I see you like to add medals to all your games.

Hell I'm tempted to ask for medals for my e-cards.

At 11/18/09 04:29 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: 4 medals in one shot beating the last boss. I don't see why so many people are saying it's hard on the reviews... you need to be tactical on the bosses, not just rush and attack, plus they give you 2 crates of food before each boss fight.

I agree. Medals for that are not hard at all. Though, for some reason, in page runs alot slower, but if I do classic, just fine. But hell, thats not a problem anyway. Just my cheap 500 dollar 6 year old walmart computer.

i fucked your dad and swallowed

At 11/21/09 09:03 PM, Caraboo wrote: i fucked your dad and swallowed

That is why he has been so stand off-ish at family events!

At 11/21/09 06:04 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Tom never replied when I asked for medals for The Kitten Game, so it could just be that.
He probably just missed the PM, and the author felt rejected and gave up.
Have you guys tried PMing the author?

lolololol, you wanted to put medals in The Kitten Game?...well, l must admit, if l created games l would want every single one of them to have medals :P

ALSO PLEASE BAN ME SO I CAN STUDY MORE

Lol, getting banned is the easiest thing ever, you just gotta try hard enough ;)

No posts in a day...

At 11/23/09 06:34 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: No posts in a day...

Damn I was hoping someone wouldn't ruin it... haha

At 11/23/09 08:26 PM, Caraboo wrote:

At 11/23/09 06:34 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: No posts in a day...

Damn I was hoping someone wouldn't ruin it... haha

And I bet someone two dollars you would post right after him.

Thanks for the free cash, Carabitch. :3

At 11/23/09 06:34 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: No posts in a day...

Well, since we have guides for every single medal game, no new games are out and the system is working fine (except for the old problems-Shift4 and such) that's hardly surprising...althought this is the first or the second time that this occured...

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  Level Up!

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  Sandbox Platform RPG Comedy - Run, jump, collect gems and talk to zany NPC's to level up!

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At 11/25/09 09:28 AM, Ray80 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 9030

"This game's medals should be going live soon. Hopefully the way it's coded in, you should -get- you medals when they are added if you reload a game, but the whole system is (obviously) untested."

*sigh* I beat the game this morning and I didn't get the medals when I reloaded the game. Further the game is weird and you can't even collect gems after beating it. All they do is fly around, except for the gems at the very top right, after you jump from the top of the tower. Those 5/6 gems you can collect. Very strange. The blue ones also follow you around too, but they get stuck on platforms.

I know this may be old, but when i'm playing Miami Shark there seems to be alot of glitchs that keep the shark on the bottom and not let me move, or all the way to the left or right? Has this happened to anyone else? It makes getting some of the medals really hard to get if the controls just dont respond for a few minutes. Thanks if you can help.

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  Tower of Greed

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The game now had medals.