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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 12:01:11


At 11/26/05 11:53 AM, Frostbreath wrote: Oh, i didn't intend to make it into a competition, i just.... wait, i did want to make it into a competition. Though not one that would last for several reviews. And i didn't read your review before i made mine, i just saw that you reviewd it and though, what the heck, why not.

As I said, oh wow, a review quality competition, this is going to be interesting. Now that i have a competitor with the review quality, how can I get down with the level of my reviews? It is pretty much bad for me now.. Anyway, I am glad you didn't read my review before, that means the competition will be fair and square.
Let the best reviewer win!


Hahaha, ha. That's actually really funny. Clever thinking ;)

O_o, so I am clever now, I have to tell you, it is a very weird feeling >.<


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 12:13:35


At 11/26/05 12:01 PM, Lidov wrote: Let the best reviewer win!

Nuff said.

O_o, so I am clever now, I have to tell you, it is a very weird feeling >.<

I don't get you. At all. Are you saying that you're a dumb person in real life, or are you just acting?

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 12:41:08


At 11/26/05 12:13 PM, Frostbreath wrote: Nuff said.

No, I said so and I don't remember that I am named Nuff...


I don't get you. At all. Are you saying that you're a dumb person in real life, or are you just acting?

Cleverness-Mentally quickness, showing dexterity and skills~~Webster dictionary.
Nah... I am just saying that I am not clever.


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 14:08:57


Glad to hear my reviews of reviews have inspired better reviews. That was part of the reason I decided to do that.

Also, I think it's funny.

Anyway, I just wanted to say: don't think that a better score from you will necessarily be reciprocated. Also, I don't wanna spark off any aggressive competition. Just encourage better reviews, for all flash creators.

Stay funky,
- Bez

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 14:27:27


At 11/26/05 02:08 PM, Bezman wrote: Glad to hear my reviews of reviews have inspired better reviews. That was part of the reason I decided to do that.

Well, I think they are, now after your review review, i can even review crappy movies in a better way than I used to.

Also, I think it's funny.

Excuse me, but do you find the fact that you review reviews funny? Because it is...

Anyway, I just wanted to say: don't think that a better score from you will necessarily be reciprocated. Also, I don't wanna spark off any aggressive competition. Just encourage better reviews, for all flash creators.

I don't think that your review reviews will be reciprocated, but it is nice to know what are the levels of my reviews. I am also curious to know what is the next level above "rather exellent'' . Anyway, I don't think the competition between us is agressive, it would only be one review, and lets face it, it half of it is a joke... Now stop brabering and give me 10\10! I mean, please mister.

Stay funky,
- Bez

I was never funky and I am not going to stay that way,
- Lid


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 14:34:03


At 11/26/05 02:08 PM, Bezman wrote: Glad to hear my reviews of reviews have inspired better reviews. That was part of the reason I decided to do that.

I've got those reviews of my reviews from you. Decent ratings for my reviews. I usually think as much as I can to type in a review. I don't want to repeat myself or start blabbering on about a lot of shit. Sometimes, I'll make a 4 line review, other times, I could make reviews that could be at least 2000 characters. It just depends what I can say.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-26 14:40:16


At 11/26/05 02:34 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I've got those reviews of my reviews from you. Decent ratings for my reviews. I usually think as much as I can to type in a review. I don't want to repeat myself or start blabbering on about a lot of shit. Sometimes, I'll make a 4 line review, other times, I could make reviews that could be at least 2000 characters. It just depends what I can say.

Same here sometimes I can write a very long review, but then sometimes I can only think of a two-liner.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 05:37:09


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10 reviews made and 6 responses received, although I did expect to get another one or two. :| Response rate: 47.34%

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 06:14:23


At 11/26/05 02:08 PM, Bezman wrote: Glad to hear my reviews of reviews have inspired better reviews. That was part of the reason I decided to do that.

Well actually, i decided to make good reviews before that, though i decided to put what little more effort i could fit in. So i guess you're right, after all.

Also, I think it's funny.

So do i.

Anyway, I just wanted to say: don't think that a better score from you will necessarily be reciprocated. Also, I don't wanna spark off any aggressive competition. Just encourage better reviews, for all flash creators.

Who said anything about agressive? I just wanted to see what score i would get, and that Lidov had just reviewed the same movie was just a coinsidence. But if you don't want to rate them, then it's your choice. None will argue about it later. At least i wont.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 08:12:50


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Response Rate: 31.39%

One more review written yesterday. I think it was my longest so far with 2548 characters. It's pretty hard to believe that I still had so many characters left =S Anyway, I got a nice reply in return, which means I only need 3 more to get to 100 =)


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 08:21:10


At 11/27/05 08:12 AM, Auz wrote: View Your Reviews (309)
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Response Rate: 31.39%

Nice...

As for me i was so tired around midnight which is when i do a few reviews and i went to sleep heh, but ill get started in abit on a few, nice Percentage though Auz...

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 12:18:37


Just thought I should pop in since it's been a while since I've posted in here, what with me being busy recently and all, hopefully I'll be posting in here more frequently from now on.

Anyway, I've gone up from 70 responses to 71

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The response was a thanks though, for me informing an author, who wanted their flash deleted, the correct way of getting it deleted.

So of course that means at some point I'll drop straight back down from 71 to 70, it also means I'll lose a review :(

My response rate=3.54%

Beat that!!!!!

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 14:32:20


For some reason, I seem unable to post responses atm.

Error - that response is too long - 0 characters, which is greater than our 4,096 limit. Please go back and try again. Please go back and try again.

I'd give Lidov's latest review an 8. Although part of me doesn't want to, as he asked for it.

I'd give Frostbreath's a 6/7. Just needed some cc imo. Was lovely reading it though.

At 11/27/05 12:18 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: My response rate=3.54%

Beat that!!!!!

Maybe I'll take on your challenge sometime... Would you send me a prize if I managed it?

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 14:42:27


At 11/27/05 02:32 PM, Bezman wrote:
Error - that response is too long - 0 characters, which is greater than our 4,096 limit. Please go back and try again. Please go back and try again.

P.S. The response I was trying to post was 3998 characters, not '0'.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 16:00:39


responses that are too long by Bezman? I'll wait as long as necessary for a response for my review then, heh.
My goal over thanksgiving break was to shoot over 400 reviews. With 391-38, i think i failed- only got halfway there. My response rate is nearing 10% for the first time ever though. How's everyone else's reviewing going?


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-27 16:46:53


At 11/27/05 02:32 PM, Bezman wrote: For some reason, I seem unable to post responses atm.

Error - that response is too long - 0 characters, which is greater than our 4,096 limit. Please go back and try again. Please go back and try again.

Hmm, sounds like an odd problem :s

Maybe I'll take on your challenge sometime... Would you send me a prize if I managed it?

If anyone gets a lower response rate than me, I'll shave my head XD

At 11/27/05 04:00 PM, wizardman wrote: responses that are too long by Bezman? I'll wait as long as necessary for a response for my review then, heh.

Heh, he does write awesome responses, back in the day when I used to write 3-4 lines, I still got a massive response from him, t'was incredible.

How's everyone else's reviewing going?

I'm not reviewing too much at the moment I have a mountain of stuff I wanna get reviewed, I'm writing one review every sunday currently, hopefully I'll get a few more done next week though, I'll have to wait till Tuesday to see how I feel.

It's only a matter of time till I get a negative change in reviews since the last update :(

I could have wrote loads yesterday but I was hooked on GTA Liberty City Stories so I didn't get any done, but oh well, that's the way it goes.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 10:17:24


At 11/27/05 08:21 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: nice Percentage though Auz...

Thanks, I guess just above 30% is not bad, but I could easily get it a lot higher if I want to.

At 11/27/05 12:18 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: My response rate=3.54%

Beat that!!!!!

Are you only reviewing five year old submissions or something? =S
That´s really low, even if I would try I probably couldn´t get a response rate like that.

At 11/27/05 04:00 PM, wizardman wrote: How's everyone else's reviewing going?

Not bad I think. I slowed down a bit after I reached 300, but I still review more then I thought I would.

Bahamut, I think the hot flash content page really does like you. This is about the fifth time I see your name there.

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 11:32:07


At 11/28/05 10:17 AM, Auz wrote: Bahamut, I think the hot flash content page really does like you. This is about the fifth time I see your name there.

Hahaha, ha.

Hot Flash Content count: 6

Here's a higher quality screenshot.

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 12:58:08


At 11/27/05 12:18 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: View Your Reviews (2,007)
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The 4 digits look nice...

Congrats on 2000 reviews...

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 14:27:28


At 11/27/05 02:32 PM, Bezman wrote: I'd give Lidov's latest review an 8. Although part of me doesn't want to, as he asked for it.

I'd give Frostbreath's a 6/7. Just needed some cc imo. Was lovely reading it though.

Heh, seems like I lost in about 0.5 points... I guess that means that I have to improve the quality of my reviews a bit, although 8 is a pretty good grade and that was my goal from this review anyway. So, I am pretty happy from the result, it is just too bad that you can't post the complete response with all the reasonings and such. Anyway, congrats Frostbreath. As for me, i will try to write more quality reviews.


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 16:36:08


At 11/28/05 04:29 PM, Invaderchris wrote: I'd like to ask if theres anyone in here that writes REAL reviews. Rather than short editorial filth. Im one of those full-length reviewers.

You can't be serious. You have only 4 reviews and all of them are very, very short. If you want to see some real full length reviews, you would just have to click on a random account of a member of the club, like Afro_Stud or Auz and a lot more. Your reviews aren't called "full length", not yet at least. You are still a reviewers in his beginning, you should write some more reviews until your level of review would get better.


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 19:36:07


At 11/28/05 10:17 AM, Auz wrote: Are you only reviewing five year old submissions or something? =S

I review stuff from 2000 and stuff that makes the top 50, I don't expect responses at all, I'm shocked when I ever do get a responses.

Apart from when i review Bez's stuff, I always expect a response then of course :)

That´s really low, even if I would try I probably couldn´t get a response rate like that.

Heh, anyone could get a worse record if they really wanted too, just review thousands of submissions which you know the author's not going to read your review of and boom 0% response rate with loads of reviews, or if you're unlucky you'd get the odd one or two responses.

Fact is, no-one reviews like that though, and if they do they don't have too many.

At 11/28/05 11:32 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Hahaha, ha.

Hot Flash Content count: 6

Damn you, I've never had that once :(

Nah, congrats :)

At 11/28/05 12:58 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: The 4 digits look nice...

Congrats on 2000 reviews...

Heh, I reached 2000 reviews about a month ago, but still thanks for the late congrats. I think you even congratulated me for this before over in the LUL :)

At 11/28/05 04:29 PM, Invaderchris wrote: I'd like to ask if theres anyone in here that writes REAL reviews. Rather than short editorial filth.

Look at everyone's reviews that have posted on this page, Auz, Bezman, Lidov and me all write long reviews

Im one of those full-length reviewers.

Unless this is an alt account you're posting on, trust me you're not a full-length reviewer, you're reviews are as bad as Kwas', I'm just pleased you don't have over 10,000 of them like he does.

One liners are not full length reviews.
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I've lost a review a second ago, so tomorrow on the reviewers list I'll have had +0 reviews for the first ever time, yay :(

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-28 22:21:42


At 11/28/05 07:36 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Heh, I reached 2000 reviews about a month ago, but still thanks for the late congrats. I think you even congratulated me for this before over in the LUL :)

Ha sorry man, i forget things fast haha...

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-29 05:30:53


At 11/29/05 02:03 AM, PadmeSkywalker wrote: You seem to forget a lot of things ~X~ Well good luck on your reviews.

Yep, i tend to have alot going on, so iforget things even the simplest of things, nice to see you drop by here...

Just wondering howmany responses do you have to those reviews you have??

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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-29 10:31:36


At 11/28/05 04:29 PM, Invaderchris wrote: I'd like to ask if theres anyone in here that writes REAL reviews. Rather than short editorial filth. Im one of those full-length reviewers.

Hahaha, you call that full-length? 3 lines doesn´t have to be a bad review, but it´s not what I would call full-length. Just take a look at the reviews of some of the people in this club, then you´ll see what a full-length review is.

At 11/28/05 07:36 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Damn you, I've never had that once :(

I´m sure I saw your name there once a couple of days or weeks ago. Perhaps you should visit that page more often (and review some more recent submissions).

I've lost a review a second ago, so tomorrow on the reviewers list I'll have had +0 reviews for the first ever time, yay :(

I just updated it and I had -1 for you actually. You must´ve lost another one today I guess.


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Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-29 10:47:59


At 11/28/05 07:36 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Nah, congrats :)

Thanks!

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Well, I lost one review, but it didn't have a response, so I'm okay with that. Response rate: 47.41%

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-29 16:50:24


At 11/28/05 10:21 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Ha sorry man, i forget things fast haha...

You're telling me! :P

At 11/29/05 05:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Just wondering howmany responses do you have to those reviews you have??

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Never do that again, you had me thinking I'd missed someone out for a second there. But she only had 4, phew.

At 11/29/05 10:31 AM, Auz wrote: I´m sure I saw your name there once a couple of days or weeks ago. Perhaps you should visit that page more often (and review some more recent submissions).

I visit the page every day, just praying, but no luck whatsoever :(

I just updated it and I had -1 for you actually. You must´ve lost another one today I guess.

Heh, i lost it about 10 minutes after posting that I'd be on 0, lost a response too, but got another one at about the same time for ebaums world dot com, wasn't a good response at all, but meh, still a response non the less.

Both the reviews I lost have been because I informed the author of the correct way of deleting their flash, I have about 50+ reviews informing authors, who want their flash deleted, the correct way of going about it, I could be in for a shock at some point...

At 11/29/05 10:47 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Well, I lost one review, but it didn't have a response, so I'm okay with that. Response rate: 47.41%

Heh, you're just going to shoot up the top 10 response rate list, good luck on overtaking cannibus_clock.

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-11-30 11:06:27


At 11/29/05 04:50 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Heh, you're just going to shoot up the top 10 response rate list, good luck on overtaking cannibus_clock.

Yeah, again, if I review enough and get enough responses, I should easily pass him. Although I won't pass Nomader or BonusStage since I want to stop at 50% response rate, which I think is very good. I can still review flashes that won't get me a response and ones that will. A nice balance. :)

Response to The Reviewers Club 2005-12-01 13:39:23


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One new response for me. I had to go through 12 pages of my responses to find the new response. I think I did find the response, but still, it again makes me hope liljim adds the responses by when you got it.

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At 11/29/05 04:50 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Never do that again, you had me thinking I'd missed someone out for a second there. But she only had 4, phew.

Haha...

4 hmmm well im sure she could start to get more if she wanted, ohwell...

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