I'm hardly ever on the General forum, but i guess it's time for some faggotry again.
I will give your life a rating between 0 - 10 I and will explain my reasons as well.
Post these things about your life:
First name
Age
Hobbies
Favourite Music
Favourite Movies
Occupation
Location
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
and then I'll rate you. I'll do this as fast as I can and as long as I feel like it.
Go ahead, enjoy.
If I get a bad score, am I obligated to kill myself?
There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.
Seth
15
Guitar, Singing, Video Games, Cooking
Metal, to be specific thrash
Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Beavis and Butthead Do America, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
School/babysitting
Iowa
Depressed
Awaiting faggotry :P
First name
Stefan
Age
16
Hobbies
Lying in the grass, watching the clouds drift by.
Favourite Music
rock/hardrock/metal
Favourite Movies
None
Occupation
Student
Location
The Netherlands
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
Ranging from average to depressed
Let's see if your response isn't retarded.
Anamnensis, A double edged sword. // Live a day like a mayfly. // Never compromise, never surrender.
I'll give it a shot:
Olivier
13
Hobbies:Sports both watching and playing, internet, telling and hearing jokes
Favorite music: none really, just good songs
Favorite movies: Anger Managment, Superman returns, Pirates of the carribean
Ocupation: Student
Location: halifax NS, Canada
General temper: Happy
Judge away my friends!
First name- Aaron
Age- Look into profile (16)
Hobbies- Computer, video games, doing martial arts.
Favourite Music- Classical music is my forte.
Favourite Movies- Currently, still Saving Private Ryan
Occupation- Unemployed
Location- None of your business.
Just rate me on whatever I wrote.
Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
First name: James
Age: 17
Hobbies: Rugby, learning guitar and bass guitar, hanging about with buds and NG
Favourite Music: Q.O.T.S.A., Metallica etc
Favourite Movies: Terminator 2, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Waynes World
Occupation: currently seeking employment
Location: Scotland
General temper: Usually good, angered easily, think things over too much
You better get outta my face, or i'm gonna ROUNDHOUSE your ass!!!!
Brothers everywhere, raise your fists into the air. We're warriors - warriors of the world
Michael
16
Masturbating, Video games
Rock in general
Shaolin Soccer, Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy, Hot Fuzz, Jackass #2
Looking for a job right now
New Jersey
Pessimistic
Why not? I'm bored.
First name: I'm not really sure what it is anymore since everyone just calls me Selk.
Age: 13
Hobbies: Porn?
Favourite Music: Anime / game soundtracks. Not the shit ones, things like Final Fantasy.
Favourite Movies: Final Fantasy Spirits Within? I can't remember any others.
Occupation: Hobo!
Location: Earth.
General temper: There is none for me.
siglololol
First name: Marcus
Age: 14
Hobbies: Video Games, Watching Porn (once in a while)
Favourite Music: None really, it's just scattered
Favourite Movies: Speed, The Matrix (I'm a Keanu Reeves kind of guy)
Occupation: Student
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
General temper: Depressed, even when watching porn
could my life get any more faggoty?
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
Magnus
13
Skating, posting, wearing panties and dancing to Gwen Stafani records.
Ska, punk, alternative rock, metal, heavy metal
Jackass the Movie, Clerks, Clerks two
Lazy Fucker
Crappy suburb in Illinois
Average / Cheerfull
At 7/7/07 12:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Seth
15
Guitar, Singing, Video Games, Cooking
Metal, to be specific thrash
Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Beavis and Butthead Do America, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
School/babysitting
Iowa
Depressed
Your name is that of an ancient egyptian pharaoh, which grants you cool points. Your hobbies range from survival training in extreme situations (which is useful for Argmageddon-scenarios) to excessive use of the brain, keeping in in a good condition for a longer, non-mentally retarded life. Your musical taste deviates from short-lived-hype-music, and therefore grants extended happiness with it. The movies you posted are excellent portraits of real-life situations and give a honest view over modern society, due to the lack of censorship.
Due to your location though, you are in danger of getting bombed by several Talibian terrorists, airplanes or similar obstacles, and your chances of receiving death penalty is high, due to dangers of killing the babies you're watching over - reason for that being the depressive mood you possess.
Life rating 8/10 - estimated life-span: 80 years
At 7/7/07 12:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I'm hardly ever on the General forum, but i guess it's time for some faggotry again.
I will give your life a rating between 0 - 10 I and will explain my reasons as well.
Post these things about your life:
First name
Kristinn
Age
15
Hobbies
Playing guitar, Backyard wrestling, Golf.
Favourite Music
Metal, Mostly thrash, but death is a close second. SLAYER.
Favourite Movies
Myrkrahöfðinginn, Icelandic movie about vikings.
Occupation
Student, But I work part time in Social service.
Location
Eskifjörður,Iceland.
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
I'm mostly happy, But I get depressed often, But with good reason.
and then I'll rate you. I'll do this as fast as I can and as long as I feel like it.
Go ahead, enjoy.
Lol, I just noticed who made this thread, Weird to see you in Fagsville.
Well yeah of course it is, just take one day at a time my friend!
My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt
First name
Jordan
Age
17
Hobbies
Skateboarding, walking to far places, hanging out with friends, piano/keyboard, animating, drawing graffiti or cartoon characters, newgrounds
Favourite Music
classic rock and rock
Favourite Movies
diehard is my favorite but i have about a 1000 more i cant decide from
Occupation
i dont have one
Location
Florida, Orlando
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
70% happy 20% average 10% sad
First name: Frederik
Age: 14
Hobbies: Skating, Doing Le Parkour
Favourite Music: My Cheimcal Romance
Favourite Movies: Haggard(Bam Movie :P)
Occupation: Work at a Shop..
Location: denmark
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc: average
At 7/7/07 12:29 PM, NetWar wrote: Stefan
16
Lying in the grass, watching the clouds drift by.
rock/hardrock/metal
None
Student
The Netherlands
Ranging from average to depressed
Your name is a very typical one, so it doesn't leave an impression on anyone. Your hobbies do not require any braincells, therefore the lack of intellect will shorten your lifespan in the most dangerous way.
Your musical preferences seem to be rather broad, giving you lots of styles to enjoy which enhances the longevity of ear-pleasure. No movies do not broaden your horizon. The country you live in is occupied by many pedophiliacs and drug-addicts, which does not exactly support your living conditions. Average to slightly depressed mood won't change your rating much.
Life rating 5/10 - estimated life-span: 35 - 50 years left to live.
At 7/7/07 12:40 PM, KennedyKrew wrote:
Location: denmark
I'm saving you some time otherwise spent waiting...
Your life isn't worth it.
You were just unlucky to be born in that hell hole.
First name - Jake
Age - 16
Hobbies - Drawing, hanging with friends, video games, movies...
Favourite Music - Wide range (no rap, country, or "mainstream" though)
Favourite Movies - Too many to name. Comedy and action, mainly
Occupation - Gonna work at McD's soon (I hope) :D
Location - Wisconsin
General temper - Natural-high-kind-of-happy
Cocks.
At 7/7/07 12:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
First name
Dalton
Age
16
Hobbies
Playing guitar, Uploading my music to NG, Working around the yard, LISTENING TO METALLL
Favourite Music
Death metal, Tech Metal, Some black metal, Classic Metal, Oldies, Some 80's music, Rock, But mainly metal
Favourite Movies
The whole george romero series, the lucio fulcie series, halloween, candyman, alot of 80's Bfilms, evil dead, alot of the horror genre tooo many to name
Occupation
Lawn work, landscaper, musician, graveyard caretaker (im serious lol)
Location
Here and there
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
Average, Always humorous
At 7/7/07 12:36 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Life rating 8/10 - estimated life-span: 80 years
Say that's pretty cool, I always thought I'd die in some kind of movement or war
At 7/7/07 12:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote: First name
Peter.
Age
14.
Hobbies
Computer technology, playing Final Fantasy games.
Favourite Music
Music doesn't play an important part in my life.
Favourite Movies
Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz.
Occupation
None, unless being a high school student counts.
Location
England, The United Kingdom.
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.
Sadistic, but otherwise average.
and, making Graffiti in South House..(Copenhagen)
Do more than one per post or you'll never get to everyone.
At 7/7/07 12:30 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Olivier
13
Hobbies:Sports both watching and playing, internet, telling and hearing jokes
Favorite music: none really, just good songs
Favorite movies: Anger Managment, Superman returns, Pirates of the carribean
Ocupation: Student
Location: halifax NS, Canada
General temper: Happy
Your name is of French heritage and is often use as a pseudonym for gay actors. Due to your gayness, the chance of receiving HIV through the butt is larger. Your hobbies are a mixed bag, sport offering greater possibilities for building a healthy body while enlarging the danger of injuries which could lead to paralysis or death. The internet makes you dumb, while telling and hearing bad jokes could seriously hurt your intellect. Your movie taste follows the strict mainstream route, leaving the brain underused and highering the fat rate in your body, due to the excessive popcorn-flick-ism you possess. Canada is a rather safe place to live, but due to the closeness to the USA, the chance of a North-korean Nuclear attack is evident. Your happy mood won't help there either.
Life rating: 6/10 - estimated life-span: 50 more years
Wow, looking at all the others, I'm probably gonna have a lifespan of only 40 years.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
First name: Charles
Age: 17
Hobbies: Lying down and reading poetry.
Favorite music: Black/gothic/death/thrash/prog metal, gothic/prog rock, and classical.
Favorite movies: A Clockwork Orange, Cannibal Holocaust and Showgirls (same ones in my profile)
Occupation: Part-time music studio employee
Location: Queens, NY
General temper: Clinically depressed
Bleh...there you go.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
User: Strength
Extensive faggotry leads to an early grave.
User: UndeadTemplar88
Your name is well known in the gay-scene, resulting in great danger of death due to HIV.
Taking walks on the beach is a non-dangerous, non-intellectual activity, resulting in neither an increase or decrease in your life-span.
Your musical preferences tell me that you are strongly trying to be different from others, while sacrificing what is YOU, and therefore you lose life points due to the lack of personal integrity. Schindler's List is a highly acclaimed, intelligent movie which needs brains to work for the audience.
Your job is not exactly upper-class, therefore resulting in the loss of brains and gives you a high chance of getting shot/killed/raped by unsatisfied customers.
Due to your usage of crack to get happy, which is easily accessible in baltimore, your brain will die off way too early, leaving you in a retarded state.
Life rating: 5/10 estimated life-span: 60 more years (40 in retarded mode)
User: Lost-Wisdom
A Fairly average name, not remarkable in any way.
The combination of being unemployed and introverted, showing an evdient idiotic, pitiful "coolness" and anti-social behaviour,
your life will not be lived past the age of 30. You live in the past, reliving the glorious days of "classical" music. You release your surpressed anger in violent movies - some kind of VA-tech massacre could happen in the near future, decreasing your life span tremendously.
Life rating: 1/10 estimated life span: 5 - 10 more years
sweet, im probably gonna live for another 90 years the way this guy is rating ppl
At 7/7/07 01:00 PM, Jackotrades wrote: sweet, im probably gonna live for another 90 years the way this guy is rating ppl
Well... look at Strength's....
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
