At 7/7/07 12:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

First name

Zach

Age

14

Hobbies

Baseball, chess, kayaking, crabbing, nightcrawling, listening to music, cooking occasionally, seeing friends.

Favourite Music

Industrial, REAL Goth music, Classical, Metal, Noise, Ambient, Darkwave

Favourite Movies

Clockwork Orange, Man Bites Dog

Occupation

Too young for anyone to want to hire me.

Location

New York USA

General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.

Average

Jeru (yes its a wierd name)
13
programing, watching bleach and naruto
i hate music
triple x, live free or die hard
student
kirtland, nm
happy

User: KingRugger

One of the most overused names in history. Won't be missed. Luckily, your hobbies are extending your lifespan, because you are expanding your skills on various instruments and the appearance of friends. The presence of these two hobbies lowers the braindamage caused by Newgrounds. Your favourite music is not timeless, but might fulfill your needs for joy and excitement for a certain time. Your favourite movies are all classics which will entertain for many additional years to come. The lack of a job is a negative point, but at least you are trying to find one. Being a strong, alcohol-sturdy scotsman is definitely a positive point.

Life rating 8/10 estimated life-span: 55 - 65 more years

User: TehreTard

Another average name that no one is gonna miss, but the amount of work you put into masturbating is astonishing and will keep you vital for the years to come. Video games make use of braincells excessively, which grants lasting brain function even when older. Rock in general is a broad genre, granting enough different artists to keep the listener satisfied.
Your movie taste ranges from classic underdogs to brainless entertainment, showing a neither healthy nor unhealthy balance. The lack of job is again a problem for future investments to keep the heart beating. New Jersey is also a place of great danger, therefore it does reduce your lifespan due to recurring possibility of terror attacks by taliban mobs. Your pessimistic outlook on life will lead to paranoia, so your chance of killing people in the heat of the moment is large.

Life rating: 7/10 estimated life-span: 40 to 50 more years.

At 7/7/07 01:00 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

User: Lost-Wisdom

Mean, mean mean

Life rating: 1/10 estimated life span: 5 - 10 more years

You're such a hater you know. :*(

Hey. What about me? :'(

User: Girouette

Your non-awareness of your actual name gives a good impression concering your brain activities. You are thirteen years old and your main hobby is watching porn. While certainly good for the physical aspects of your body, your brain will suffer from the sight of ugly, greasy men. You took the easiest choice for media entertainment, since watching the movies you displayed here, requires no further search for music, so even if the Teletubbies were playing, you'd enjoy it. Your occupation fits your earlier descriptions. Insecurity is shown by refusing to tell me your location and the non-temperness you're trying to convince me off. You are a sad being, longing for friendship, acceptance and a larger porn collection, which is not exactly fortunate for a long life.

Life rating: 1/10 estimated life span: 5 - 15 more years

User: TOEZ

First name: Marcus
Age: 14
Hobbies: Video Games, Watching Porn (once in a while)
Favourite Music: None really, it's just scattered
Favourite Movies: Speed, The Matrix (I'm a Keanu Reeves kind of guy)
Occupation: Student
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
General temper: Depressed, even when watching porn

Your name is an indicator for being redundant. Your hobbies show a good balance of physical training (porn) and brain activity (gaming) and are therefore acceptable.
Insecurity in the choice of music and the love for mindless action movies do show the opposite of the spectrum though, leaving a negative impression amongst yourself.
Being a student does help keeping intelligence on a constant level, and so does the country you live in, as long as there is no nuclear fallout to be experienced due to the closeness to the USA. The depressed mood when watching porn is a dangerous treat though, as it either leads to an asexual or homosexual state. Prepare to be butt-food.

Life rating: 6/10 estimated life span: 30 - 40 more years

First name

lauren

Age

15

Hobbies

art, cooking, web design, videogames

Favourite Music

Metal, rock, punk

Favourite Movies

Star Wars, Zoolander, Old School

Occupation

Student/ Web design (sorta)

Location

Florida, USA

General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.

average

At 7/7/07 01:21 PM, Goatchrist wrote: User: Girouette

Life rating: 1/10 estimated life span: 5 - 15 more years

I have no qualms I die at the age of 30.

Name: Bartholomew
Age: 13
Hobbies: Sports, cooking, playing video games, Doing logical puzzles
Favourite Music: Alternative/Punk
Favourite Movies: South park: Bigger longer uncut, Naruto movies, mostly action movies.
Occupation: Student
Location: Warsaw, Poland
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc. : Happy/average

Thanks for doing this :)

First name: Ricky
Age: 14
Hobbies: Guitar, music, video games.
Favourite Music: Hard Rock.
Favourite Movies: Battle Royale 1 and 2
Occupation: Student :|
Location: California
General temper: Happy :D

User: Bus-Driver

Your name was an excellent choice by your parents, being both thoughtful and remarkable. Sadly, your choice of hobbies does not fit it well. Skating might lead to an early grave, as does listening to shortlasting dreck that is half of your music.
Your movie choices do not require actual thought and are therefore unproductive for your brain, leaving it in a comatose state. Your occupation description does support the facts of the last sentence, as does the crappy suburb you mentioned. People WILL remember your name, but not the junk that is the person connected to it.

Life rating: 2/10 estimated life-span: 15 - 30 more years

MrFinland

Your name is fairly average and doesn't show many unique aspects. Your hobbies are both helpful, you can shoot drunken faggots who're after you and you can as well repair your car in case of an apparent Zombie attack. Your music taste is diverse enough, probably keeping you satisfied and happy for a very long time. Your movies are diverse, and at least in parts thoughtful, which adds points for brain activity. Dish-washing is not a higher-class job, but if done for such a short time, it will not hurt, as long as your actual job is going to be any better.
Your location is secure, nice and well-developed, granting bonus points to your lifespan. Your neutral mood is neither dangerous, nor helpful and the reoccuring bad temper can be dealt with.

Life rating: 9/10 estimated life-span: 65 - 75 more years

At 7/7/07 01:32 PM, Goatchrist wrote: User: Bus-Driver

Your name was an excellent choice by your parents, being both thoughtful and remarkable.

Psssh. My parents named me Cory, I changed it to Magnus myself.

And it begins...

Name: Colin
Age: 15
Hobbies: Playing the drums, gaming, listening to music
Music: All rock (apart from punk, glam, black, speed, and death) and some other various artists like Jason Mraz
Movies: Jarhead, Donnie Darko, V for Vendetta
Occupation: None, I don't have time for that
Location: Norway
General Temper: Average, happy

First name: Kailan
Age: 16
Hobbies: Computers and computer games I guess.
Favourite Music: Muse I guess.
Favourite Movies: Falling Down, V For Vendetta and SAW.
Occupation: Student.
Location: England.
General temper: I'd say it varies from normal/average to borderline depressed.

At 7/7/07 12:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
First name

Stefan

Age

21

Hobbies

movies, video games, drinking / clubs, swimming, possibly soon to be sky diving

Favourite Music

system of a down, rage against the machine, NOFX, Bad Religion

Favourite Movies

Gladiator, 300, Sin City, The Departed

Occupation

Naval Architect

Location

Halifax, NS

General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.

average... with a fairly short temper

First name

mark

Age

16

Hobbies

rocking out!,making music vids,playing ps2

Favourite Music

Lostprophets, Greenday, Kaiser Cheifs, Blink 182, Linkin Park

Favourite Movies

School of Rock, Anchorman, Mr.beans holiday

Occupation

Skool

Location

The uk

General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.

Depressed usally

User: Kiddmeizter

A very original first name, definitely remarkable. Your hobbies both educate the body and the mind and are therefore a gateway to a long life.
Though your life might be threatened by excessive fanboy-ism, so around the time when Slayer dissolve, your life is in serious danger.
Your job choices are also excellent for a long life, especially the possibility to escape from the anti-social school environment to social work.
Your location is probably one of the best venues for a long life, due to the natural abrasiveness of your homeland, making its inhabitants naturally stronger.
Depression caused by actual reasons are acceptable, and the happy mood does support it well.

Your combination of healthy sports for both the brain and the body, as well as long lasting musical appeal due to massive fanboy-ism grant a long life, even if it's slightly threatened by the latter point.

Life rating 9/10 estimated life-span: 65 - 75 more years

User: Bonemill

Dalton is a name often connected to the worst James Bond actor this side of Lazenby, not a plus, but the name itself is acceptable.
Your hobbies do show a healthy life though, especially the excessive and broad connection to your music. Horror movies like those you mentioned are fun on one side, and Romero's series does also add the necessary intellectual bit on the other.
Even though you seem to be generally surrounded by death, it seems that what death takes from others does give you strength. Jobs like the ones you do are hard work and do certainy effect physical stability.
You seem to be a nomad, which is hard life-style, but the connected raping/pillaging does do you good, the humor fits to that lifestyle as well.

Life rating: 9/10 estimated life-span 65 - 75 more years

At 7/7/07 01:34 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Psssh. My parents named me Cory, I changed it to Magnus myself.

which leads your rating to drop by 1 and your life span to drop by 5 years.

First name: Matt
Age: 17
Hobbies: Going to town with friends, smoking weed, finding adventurous stuff to do in my car.
Favourite Music: Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Sublime, Rancid, The Transplants... Too many...
Favourite Movies:Grandmas boy, Zombie Movies(Too many to list),
Occupation: Unemployed currently to get my grades up in adult education before I go to college.
Location: Quebec, Canada, Montreal
General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.: Content-Happy? Hard to say because I don't pay much attention to it.

Wow, you're getting through these quite quickly, good job. Shouldn't be too long till I get mine, I'm surprised.

User: 0peth

Your name resembles one of those actors who are still holding the banner of humor in current series. A good thing. Your hobbies are an excellent mix of brain and body education, as is your broad taste in music, being both good for exercise and thinking.
Your favourite movies are also an excellent display of good taste for brainer-movies, especially for someone at the age of 14.
Your location is probably the only negative point in your description, being in danger of many different things, mainly attempts of terrorism, or some boring, average murder.

Life rating: 9/10 estimated life-span: 65 - 75 more years

User: GoryBlizzard

First name: Charles
Age: 17
Hobbies: Lying down and reading poetry.
Favorite music: Black/gothic/death/thrash/prog metal, gothic/prog rock, and classical.
Favorite movies: A Clockwork Orange, Cannibal Holocaust and Showgirls (same ones in my profile)
Occupation: Part-time music studio employee
Location: Queens, NY
General temper: Clinically depressed

You have a very common name, so, memorabillity is not in your favour.
The wide taste in music does you good in the brains, as does the apparent interest in poetry. Physically, your body does not have enough things to do, so it might rot a few years too early.
Your preferred choices in movies is, again, excellent for the brain, your occupation as well. The location is again threatened by various terror attacks or casual murderers. Your temper seems to show through though, so people might not think killing/raping you'd be worth it.

Life rating: 7/10 estimated life-span: 45 - 55 more years

At 7/7/07 02:01 PM, Paradox wrote: Wow, you're getting through these quite quickly, good job.

I'm Freud's grandson, you know.

First name: Nikolas
Age: 16
Hobbies: Weapon Collecting, Gaming, Sharpshooting, Martial Arts
Favourite Music: Huey Lewis, Aerosmith, Three Doors Down
Favourite Movies: Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Russel Crowe <-- Anything
Occupation: Retail at Gamestop
Location: Springfield Massachusetts
General temper: Neutral

First name

Jacob

Age

13

Hobbies

skating, internet

Favourite Music

metal/rock some rap

Favourite Movies

scarface, oceans 11/12/13, 1408

Occupation

student

Location

PA

General temper (are you suicidal/happy/depressed/sick/average,etc.: Go ahead, enjoy.

happy/average

Just PM me mine if you can't post any more in the topic. I hate when that happens.

At 7/7/07 02:03 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 7/7/07 02:01 PM, Paradox wrote: Wow, you're getting through these quite quickly, good job.

I'm Freud's grandson, you know.

omfg I'm next. Can't wait either, these seem pretty good from what I've seen.

First name: Evon
Age: 16
Hobbies: Animation, Game Design, Drawing, Playing Video games
Favourite Music: Rap, Rock
Favourite Movies: Live free or Die hard, Rush Hour 1-2
Occupation: Student(Going into 12th grade)
Location: Brookyln, NY (U.S.A)
General temper: Average(Meh)

At 7/7/07 12:45 PM, Paradox wrote: Peter.

About as average as it gets. Won't be missed.

Computer technology, playing Final Fantasy games.

Requires some braincells, definitely helpful for non-retarded, vital aging,

Music doesn't play an important part in my life.

Radically decreases the quality of your destinctive hearing. While music that is being played too loud may damage your hearing, none will not definite it and it'll become redundand and useless in the years to come. Music is also valuable for additonal feelings and mood in your life. Might left you emotionally handicapped.

Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz.

A good mix of classic humor, also not without intellectual merit, if rather sparse.

None, unless being a high school student counts.

It counts as a constant brain-feeder.

England, The United Kingdom.

Fairly safe, especially since Blair dropped the job. Apart from a few casual murders and the bus-bombings here and there, it should be okay.

Sadistic, but otherwise average.

Sadistic behaviour is reason for a strong self-awareness and self-value. Definitely a positive thing.

Life rating: 8/10 estimated life-span: 55- 65 more years, if some of them emotinally handicapped.

Excuse the partially horrid spelling, all the writing does take its toll :P

At 7/7/07 02:21 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Excuse the partially horrid spelling, all the writing does take its toll :P

Hey, its good stuff though.