And Christians too, actually.. Fuck you!
There was no big bang, there was no adam and eve, Here's what really happened...
The beginning of life starts out with only fire and ice. It began with the existence of only two worlds: Muspellheim and Niflheim. When the warm air of Muspellheim hit the cold ice of Niflheim, the outline of the Thurses Ymir and the icy cow Audhumbla were created. Ymir's foot bred a son with the other and a man and a woman emerged from his armpits. Thus he would be the father of an entire host of the cruel creatures known as giants. As Ymir slept, the continuing heat from Muspellheim made him sweat. He sweat out Surt, a flaming giant who went to Muspellheim, whose fire made him feel welcome. Later Ymir woke and drank Audhumbla's milk. And while he drank the cow licked on a salt stone. The first day a mans hair appeared, on the second day the head and on the third day the entire man emerged from the stone. His name was Bure and with an unknown giant he fathered the three gods Odin, Vili and Ve. And when the gods felt strong enough they killed Ymir. His blood flooded the world and drowned all of the giants, except two. But they would replenish the giants and soon there were as many as before Ymirs death. Then the gods created seven more worlds using Ymirs flesh for dirt, his blood for the Oceans, rivers and lakes, his bones for stone and his skull for the heaven. Sparks from Muspellheim were thrown up and sat as stars and pieces of Ymirs brain as the clouds.
.... That's how the world began.
It's not complicated,and all the other stuff ( big bang etc.) Make no sense.
