It's all here.
Strangely beautiful. It's like a successful clulmination of all the tired old Zelda themes. 8 and 16 bit interaction. Mario crossovers. Zelda humping. Extremely juvinle penis-oriented jokes. Profanity-laden dialouge. It's all here. It's also the little things - like semen stains on bushes, and dragon humping. Not to mention Micheal Bolton. Well done - you have mastered the art of bastardizing the 8-bit classics. :)