I got a friend that would LOVE that title.
"Quest for Ass." Just funny...Well onto the list:
1) It says 'suck my balls' because he felt like putting it there? maybe...
2) Nintendo wouldn't, but xritualfaminex would!
3) Immature, yes, but what sperm jokes aren't?
4) Old men having sex with Link...That's just wrong.
5) Breakfast burritos. I guess.
6) Link in the world of Mario was pretty funny, though it also had an immature joke in there
7) Sex. Did someone say sex? Sex. Enough.
8) Cut Man isn't human, he's a robot. At least that's what Wily wants us to believe...
9)Crap in the corner...lol
10) I think he intended it to target a certain demograph, and I'm thinking it's the teenage males in this case.
11) Lovely indeed.
12) Sperm, blinding? You don't say? No... *insert sarcasm as needed*
13) Dirty old men suck. Eww, bad mental image, forget I said that.
14) No, no, no! lol
15) Wood...yep, 'nuff said there.
16) It maybe sucked a bit, but it was cool in that it had a certain kind of nostalgia to it, and it was pretty funny...
If anyone's wondering, this is basically a response/agreement list to go along with what Ardeact_Interactive said. It's not meant to be snappy or mean, it's just something I decided to type up. Yes, I'm bored.