hmm..
nice, and pretty funny too. Great job.
Reviews for "Link's Quest For Ass"
GOD DAMMIT!!!!
There is NO way you're 23. I hate it when people make movies about good video games and fuck them up with their stupid 13-year-old humor. Jesus H. I saw almost every joke in that movie coming. And you know why? Because it's stupid 13-year-old humor that I see in the portal all the time. Congratulations. You are a moron and you have completely bastardized The Legend of Zelda. This movie pissed me off so much with it's stupidity and non-funniness, I gave it a four. Yeah, I know you probably worked for monthes on this, but you're an idiot with a horribley overdone sense of humor. Wow. It sure looks cool when you use either swear words or sexual inuendo in every sentance. I don't mind either one unless they're overdone like this. I hope you have nightmares every night about being raped by hentai tentacles for the rest of your life. God. I still can't get over how horrible all the jokes were in that movie. The part where Mario's penis started growing was so fucking stupid. Think of something original. It didn't even have anything to do with the plot. If you could actually think for a second about the element of surprise and meaning, you might be able to add some actual humor to a movie but you chose to be a dick-greaser and use the same old, paint-by-numbers jokes that idiot kids put in their movies. Humor-wise, I'd say that this is the worst movie I've ever seen in the portal. I'm not even joking.
xritualfaminex responds:
Hmm, where to start? First off, yes, I am 23 years old and I think I possess a decent amount of maturity for my age. Why my maturity is in question is beyond me though. Seeing as you base my intelligence on this movie alone, without ever speaking to me personally along with calling me a moron, an idiot, a "dick-greaser" (whatever that is), and you hoping i'm raped by hentai tentacles put your maturity and intelligence in serious question. The fact that you wrote an entire essay voicing your displeasure towards the movie in such an insulting anf idiotic fashion while you bash my maturity level is quite laughable. I think it's obvious who the moron is and i'm glad you proved yourself to be the one. Congratulations to YOU, my freind.
heh
That was good.
Ok
I voted 5 due to peer presure(is that spelt right?).
dude........
that was one HELL of a fart at the end...