Reviews for The Suicide Bomber Game

[Vulkan]

Honor & Tactics

¿Why does the Palestinian suicide bombers blowthemselves? (BTW im not palestinian, just explaining why)

1. Tactics: The israeli army has F-16 Planes, Tanks, Helicopters, Machineguns, Missiles, Spies, Torture Camps, Superb training etc etc. Palestinians only have Kalashnikov rifles, M-16 rifles and homemade pipe bombs. Since in the middle east there is no landscape or weather for guerrila tactics the only solution they have is terrorism. And since the Israeli Soldiers are well trained (OUR TAXES TRAIN THEM) they only have a few seconds to detonate. Is easier to blow himself and escape suffering from their wrecked villages.

2. Honor: Since 1948 the arabs had only won 1 war of the 6 arab-israeli war. Shame is a very important feeling in the middle east and its better to die with honor than dying like a coward (i believe that too).

I think that are the 2 most important reasons. And faboulous999, not just anybody his a suicide bomber....YOU NEED SOME GIGANTIC BALLS TO DO IT.

fabulous999 responds:

So let's see here, blowing yourself up in order to kill innocent civilians is really heroic and not blowing up innocent civilians is cowardly. Well I do agree with you on one thing, it does take a lot of balls to blow yourself up, not much brains but a lot of balls.

p.s. For the record, I'm NOT siding with the Israelies, they are the one's who started all this shit, but that doesn't justify murder. BOTH sides are wrong.

[HellsArmy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was fucking halarious i can't wait for the full version. And anyone reading this with a sense of humour i strongly recommend

[PuNkDuDe182]

NICE WORK!

Hey sweet game, you should make it so theres levels and to pass on to the next level you have to kill a certin amount of people, oh yeah the only thing I think it needs is backround music but still its cool!

-Jeff

[Jaded-Paladin]

This is F#cking Hysterical!

This is a great little game- had me laughing out loud at work...I love non-PC, satirical games that parody the stupidity in this world. It would've been even funnier if the setting was some dirty little marketplace in Kabul, all the people were ragheads, and there was some stereotypical Middle Eastern music playing in the background...overall, fun for the whole family!

[c-o-r-o-n-a-69]

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i thought it was funny how u run around blowing people up and i think that its not funny in real life unless the guy was gay or something keep up the good work!