Im joining Today!
its like it saying Uncle Sam wants you!
Reviews for "All Your BLAM!"
capn-g responds:
Actually, we have that, only for us it's Uncle BLAM!
AND........
.....you just made it into my top 5 flash movies.
Wooo!!
Fuck Yes!!!, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the .... FLOOOOOR!! That Was Great, The All Your Base Are Belong To Us Spin Was Hilarious!
KILL CLOCKS EVERYWHERE
A Newgrounder's Lament
Where in our world is the old Blam Club in this hour, when Newgrounds needs them most? Where are those of the 2001 crop with the will to blam any and all spam that exists in the Portal? Though but a newb here on NG, even I know of them, who blammed the Clocks' movies while the Clocks were still spammy teenagers, who were one of the reasons that the Clocks were forced to grow up. Where are these ancient heroes now? Have they all left Newgrounds? Do they no longer care about the quality of flash in the Portal? If they remain, do they even see how the Kitty Krew and AfroUnderscoreStud now spam the Portal, or are they blind?
Wherever they are, this is an extremely well-made movie. If only every movie in the Portal was this good, NG would never have needed a Blam Club. But in this hour, when the Portal is filled constantly with spam, the ancient Blam Club is needed now, more than they were needed in the early days, when a few CC submissions would appear each month. This movie, though old, contains their message, and brings the message and the legend to each new era.
capn-g responds:
Alas we of the old guard are just that... old. Gone are the carefree days when we could stand vigil over the portal and bitchslap the crap as it came. It is to you, the new generation that we pass this honour and this burden. Make us proud and godspeed...
WHAT HAPPEN!?
Wade: Someone Just Upload Crap!
Stickclock:You Cannot Blam Enough Crap In Time!