Not My Ante
So... umm.... how much crack were you smoking when writing this exactly? Wow...
Complete and unadulterated randomness. It really isn't my ante honestly, and rather than actually finding it funny, it only caused an eyebrow raise and a jaw-drop induced by the brain-fizzling random stupidity.
Sure, some people may have found it amazingly funny, but I guess I don't find this that great at all. I know you may have been inspired by Apocolypto, but this entire thing seems more in line with a really, really, really, bad parody of Dancing with Wolves or something like that.
I suppose this is what happens if someone with flash uses some form of illegal substance to cause hallucinations?