I liked it...
...but Matzerath already did this cartoon. Granted, the quality of yours surpasses his by leagues, but it told the same story via the same means.
(Title: Mr. Twitcho, Author: Matzerath, NG submission #186739)
Of course that doesn't make this submission any less great, but it was kind of predictable as this has been done before.
Nevertheless, fantastic work as usual!
-Swain