He wore a condom! That's not his baby!
I'm not sure if that was something you wanted us to catch, or if it was a big mistake on your part. Regardless, he wore a condom with that chick, and you made it a point for us to see that, because with the other chick there was no condom opening scene.
Thats not his baby.. That girl murdered him indirectly!
How am I the first person to catch that?