hmmmm
An almost perfect representation of some of the worst stuff that can happen to you though the inclusion of an STD would have been great icing on this suicidal cake but hey. Any way great job I know you won't bring back but maybe we can see more in different people at different points in there lives high school and mid-life crisi would be good but if you choose not to then continue your exemplary work in other avenue.
P.S. This would make such a good chain letter type thing if you don't do such and such this is what would happen to you (link here). :p w/e