This flash saved my life
Two summers ago...
It was a bleak time for me...
So bleak I didn't know if I'd be able to keep on ejecting eggs at a high rate of speed from my butt-crack...
But when I saw this flash I thought "Dear god I have to show....
O.k. fuck this.
I became closer with my two friends one time because of that.
A whole day of hilarity based on this flash.
Memorable.
Think about what that means.
Also, all sorts of vag started pouring straight into my mouth.
It was like some sort of northern virginia goldrush.
Except it wasn't gold...
it was VAGINA
and it wasn't a sandwich.
Looking back I maybe wish it had been that tasty honey-sweet chic-filet.
Oh god what am I doing with my life!!!!!!!!!!