Congratulations!
Huzzah on the new marriage ^_^; I and my hubby got married march of last year so i feel yah on the ' what they make you' do. Sometimes i wanna strangle Ed, and sometimes i just wanna hold on and not let go. Then theres the want to chew on tin foil. Buuut thats another story.
And i have stapled a bagel to my face before.
you have my 5. Make damned sure this marriage you got is a lifelong thing, John.