Prepare for a lawsuit
Unless in the next 48 Hours you contact me about giving me money for the trauma and suffering your game put me through, I will be in contact with my lawyers and they will serve you with a lawsuit. No worries, we can work out a settlement as long as you are reasonable and listen very carefully.
If I am writing a review, it means it has touched me in a way, good or bad. This game just violated me with an unwanted prostate exam.
I was looking forward to playing this. I saw what looked like good graphics, it has sports which I enjoy, it had everything to entice me... then the game... It easily isn't the worst game I've ever played on here, but it is definately the most offensive. Why? you have these great graphics, a wonderful cartoonish look and feel to it, then you couple those with the worst gameplay ever. EVER! You hit 1 button to swing a bat... ok, it's a baseball game, I get that... makes sense. Then you can move forward and back... ok... I was a little baffled by that, but I figured you can position yourself to make it more challenging by going all the way to the right to swing.. fine... but then there was the jumping thing... I figured that out on level 4 which was the only I missed on my first try because I spent most of the time trying to figure out the point of jumping...
Jumping... JUMPING??? WHAT THE H-E-Double Hockey Sticks WAS THE POINT OF THE JUMPING??? It just blows my f'n mind! If you had the balls flying high up, fine, I could understand, but they come at you all at the same pace and same heights. Make things interesting. Make the balls fly at you all over the screen and MAKE it POSSIBLE to hit them. Secondly, make the balls come at you at different times, make it INTERESTING!!!
I feel that you show promise, but for the love of God, until something worse comes along, how that is possible, I DON'T KNOW, you have the distinction of making the best looking horrible game on Newgrounds... That's right, this game blows, and it looks so good it shouldn't. Work on it more and don't leave it half finished.
You get a 2 and be proud of it... 10 for the killer graphics, NO style, 1 for sound (while EXTREMELY ANNOYING) it had some, 1 for violence because you can swing a bat, interactivity a 1 because you can hit buttons to do 3 things, and there was nothing, I repeat NOTHING humourous about this game. take your 2, learn from this experiment and work towards something better. Maybe make a hockey version so you can bastardize that and insult me even more.
By the way, WTF??? How did this travisty make front page? Do you have pictures of people or are doing "favors" for people? Quit touching thier special spots and get working on an improvement.
BLAH!