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Reviews for "Jive Machine"

God yes.

God fucking yes. That was the greatest thing ever. The graphics and dance choreography were masterfully done. The song selection was perfect (love all of the songs) and overall this flash is the most ground breaking submission I've ever seen.

The graphics are awesome, as you can quickly tell through the awesome preloader and menu screens. The backgrounds used in the flash also have a great well drawn, cartoony style to them. The fact that there were backgrounds for each song was also a nice touch ;)

The one thing I would say is that some of the backgrounds are a bit distracting to the main attraction of the flash (the amazing dancing). It probably was distracting because the window for the dancing wasn't centered on the screen, so your eyes are likely to look up a bit. Also the low quality movie can sometimes stick out against the very clean backgrounds. I suppose you can't do too much about that though :/

Otherwise it's very well done, and I liked some of the subliminal messages on the newgrounds backgrounds. So when should I give you that oral sex sir?

The style of the flash and dancing is of course the best thing I've ever watched. The only way to describe it is that it brought an orgasm to my eyes and erection to my pants :o The dance moves were over the top and easily recognizable, which made it really fun to play around with. It's tough getting the moves to match with the songs exactly, but most of the time it strangely works out.

With some of the dance moves the camera moves a little, either up or down, which can make moving from one move to another a bit choppy. I'm not sure if this was done on purpose to fit the dancing or not, but it's not much of a huge deal. When you press "Q" the door opens a little :p

This flash is awesome, but really it mostly comes down to mashing buttons and giggling at dave as he prances around in the room. It would be really cool if you could expand this little game, and possibly have him dance to a set beat, DDR style. For now though, this is still fun in it's own sexy and silly way.

Awesome job guys!

BlueHippo responds:

Thanks for the awesome review and ideas.

-dave

Great job guys

Blue Hippo showed me this while it was still in production. You guys did a great job.

The graphics were great. Blue Hippo's backgrounds more enjoyable and had a nice cartoonish feeling. And OMG! I never knew what you looked like!!!

Great interactivity. It was cool to play and very addicting. Watching dave dance is almost hypnotising.

Improvments? dave needs to the the head bop so he can dance to "What is Love?" properly! >:C

Overall, great job guys. I am so jealous right now. ;)
Grade: A+

BlueHippo responds:

I knew I was missing a dance move.

:(

-dave

lol

this super sexy game is only missing one much needed song: it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!

BlueHippo responds:

:).

-dave

Make Your Own Numa

This is some great antidepressant for those immensly dissapointed with Gary Brolsma's sequel. All of the songs fit well with the mood and it was brilliant to have enough dance moves for all the letters of the alphabet. Typing out a song's lyrics has never been more fun. It took balls, skill, and a fantastic sense of humor to creat this.

Oh, and the violence score was for the collective bleeding of a thousand eyes.

heh

HILARIOUS !!! make more haha

BlueHippo responds:

yessir!