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Reviews for "Jive Machine"

Sexy :D

What can I say, watching Dave move like that made me happy in my pants.

The music was awesome, and I especially loved hearing the complete version of "blow my whistle".

The only thing missing is the "fuck thrust". You know, when you move your hips in a fucking fashion... that would have been great ^_^.

Amazing work !!!

BlueHippo responds:

^_^.

-dave

Great job guys

Blue Hippo showed me this while it was still in production. You guys did a great job.

The graphics were great. Blue Hippo's backgrounds more enjoyable and had a nice cartoonish feeling. And OMG! I never knew what you looked like!!!

Great interactivity. It was cool to play and very addicting. Watching dave dance is almost hypnotising.

Improvments? dave needs to the the head bop so he can dance to "What is Love?" properly! >:C

Overall, great job guys. I am so jealous right now. ;)
Grade: A+

BlueHippo responds:

I knew I was missing a dance move.

:(

-dave

Sweet.

Dudes.

This is so fucking cool I can't describe it with words.

BlueHippo responds:

I know.

-dave

11

I'VE never seen such a machine that creates so much jive but at the same time the jiving that is going on is kind of pathetic. the background is pretty intense.

BlueHippo responds:

>:(

-dave

I came.

This is the greatest game on newgrounds. Favorites.

Lol, this is the first time im doing one of these reviews -_-

Graphics: Dave is the secksiest person alive

Style: I doubt there are many dancin' games IRL out there, soz 10

Sound: No speakers :(

Violence: 10 because as soon as i saw this movie i came all over my computer screen and it instantaniously popped my anal ring simaltaniously.

Interactivity: I loved making dave squeeze his man boobs, it just felt so empowering.

Humor: Self explanatory

Overall: THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST GAME THAT I FUCKING FGDSFUYGD

You win.

BlueHippo responds:

Wow, if you enjoyed it that much without sound, you're insane!

-dave