LOL!
Crono: Hello, what's this?
Crono: Could this possibly be a treasure chest waiting to be plundered, could my luck finally be changing?
Crono: Nope! it's completely and utterly barren, just like my chances of escaping this infernal dungeon.
Crono: Wait a second, what's this?
Voice: Secret Scene obtained!
Crono: Who just said that!?
Voice: Narrator is heard!
Crono: Fritz, please tell me that was you.
Fritz: I didn't say anything.
Voice: The voice wasn't fritz.
Crono: OH MY GOD, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! I've started to hear voices... Without drinking ether that is...
Voice: Schizophrenia obtained!
LOL!