Problems!
Ok, this is a comstuctive review, just read through it and laugh at some stuffs please.
Yeah, there were way to many problems that could have been fixed very easily. The animation, although somewhat jumpy was somewhat good, but looked like crap when you crapped out on the movement. It was way too skippy, and in turn cause collision detection problems. Some of the major problems were ofcourse the collision detection and the movement of the characters, but also the music made me want to go, "What the hell!? I want this stupid ass dead because he wanted to just loop some music that makes me want to go into an epileptic(typo'd?) seizure(also typo'd, too lazy for spell check) and wet me self(yes 'me' self) willst poking me liver to check for signs of a tumor from all of me damn apple juice drinking with my hobo buddy bob in the back ally behind the walmart next the to pet store i regularly go to for entertainment until they throw me out for punching puppies and throwing them at the infants that come into the store with their parents on saturdays when they are out looking for a new pet or maybe just killing time because mommy is to lazy to do anything and makes life at home a living hell." But anyway, the game was way to frustrating and made me want to do all that shit and describe even more happenings that have absolutly nothing to do with anything other than apple juice and tumors caused by throwing puppies and obesity. So yeah. You fucked up. Good idea, good effort, but ya crapped out on what was important. So go to hell, and i will sees ya there muthafunka when after i die in a car accident caused by having way to many cats in my car because i just stole them all from the cat lady living next door to me becuase she wont shut the hell up about me telling her to keep her damn cats off of my front lawn and to stop feeding them raw meet because then the cat poopoo wouldn't smell so bad but then i wouldnt have this problem if i hadn't disemboweld the old neighbor when he broke my blender that i lent to him because he was to much of a fat dumb ass to figure out how to go to the store and buy one for himself and just shut the hell up about not being able to make a milkshake even though he was lactose intolerant and shit himself and all over my bathroom floor everytime he had a milkshake because he was also too lazy to plunge his toilet and had to use mine.
So, to summerize without the awsome acounts of animal cruelty and obese lazy guys without blenders, this was a very good try, i just dont think that you try hard enough to get done what you set out to do. I would like to see you clean it up a bit and then post again, because i would love to play this kind of game for hours on end(if i dont use the bathroom, thats what pants are for), if it weren't completly annoying and made me want to kill myself.
I hoped the review was very entertaining, i did come up with all of this off the top of my head in 5 mins, thank you.