Boring.
I seriously can't play this game enough to unlock stuff. It justs sucks so bad. The sprites suck. Captain falcon's punch is ruined by this. The voices are a bit less than okay. But the gameplay is horrible. You slide around way too much, the physics are incredibly flawed, and the AI is just as dumb as a mentally retarded person with crayons sticking up their nose. This doesn't even belong in portal history. It just is terrible. Being 16 doesn't give you an excuse to make a game this bad. I have to stop now, or else i might get an ulcer from this piece of crap.
Also, whoever replies badly to the people who don't like the game,: Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Same goes if you lose. And nobody gives a rat's A if someone else could do this good/bad. It's just their opinion, either be a noob *cough*lightjedijack*cough* Or get over it.