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Reviews for "Streets of Valhalla"

nothing new

its just like every other shooter incredibly boring!

OK

It was a decent game, plenty of upgrades, but it was boring. Anyone with enough patience can be it. You just repeat the levels over and over until you get enough cash. After that, it is trivial. And then, after all that work, you give it up for no apparent reason (which you likely explained, but the story never caught my attention, so I never read the intros). After spending all that cash, it goes "poof" and you suddenly use another vehicle. Finally, maybe I missed an equipment tab, but it appeared that I used a pistol the whole time. Maybe it did more damage, or was faster, but it certainly looked like the "rockets" and "lasers (I guess, with the cannon)" were bullets being fired from a semiautomatic pistol. Whatever.

Fuck you, and your boss battles.

How do you defeat the heli? You don't. You just don't play the game, and the creator is forced to live a pitiful life. I mean, you could at least be able to modify the helicopter, drop grenades, something. I mean, it steers like a turd made of lead in a tub of sand.

Repetative

Even though there's a story behind it, since there isn't any variety, it ends up being very monotonous. Make some different types of levels to break it up.

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only reasin i gave it a 4 is because of the song at the menu it couldve been way better