i don't know...
i don't like too many escape games besides Crimson Room or w/e, it's been a long time...well, to me it just seemed a dumb, your name's Benjimun, and you openly SAY YOUR TRAPPED!!! right in the begining, you have no memory, how the fuck you gona think "Oh no! i'm trapped!", when it's dark, and you just wake up, and you don't remember?! THATS FUCKIN REDICULOUSE! "I'm trapped.", wow...i tried this game for like 4 minutes, found a miror...he's ugly, nice drawing though, you didn't draw bad...he's just ugly...found a thumb and a bible...never found out what that was behind the poster, were you trying as hard as you could to confuse me specificly? because i thought "Oh...a safe maybe", but no!!! no! it's just a chunck of metal behind the poster, if not, why didn't you have a "It's a safe" go on the bottom? if you did, well then my PC sucks ass with lag! damn it...i thought the thumb would have a use, but i gave up around when i found the miror...(seriously, he's so ugly) "Nice plot", i don't see it! i don't like this, you have no memory, you know your trapped before you even get off the floor (was he sleepin', or was he just standing there?) he's ugly, and he lost a thumb so he likes to touch tolites....right...may god (fuckin' doesn't exist, it's just propaganda from the dawn of humanity) have mercy on your souls...(which he can't, if you're too stupid to realize what i just said.) i know what someone's thinkin' reading this, "Abusive!". Well fuck yeah it is, what isn't? Someone else out there might be smart enough to see that this isn't just "YOU SUCK BALLS HORSE FACE EATER BUTT!!", insulting, this is "You're one of the people of the world, aren't you?", ...EAAAUH! People!!! listen to the song Banana Phone, then you'll forget this immedietly, that's what this world's been reduced to..."It comes in bunches, gives ya the hunches!", what the hell?..."BOOP BOOPIDOOPIDOOP!!!", I do admit, it's better then "HOT ASIAN CHICKS, the thing with the hamster flying underwater in space all at the same time with a giant penis that's so oversized, it could crush earth...", i just wanted to see that because it was *porn* on the turd of the week, fuckin' perverted old people with their lifo suction because they're too lazy to lose it them self, then they need it agian cause they got it back, I'm done fuckin' typin' this thing...i'm gona go blow up a fish monster that's attacking Dakota....both south, and north at the same time, it's that powerfull...and that slippery...Long John Silver's would have a new fish auntray thing, Giant Mutant Blob...people would eat that, they'd have a cup the size of a file cabnent with their drink, Vikings hawling over the thing with ropes, logs under it...that'd make the fat people die, and then the skinny people of the world would be the new fat people...what a horrible system of life it'd be...and it's all your fault!...actually, mine for killing the fish...WHY!!!!?!?...i'll go do that in a second, as a quicker version: your gay aren't you? Benjumin? Bengumernersher...fuck-- if you deni being gay, you have a vagina, cause there's no way you can make this, without taking a penis, and in your future remark, and or thought, you'd seriously...you were inspired by your lover for the main guy i bet... even shorter version : Arrr, like a pirate.
:P keep up your terrible work, just to get back at everyone else's same review "keep up the good work", because you all have no creativity or minds of your own...Critics like a movie, you like it, and you agree that another one's bad...You don't need a life, but you should atleast have genitals...i say that "keep up the terrible work" thing because i'm seriouse, i want to see more of this crap you'd come up with, maybe a penis and a book flying around a guy on a motor-cycle...some insperation to your crazy abomination of a blob you have for an ear...it looks like a tounge....you can taste yourself talking, or listen to someone while giving them head. ANGRY WALRUS! O_o
