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Reviews for "Fap to NG acts: Pimp"

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That was simply awesome, i mean what an original idea!, if there was one user you had to start with this would have been the account to have gone with, i mean sweet choice and you were able to come up with such a funny voice over for it, and that gross noise in the background just finished off this great flash.

~HJ~
(Hamy_jamy isn't even suppose to be here today)

QwertyBoi responds:

Haha. Original?...Prrroooobably Not :\. but, who really cares. :D

Some attention to the most secluded user on ng

You should have paid some attention to the fact that he is the only lvl 30 and blam/protect supreme commander, but never wrote any reviews. That's what makes him scary. Anyway, the jacking off was pretty much stupid, but the comments warned me for that. And here's a nice account for you to make fun of: HeIsPerfection/mrs_sly or whatever her name is this time. I like to call her "the girl with a thousand names". Search for title "ATWI80D" to find her. And here's the ying and yang of videogames: Sonicfan9000 and marionut247 (not quite sure, but they're something like that). Neither have any flash, so look inside some sonic or mario tributes. And finally, here's the flash author with the hardest life ever: rogerregorroger (or something). His crappy pc forces him to split his movies into parts, he has to wait months for simple voice work, and the voices aren't even worth the wait. Look for "IMP" to find him.

QwertyBoi responds:

I totally was but, you know, I choose not to.

lol, another portal spam series in the making?

lmao, that was hilarious, in a stupid kind of way. The actual flash itself was fairly generic, but the humour was great, and made this flash worthwhile. I'd highly suggest you make a series out of this, it'd be great! I can already think of a few good users to parody, statwise:

LittleWashu
KWASKICK
ZeroAsALimit (don't be mean to the guy though, he's a good person)

But anyways, nice submission, hope to see develop into another series in the portal ;)

QwertyBoi responds:

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed.

I'd like to make tons more but, I'm a busy man.

And yes, heh, those are good canidates. I can already think of some stuff to say about them but, I wouldn't want them to get all butthurt on me if I made one without their permission. :-\

ter installments, the surre

Watched the series a while ago but never bothered to review (shame on me). Am doing now partially because apparantly folk who like my submissions also like your series. Also because you explicitly ask for reviews. Anyway:

+++++ Memorable, to say the least.

++++ It all makes me chuckle.

- In the intro, I noticed the buildings scrolling past sometimes pauses in the centre. I believe this is because the starting/ending frames of your loop are identical. Make a keyframe one frame before the end, then delete the last one, to get a seamless loop.

- Limited graphics in the thing. It'd be nice if you scrolled down when talking about the b/p points.

-- I did find myself wanting a link to the profile. Good to see you included those in later editions!

- I don't like the pixelly font that much against that background.

+ Border gives it some personality.

+ I like the radial graphic for the pre-loader. Very precisely drawn.

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Though a lot shorter than later installments, the surreal idea and the writing carry this.

waaaaahhhhh????!@?# is the last song?