Hmm...
A female character that is obsessed over by a guy although she hates him and is uber goth with a cool deep voice! Yea, I havent seen that in every cartoon on TV. Watching 10 seconds of invader Zim is 100 times funnier. Try and actually have some humour that is actually funny for people over 5, oh yea, and try and make a movie that doesn't include game characters. Stop stealing characters, jokes and locations. Grow you'r own brain.
Please stop
get out of ur own arse and take everyone else out of there with u, this didnt deserve the bytes its made of, nevermind front page, the animation was tweeningly horrid as usual and once again, any form of cinematography consisted of only zoom ins, learn how to direct, get a sense of humour and learn how to direct if u wanna put "animator" under ur occupation, u work in an office, an office that doesnt animate, u r not an aimator..grrr u do my noggin in u do.
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All you’ve had surrounding you for the last few years are but kissing people from deviantart, a site as Stamper says which is full of people who cant animate for shit so think you’re a god(and the ones who can don’t worship you and post yiffy/yaoi most of the time) Honestly, what critical grown up person would join deviantart? The only people on there are the annoying girls who say stuff like ‘omg like lets eat caik!’ and of course they’re gonna like you since you make all these cutesy wootsy movies about muffins. Get the opinions of some serious people who can tell you how to improve your work rather than say ‘That totally great!’ I’ve talked to fans of yours that admit that you stopped making good stuff after resident evil flash edition, listen to your fans. If you’re happy getting reviews from mindless people giving you 10 for everything go ahead, you may as well become a clown if you want to amuse small children. But if you want to keep your old fans who made you big in the first place grow up, make some serious flashes or ones with adult humour, and no that doesn’t have to mean sex jokes since you have this Michael Jackson persona in which you are afraid of the fact that you are an adult. If you make some of those that AREN’T based on videogames and they succeed you should have something to be proud about. Right now if you threw a piece of crap on a plate and filmed it people would vote 10 so don’t you dare say newgrounds isn’t fair as its giving you an easy ride. Maybe you’ve been away so long getting you’re arse kissed on Legendary Lillypad and DA that you’ve forgotten what real life is like and that not everyone is going to love every piece of crap you throw at them. You need to stop living off of the reflected glory of chocobo mix, the song you didn’t even write, yea, I know you’ve made your galactic war saga and Kerrigan but do you actually believe that these 8 year olds that rate your movies 10 can actually read let alone have read some boring arse sci-fi rip-off. Make your decision, do you want to fade into flash history as some novelty movie maker or put the work in and make something good.
Peace Out- Jenova_Absolute and Rikimaru_Strife
A message from Rikimaru_Strife and Jenova_Absolute
Check my profile (Rikimaru_Strife), I’ve never posted a review but this cartoon was so bad I had to have my voice heard. We remember the first time we watched ff chocobo mix. We were around 12-13 years old we used to sing the words to the song, I remember us actually being excited that we were able to print the lyrics. We were 13 back then and since then we’ve grown up, yet the humour and animation of your flashes has hardly changed a bit. Like Stamper we’ve also read your deviant art post about your flash. You seem to think that the flash DESERVES a higher score and better reviews, a flash which score is bordering the 4 mark. Are you saying that you really feel a few minutes of mindless videogame parody which is as well written as an episode of Chuck Norris’s ‘Karate Komandos’ deserved to up there with something like prowlies at the river, something set in its own original world with original characters rather than a parody. Look at the videogame parody section of newgrounds…Huge isn’t it, and it really doesn’t need to get any bigger. Seriously, what were you thinking when you decided to put in a goth chick character with that generic overused voice and attitude, yea, I’ve never seen a cartoon where there some crazy loser guy who loves some uber dark goth chick who hates him. Her voice was terrible and seemed like you took it right out of a cartoon since it’s recording quality was nothing like the rest of the voices, after all of these years I would have thought you knew how to normalise audio yet there’s still terrible static when the gnome talks loudly. You think newgrounds is unfair? Your view of Newgrounds being fair is hundreds of fanboys that love you so much that they don’t even have to actually find your stuff funny but they’ll still laugh as they’ve hammered it into their brains that you’re their god, giving you 10 for everything in their reviews, even interactivity although the only thing you have is a menu which is probably the best part of your films. Dou you think that’s fair? Have all these reviews really given you the mentality that when you get 10 for everything you honestly deserve it? Do you really think that was the funniest flash you’ve seen? The best directed? 1 long shot of the characters throughout the whole thing. The most interactive? The best sound, humour and violence? If the answer is No you still retain some sanity.
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Dear Lord...
When someone told me about a new legendary frog movie I thought "Hey, maybe it will be funny and not a Total failure like one ring three and the much awaited, over-hyped, and overall disappointing CV flash"
My expectations were in no way met...The art was, well, lame. The voice acting...that voice wasn't funny 3 years ago, it's not funny now and it never will be.
The Humor...what in the hell? It wasn't even remotely funny. The jokes were off time, overused, and any original joke in there was either poorly executed or perhaps...only funny to, oh let's say, an 11 year old.
Now await your fanboys to come to your aid from this NEGATIVE REVIEW! GOD FORBID SOMEONE CROSS JOSEPH BLANCHETTE!!!!