A colossal failure on all important accounts.
I am so incredibly appauled by the fact that this submission not only passed, but it got a high enough score to get an "awesome score" blue border. Newgrounds itself has succumb to such a state that it's no longer a medium of any artistic expression what-so-ever. Let alone anything of actualy substance. Yes, you know how to make something in flash. On all accounts, you are one of the better skilled flash artists I've seen. But you have absolutely no concept of how to actually make a game work. It's a joke. Your submissions have been a complete and utter disgrace to the true gamer, and anyone who gave this garbage a passing score shouldn't be fit to judge anything. I refuse to submit anything contructive in this review, simply because if you pawn this garbage off as something playable, and you've deluded yourself in to thinking this is "quality", you are too much of a moron to actually listen to it.