If it were anyone but Pico...
Seriously, guys. Look at this game. It's not even tongue-in-cheek bad. It's just a plain hack job.
"But oh! It's a 'Pico' game, so it's automatically good!" No. Not true.
If I, or anyone else, made such a bad game and submitted it, you can bet it wouldn't have a 4.22 rating.