HILARIOUS!
I will come back to this submission every day and vote 5 on it until it gets a score of 4.99 and it is at the top of the Top 50 list and everyone will be like "wtf, what kind of a piece of shit establishment is this" but it won't matter because their votes won't have any effect after I vote on it 1 million+ times. I could barely understand half of what Drew's rant was because I was laughing so hard at it. I'm glad to see at least one talented memer of the barney bunch. Most of them file-swap which was funny the first time but gets old quick. Keep up the great work.
Oh, and seriously I am coming back to vote 5 on this every day.